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  1. tek85 tek85 is offline

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    Aug 26th, 2011 (8/26/2011 7:09pm)

    http://www.bethanyswedes.com/roster/9/11/3562.php
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    Aug 26th, 2011 (8/26/2011 7:12pm) in reply to tek85

    Holland Township man names son after Adolf Hitler

    Adolf Hitler Campbell -- it's indeed the name on his birth certificate -- turns 3 today, and the Campbell family believes the boy has been mistreated. A local supermarket refused to make a birthday cake with "Adolf Hitler" on it.

    http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/warr...930.xml&coll=3
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    Aug 26th, 2011 (8/26/2011 7:17pm) in reply to cminer25

     
    Originally Posted by cminer25 View Post

    Holland Township man names son after Adolf Hitler

    Adolf Hitler Campbell -- it's indeed the name on his birth certificate -- turns 3 today, and the Campbell family believes the boy has been mistreated. A local supermarket refused to make a birthday cake with "Adolf Hitler" on it.

    http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/warr...930.xml&coll=3

    And his sister, JoyceLynn AryanNation Campbell. Those will be some fucked up kids, smh
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    Aug 26th, 2011 (8/26/2011 9:35pm) in reply to tek85

    He nearly showed "Hiscock" and the team was suspended for the first 3 tournaments season. The college is about 20 minutes from me.

     
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    Aug 26th, 2011 (8/26/2011 9:42pm) in reply to tek85

     
    Originally Posted by tek85 View Post

    http://www.bethanyswedes.com/roster/9/11/3562.php

    my favorite is still Penn Gillette naming his daughter Moxy Crimefighter Gillette. Go get 'em Moxy!
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    Aug 26th, 2011 (8/26/2011 10:06pm) in reply to jdsas

    Child abuse IMO.
     
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    Aug 27th, 2011 (8/27/2011 1:19am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    I work with a few African-Americans (3 white, 1 black) that shake their heads at some of the names they see at our hospital. They have social workers who will go to the parents and try to convince them that naming your child Alpo might not be a good idea. They also help with spelling. They think Americans are silly.
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 9:38pm) in reply to ginwilly

    Figured there would be a thread for this and I had to tell someone as I'm giggling to myself at work. I just scheduled a Dick Nutter. looooool was so hard not to laugh on the phone
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 9:41pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    Gaylord focker

    Sick bump btw, thanks for having the need to tell us about
    Dick nutter.

    FUNNY CHIT YO!! LOOLOLOLL!!!!!
    Edited By: smokerock247 Oct 26th, 2011 at 09:43 PM
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 9:43pm) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    Gaylord focker

    fucking really?
  11. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 9:44pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    fucking really?

    Really gloam, really.
  12. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 9:46pm) in reply to smokerock247

    i'm pretty certain you are mildly retarded, or at least have Asperger's

    anyways,

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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 9:47pm) in reply to Glo4m

    lol @ mildly
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 9:47pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Indians (from India) have some funny names. Gaylord Hardik Dikshit ftw.
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 9:48pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    i'm pretty certain you are mildly retarded, or at least have Asperger's

    anyways,

    Gaylord focker is the name of a character played by Ben stiller in "meet the parents".

    Good movie imo
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 9:49pm) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    Gaylord focker is the name of a character played by Ben stiller in "meet the parents".

    Good movie imo

    dots, a significant amount of them
    Edited By: Glo4m Oct 26th, 2011 at 09:49 PM
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 9:53pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    dots, a significant amount of them

    Not sure I follow.......................

    GG tho
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 10:04pm) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    Gaylord focker is the name of a character played by Ben stiller in "meet the parents".

    Good movie imo

    I think the movie you're thinking about is "Little Fockers"
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 10:14pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    My brother went to school with a girl named Crystal Chanda Lear
     
  20. tek85 tek85 is offline

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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 10:40pm) in reply to Chris R

    I knew a girl named Bunny Easter. I guess her folks thought it would be hilarious whenever someone called roll.
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 10:58pm) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    Gaylord focker

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    fucking really?

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    Really gloam, really.

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    Gaylord focker is the name of a character played by Ben stiller in "meet the parents".
    Good movie imo

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    dots, a significant amount of them

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    Not sure I follow.......................
    GG tho

    I nearly spit out my diet coke when I read the last reply. Clearly Smokerock, you do not follow.
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 11:03pm) in reply to AbnormalQ

    no way smoke is real
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 11:13pm) in reply to ginwilly

     
    Originally Posted by ginwilly View Post

    I work with a few African-Americans (3 white, 1 black) that shake their heads at some of the names they see at our hospital. They have social workers who will go to the parents and try to convince them that naming your child Alpo might not be a good idea. They also help with spelling. They think Americans are silly.

     
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 11:14pm) in reply to clemsonrich

    And who names their kid Pussy Galore. I mean, really?
     
  25. tek85 tek85 is offline

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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 11:17pm) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    Gaylord focker is the name of a character played by Ben stiller in "meet the parents".

    Good movie imo


     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    dots, a significant amount of them


     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    Not sure I follow.......................

    GG tho

    Will you two just fuck and get it over with already #impendinginevitability
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 11:19pm) in reply to tek85

    There was a kid in my HS named Bruce Bruce.
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 11:20pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    I graduated with a Julia Julia
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    Oct 26th, 2011 (10/26/2011 11:26pm) in reply to SlayNL

    my middle name is Quest
     
  29. ccm ccm is offline

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    Oct 27th, 2011 (10/27/2011 1:16am) in reply to SlayNL

     
    Originally Posted by SlayNL View Post

    I graduated with a Julia Julia

    Julia Gulia?
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    Oct 27th, 2011 (10/27/2011 1:21am) in reply to ccm

    my first name is Montana, does this mean I have messed up parents?
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