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You're my new hero for having Vitamin Water Rep under your name!!! VWP!!!!!Originally Posted by LadyLuck84
LOL @ thinking I am a dude... lurker fail. Also if you had read the OP he didn't jab her with 3 fingers (he just usually does), he was barely rubbing her outside her undies and she was already telling him to back off. If he is the aggressive type when it comes to sex this girl obv isn't for him.
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Obv gotta represent!Originally Posted by sirjwab
You're my new hero for having Vitamin Water Rep under your name!!! VWP!!!!!
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Edited By: BigEarn7 Jul 11th, 2010 at 05:37 PMI wasn't asking how to get the girl worked up you moron, she was already wet and such I was just saying she was fucking lame and saying almost anything I did hurt her but wanted me to keep going (pulling my hand to go into her boyshorts).Originally Posted by pwnsmyself
ummm serious? if a girl is not into u brah and she is not getting wet down there it is very painful... not sure if u knew that. gentle and slow to start out ftw some girls are like an ocean down there and will gush at just thinking about sex and others... umm lets just say not so much. face it bra shes just not that into you or your style.
thought u were original op...
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Obv OP needs to get some vitamin water and head to Vegas...
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I like how being gentle makes you feel like a rapist. But ramming home 3 fingers with out any play doesnt. Sounds mostly like you dont like warming a girl up and just want to get to your pleasure not hers. To each his own. She def wanted you. She just wants it to go diffrent then you did. She prob didnt want a wam bam thank you its over Type deal and you did.
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Autolobotomist
playing air is my style? so what
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BigEarn7 Everybody.Originally Posted by BigEarn7
I jus' don't unnerstand what she don't like about my confounded chisel and shoehorn! I even filed off most of mah calouses.
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sacaniga
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eat the pussy
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larry david: WIDE vaginaOriginally Posted by LadyLuck84
^^^^ [ ] Knows anything about secksing a woman properly
Seriously? If this chick is THAT whiny about you doing next to nothing, it's def time to move on.
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[ ] Actually read the OP and the rest of the threadOriginally Posted by AMARTIN1181
larry david: WIDE vagina
Obviously rubbing a chick outside her underwear has everything to do with the size of her vag... lol... nice try though. -
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+1Originally Posted by sacaniga
eat the pussy
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Niceguy
I will find you.
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not everyone can take 4 fingers like you champ
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They should give you a high paying job as a spokesman for their company!Originally Posted by LadyLuck84
Obv gotta represent!
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Ladyluck ever worked with Lee Eiland at Vitamin water?
Originally Posted by LadyLuck84
Obv gotta represent!
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I think you missed the point of that story!Originally Posted by jokerswild
Ladyluck ever worked with Lee Eiland at Vitamin water?
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Mr. Blonde
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I conquerOriginally Posted by Mr. Blonde
jesus h christ the amount of fail in this thread is facepalming
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Joined: Jun 06Jul 12th, 2010 (7/12/2010 2:54am) in reply to BigEarn7
No doubt, Casanova. I usually just fist them like puppets with some fucking authority.Originally Posted by BigEarn7
I don't know about you guys but i'm used to the ladies loving two or even three fingers just shoved in them with authority.
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