Whether it be a chant the whole crowd is involved in or something the unruly drunk behind you has shouted out, what's the funniest thing you've heard at a sporting event? Sadly enough, mine came from a Sox Yankees game that i was watching on tv, so i did not have the opportunity to shake this mans hand. This was 10-12 years ago when David Justice was in right and Tino Martinez was on first for the yankees and it was shortly after Justice had been in the news for domestic abuse. So im watching the broadcast with friends when all of a sudden a fan yells out

"hEY TINOOOO, JUSTICE BEATS HIS WIFE!" to this day, every time i think about it, it brings joy to my heart.

A close second of mine is anytime Boston fans break out the old "FUCK THE YANKEES" chant. Its even funnier when you hear it at an importune setting like chase field when the sox are in the midst of a fierce interleague rivalry with the diamondbacks.

Honorable mention: "Harvard Rejects"- UCONN student section chant when playing Yale.

There's gotta be some funny chants your teams has when playing their rivals... WUG OT?

At a minor league game, the second baseman was really short. Like 5'5ish. So when he got up to bat, my buddy stood up and yelled "STOP THE GAME! STOP THE GAME! THERE'S A CHILD ON THE FIELD!". There couldn't have been more than 500 people there so it was good because the whole place heard it and lost it.

 

Originally Posted by rocket5

I used to go to a lot of Celtics and Red Sox games like 10 years ago. Usually would sit real close. One night I got under Sam Cassell's skin so bad he couldn't do anything right. That was fun as hell.

Best reaction I ever got was from Ricky Henderson tho. He was on Oakland at the time. I was about 20 rows up from home plate and he was in on deck circle. It was one of those quiet lulls that happen at Fenway. I yelled out Ricky YOU SUCK! He fucking turned around and started screaming who knows what I couldn't reallly hear him. I obviously don't think he sucks or ever did but it was hilarious at the time. Ya I was that asshole back in the day lol.

Fail! You told Rickey Henderson that he sucked? Hall of Famer Rickey Henderson. Stupid Sox fan.
Anyways the funniest thing I heard was when I went to a Seahawks Niners game at Quest field. This Niners fan kept saying Alex Smith you suck etc. and one of the fans told him to STFU and sit down. The guy got all embarrassed and I thought it was funny as hell.

 

Originally Posted by Bonestein

At a minor league game, the second baseman was really short. Like 5'5ish. So when he got up to bat, my buddy stood up and yelled "STOP THE GAME! STOP THE GAME! THERE'S A CHILD ON THE FIELD!". There couldn't have been more than 500 people there so it was good because the whole place heard it and lost it.

This is funny I wish I was there about 6 beers deep I would of been laughing my ass off.

back at the old sombrero, the bucs-phins games got rowdy in the stands. always a lot of trash talking and fighting. during one of those games, some really drunk guy starts chanting "hey hey hey hey we're the buccaneers....all you dolphins are a bunch of queers" (to the tune of the original song which started the same way) over and over again. sounds lame when written out but was hilarious at the time (aside from the bigotry of course). i also thought it was funny when they used to chant "bull-chip" at usf bulls basketball games. they would put it on the big screen and everything when there was a bad call or something lol.

haha this is the only video of the bucs song i could find, but you get the idea

not totally related to this topic, but funniest thing to happen at an arena imo.

A lone guy stood up and chanted

" my wife left me"
"my wife left me"

For about a minute

1) Was at an Astros game years ago and the ump behind the dish was calling some very suspect pitches. After ringing up another one of our batters, a guy stands up and yells, "Get on your knees ump, you're blowin the game!!!" Of course he motioned like he was blowin cock and the fans around him just lost it. Pretty funny and its a line I have now stolen.

2) Was sitting court side at the Rockets a few weeks ago (hidden brag) when the ref was making some lopsided calls for the Pacers. The ball goes out of bounds on a play and I catch it. As I stood up and giving the ball back to him, we look at each other and I say, "You must be related to Tim Donaghy with these calls." My buddy got it and just started laughing. A couple minutes later, he makes a horrid call that favors us. As he's slowly walking back to the other side of the court, he passes me and I say casually but loud, "Solid make up call!" I got some laughs from the rich dicks around us.

At a Sens/Leafs game a while back, there were these 2 guys (friends, and fans of opposing teams) completely piss drunk wearing hockey helmets in the crowd. Dany Heatley was playing for the Sens, and every time he touched the puck, the Leafs fan would get up and scream "YOU SHOULDNT BE PLAYING HOCKEY, YOURE A MURDERER!!". This was right after he killed his friend in a drunk driving accident. It was one of the ballsiest thing Ive ever heard.

 

Originally Posted by BulldogCafe

not totally related to this topic, but funniest thing to happen at an arena imo.

 

Originally Posted by BigEarn7

best video ever.

loooooool, ty for quoting this, I missed it, unreal coincidence/karma..

Me and Tiltinshoes were at Busch Stadium for a Cardinals/Astros game back in 2009...it was awesome Pujols hit 2 bombs (this was back when he could hit homers). But at the start of the game, 2 guys just start railing Hunter Pence (we were 8 rows up in right field), and we think oh great it's these guys. But they turned out to be hilarious and just went after Pence the entire game. The two guys left the game to a standing ovation from the fans around us and multiple high fives.

Chavez Ravine a few years ago. Doyers vs Pirates. Big dude in the front row of my section wearing full Braves gear. Hat, jersey, matching track pants, and a big gold ATL necklace. He gets up every inning to get food, beers, piss, etc so everyone in the section notices him after a few innings. On one of many walks up the aisle, a random drunk guy shouts out "hey, you may want to check your ticket buddy, not sure what game youre watching but the braves aint playing here man" ... Entire section is rolling. He smiles, keeps walking but throws up the middle finger. When he came back the verbal assault was unleashed. About a half dozen people, including a pirates fan, were giving him shit. Nothing nasty, just a few Atlanta sucks chants and jokes about him wearing gear for a team thats not even playing. Funniest thing i have seen at any game.

About 20 thousand Liverpool fans chanting at David Beckham as he was taking a corner for United. "Posh Spice, she takes it up the ass, she takes it up the ass."

Not sure if that was supposed to dissappoint him or not.

Mommy, why are the white players wearing the striped shirts?

We spent an entire 3-game series in college taunting the shit out of Milton Bradley in 2001 when he was playing for the Ottawa Lynx vs the Rochester Red Wings. I was on fire that season, reading articles about Robin Ficker and doing everything in my power to be the greatest shit talker in minor league baseball history.

The first night it was just our drunken section and him looking our way with anger, but by night three there were thousands of people chanting "Parker Brothers is better" every time he was batting and making all kinds of Monopoly and Risk jokes. I haven't seen someone so angry with the world since, well, Milton Bradley on every other night of his career.

I went to a D3 school but still supported our shitty football and basketball teams. The highlight of my taunting career came against Case Western Reserve University's basketball team my senior year. A significant percentage of my fraternity brothers had the front row seats right behind the away bench, and I was merciless. In such a small gymnasium with less than a thousand fans, every single person could hear every single thing I said. At halftime, the CWRU coach came right up to me, pulled out his wallet and handed me a $50 bill and said "Look, kid, I'm not paying you to shut up because clearly that's not something you do. However, I don't want you to say another word to my team. I want you to taunt the refs because, let's be honest, they suck." At the end of the game he brought me another $10 and said "Here's your tip, that was awesome." The refs were not amused.

I also love every Seattle Sounders game where 35,000 people shout "You suck, asshole" for every away goal kick.

HEY JEFFERIES DO YOU WANT MY WALLET SO YOU CAN ROB ME TOO?