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  1. Crobinson19 Crobinson19 is offline

    Providence, RI
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    May 15th, 2007 (5/15/2007 3:01am)

    Alright here's the story; It's the last night before my two roomates and I move out of our dorm so we're cleanin shit up or whatever. And roomate A says holy shit I have a gigantic dingleberry in the crack of my ass.
    So roomate A continues to rip this disgusting nickel sized dingleberry out of his ass (gross i know) and gets the genious idea to place said dingleberry on roomate B's desk under this tube of cleaning wipes. About twenty minutes later when roomate B goes to use the wipes he notices something that looks like a piece of dust. He then proceeds to pick up the dingleberry, rub it between his fingers, then throws it in the trash can.
    I can't hold in my laughter and many OMFGs ensue. Roomate B, much like i would have flips shit saying the likes of GTFO and all these other four letter words, he even throws a chair across the room which i think was a little over the edge.

    My Question is, hilarious or just plain wrong? as this situation will be debated for the next 12 or so hours.

    TY OT
  2. avarice avarice is offline

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    May 15th, 2007 (5/15/2007 3:05am) in reply to Crobinson19

    holy fuck that is insanely hilarious

    hahahah looooooooooolz
  3. Quantum Quantum is offline

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    May 15th, 2007 (5/15/2007 3:07am) in reply to avarice

    pretty funny really. Your roommate who touched the poo shoudn't be that mad, he would be laughing if the joke wasn't on him.

    Don't be dicks and go around telling everybody your roomie likes touching poo or anything like that though haha.
  4. darkcheck_ darkcheck_ is offline

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    May 15th, 2007 (5/15/2007 3:14am) in reply to Crobinson19

    inform roommate B that the action of throwing a chair with a cock in his ass is probably not a smart thing to do

    pretty damn funny
     
  5. DaNatural22 DaNatural22 is offline

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    May 15th, 2007 (5/15/2007 3:24am) in reply to darkcheck_

  6. LokiToki LokiToki is offline

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    May 15th, 2007 (5/15/2007 3:31am) in reply to Quantum

    Dingleberry dust=funny

    Dingleberry smoothie, that would be cruel.
  7. SerlinSteak19 SerlinSteak19 is offline

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    May 15th, 2007 (5/15/2007 3:44am) in reply to Crobinson19

    Ask TBS.
  8. Crobinson19 Crobinson19 is offline

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    May 15th, 2007 (5/15/2007 3:45am) in reply to SerlinSteak19

    will do.
    Thread Starter
  9. chatterbox09 chatterbox09 is offline

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    May 15th, 2007 (5/15/2007 5:36am) in reply to Crobinson19

    rubbed in between fingers? so pwned

    gg licking fingers after tasty meals, treats, and snacks from now on

    scarred fo lyfe
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