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Funny or dickish?

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  1. uSUCK-GIVEup uSUCK-GIVEup is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 6:55pm)

    Girl comes over this morning and wakes me up for some sexin. In the middle of us fooling around her boyfriend calls and she dumbly answers the phone. As payback/me just being a dick in nature while she's on the phone and can't really say anything, I proceed to give her a hickey. As soon as she's off the phone she runs into the bathroom to look in the mirror and comes back yelling "you motherfucker." I laugh as I really don't care about her.

    Anyone have similar experiences?
  2. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 6:57pm) in reply to uSUCK-GIVEup

    hope the bf isn't armed
  3. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 6:57pm) in reply to uSUCK-GIVEup

    You and tsxxx need to hook up and relive being 16 all over again.
  4. ZeeDustin ZeeDustin is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 6:57pm) in reply to uSUCK-GIVEup

     
    Originally Posted by uSUCK-GIVEup View Post

    Girl comes over this morning and wakes me up for some sexin. In the middle of us fooling around her boyfriend calls and she dumbly answers the phone. As payback/me just being a dick in nature while she's on the phone and can't really say anything, I proceed to give her a hickey. As soon as she's off the phone she runs into the bathroom to look in the mirror and comes back yelling "you motherfucker." I laugh as I really don't care about her.

    Anyone have similar experiences?

    Yea happens all the time. I love sleeping with women who have boyfriends.
  5. nw25th nw25th is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 6:58pm) in reply to uSUCK-GIVEup

    it's funny your banging a slut, but I hope you wrap up your dickish
  6. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 6:59pm) in reply to uSUCK-GIVEup

    Same thing once happened to Underdog34. He had the hickey for like two weeks.
  7. Waldo38 Waldo38 is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 7:00pm) in reply to nw25th

    serves the cheating fucking slut right
  8. Underdog Underdog is offline MVP of OT (self-proclaimed)

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 7:07pm) in reply to El Burro

    That's funny. Who wrote it?
  9. get-raised21 get-raised21 is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 7:10pm) in reply to Underdog

    pretty bad when lurker has to say this.... OT is slacking

    pics or gtfo
     
  10. AnonymousX AnonymousX is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 7:11pm) in reply to timthegem

    sigh..i haven't given OR gotten a hickey in close to 10 yrs prolly
  11. Underdog Underdog is offline MVP of OT (self-proclaimed)

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 7:11pm) in reply to get-raised21

    pretty bad when lurker replies to the wrong post in a thread.
  12. youngun youngun is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 7:13pm) in reply to AnonymousX

     
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

    sigh..i haven't given OR gotten a hickey in close to 10 yrs prolly

    o rly? I thought for sure the other 16 year old you were fondling in the car was all over that.
  13. Mini Darb Mini Darb is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 7:16pm) in reply to AnonymousX

     
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

    sigh..i haven't given OR gotten a hickey in close to 10 yrs prolly

    wanna change that?
  14. AnonymousX AnonymousX is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 7:20pm) in reply to youngun

    jeez i don't plan to hook up in cars and def wasn't having sex in one, just got carried away...

    hickeys are def -ev tho
  15. youngun youngun is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 7:22pm) in reply to AnonymousX

     
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

    jeez i don't plan to hook up in cars and def wasn't having sex in one, just got carried away...

    hickeys are def -ev tho

    Dont jeez me woman! I found it humerous that someone who hooks up in cars every weekend for fun with numerous males and females would not appreciate a hickey.
  16. ccm ccm is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 7:25pm) in reply to uSUCK-GIVEup

  17. AnonymousX AnonymousX is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 7:35pm) in reply to youngun

    lmao u got my past times down pat
  18. boilingfish boilingfish is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2009 (1/21/2009 7:37pm) in reply to AnonymousX

    I have given tons of hickies in my day.Gotta mark that territory yo.
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