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gettin sex from the interwebz... whats my play?

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  1. deadeyehank deadeyehank is offline

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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:03am)

    Hello OT,

    Need you guy's help on my play here...

    Few days ago I was doin the drunken trawlin of dating sites, think it was get laid tonight or summit. Struck up a convo with this chick from my area... Dont remember what was said, but added her to my messenger. Chatted to her today and got basically an invite for some sexii timez...

    pics obv.












    So heres is chat log thing...

    me: hi there, how are you?
    her: hi there
    her: where you from?
    me: im from england... you?
    her: cool
    her: same here
    her: where bouts are you?
    me: (my town)
    me: you kno it?
    me: I work in (town nearby) tho
    her: yeah
    me: i presume your name is **?
    her: yeah
    me: nice to meet you, im **
    her: hi there
    me: so what do you do for a livin **?
    me: if you dont mind me askin
    her: well im a cam model
    her: im doing nude show now , but its sooooo
    borringg ,, i want for real.... do you
    meet? can u satisfy me?
    me: probly
    me: got any more pics?
    her: hehe
    her: yeah (opens picture sharing dooberry)
    me: damn... lookin good
    her: thanks
    me: love the red dress one
    her: thanks
    her: up to meet?
    me: maybe.,.. what you have in mind?
    her: i want to have some fun with u
    her: i wanr real
    me: i see... what you have in mind
    me: where you wanna meet?
    her: sure
    me: no but i mean where?
    me: i put some pics up
    me: only ones i have on here
    her: anywhere you want babe
    me: your place?
    her: sure
    me: where you live?
    her: here in england
    her: where bouts are you?
    me: (town near where i live) at the mo
    me: you got any noodz? (by this time, i kno im postin this on OT for advice)
    her: i dnt have
    me: nm, i guess i will see when we meet
    her: sure babe
    her: well have a good fuck
    me: so whats your address?
    her: ill give you an egyptian blow job
    me: haha, i dont even kno what that is
    her: im in (name of my town)
    me: nice
    her: i wanna see it on real
    me: ok... can i see you on cam first... no ofeence, but need to make sure you aint a dude
    then opened her cam
    her: where you wann ameeT?
    me: name the time and place
    me: give me a few hours tho
    me: im not long out of bed

    at this point my dumbass mate turned up, so i stopped talkin but shes still online...

    Whats my play. Obv. Im pretty skeptical about this. never got anything close to sex of the interwebz, but i hear its all the rage.

    She opened her cam, and sure enough she is a cam model. I mean titties was out and that. looked a bit different, couldnt tell facewise. but the titties seemed to be a good match. had platinum blonde hair. couldnt get a screenshot in time, cos my knobhead mate turned up.

    also one of those pics, cant remember which, on close examination had what arent english power socket/outlet thingies. def. european or US. also the outdoors one - they aint english houses in the background. well could be a psose, but none ive ever seen. not round my town...

    so is it a scam, if so whats the scam? aint too worried about goin out to meet her and some dudes turn up to jack me or somethin, i can look after myself alright.

    so lets get some dialogue goin... whats your suggestions... need some good lines to get her on cam again so i can screenshot it and we can compare...

    let do this OT...
  2. shotmang shotmang is offline

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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:04am) in reply to deadeyehank

    no way she is real
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:06am) in reply to deadeyehank

    has to be a scam or a prosty bro, GL
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:06am) in reply to deadeyehank

    If in fact she is real, stick it in her butt.
     
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:07am) in reply to shotmang

     
    Originally Posted by shotmang View Post

    no way she is real

    this. Where that's it's a tarp .gif?
  6. SPLIFFA SPLIFFA is offline

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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:08am) in reply to shotmang

    Dude that is 100% not the chic u were talking to. I cant remember her name but she is a professional internet model. Ur realizations of the pics should be enough to tell u to dodge this bullet.
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:10am) in reply to SPLIFFA

     
    Originally Posted by SPLIFFA View Post

    Dude that is 100% not the chic u were talking to. I cant remember her name but she is a professional internet model. Ur realizations of the pics should be enough to tell u to dodge this bullet.

    oh yeah... but the cam was a fair match... could she have like linked to some online cam models cam or some shit...

    my first thought is shes a fattie. or a old dude...
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  8. freeworld777 freeworld777 is offline

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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:10am) in reply to deadeyehank

    girl def not english

    pics most likely taken in eastern europe or US.

    she could be just a hooker that's relocated, may not be sinister but she will be expecting cash for fuck.

    tell her you have a thing about XXX coulour of eyes and you want to get her back on to make sure she matches before you go meet her, i dunno fuck, she didn't need any convincing first time round?
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:10am) in reply to SPLIFFA

    Believe whatever you want bro

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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:11am) in reply to SPLIFFA



    and yeah, def not 4 realz, think that is the chick with the bouncing boobs in all those gif's amirite?
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:11am) in reply to deadeyehank

    I would check her liscense 1st to make sure she is at least legal....she looks a little young.
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:12am) in reply to deadeyehank

    I've seen her necked, def a pornstar.
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:13am) in reply to SPLIFFA

    convo is kinda odd anyway. she just keeps saying she is in engalnd when you ask her where is she? doubt she is real
     
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:13am) in reply to dams

    http://www.nextdoornikki.com/

    heres your girl.
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:13am) in reply to POKER_PANDA

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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:14am) in reply to deadeyehank

    more likely real picture of her

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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:14am) in reply to bigwillie20

     
  18. SPLIFFA SPLIFFA is offline

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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:16am) in reply to bigwillie20

    besides a site called "get laid tonight" doesnt seem quite like a "dating" site, prolly not gonna bring u anything good anyways.
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:16am) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


    Even if she isn't real, stick it in her butt.

    FYP
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:17am) in reply to dams

    here we go... gettin to the bottom of it now

    me: you still here?
    her: yeah
    me: so whats the plan?
    me: my friend is tellin me you cant be real btw
    her: but im a bit complicated to meet
    me: i see... whys that?
    her:
    im looking for a man who can meet me soon , someone who can satisfy me , as i can satsify him , but only those who can take my deal..that i am model and i am complicated to meet , must vote me 1st , before we meet and he will be my master and i'll be his slave , if you can vote , then let me know , if you cant , thats fine with me..
    me: vote on what?
    hmm, shes clearly fake, so lets see where we can go with this
    angela rodriguez: on my modelling site babe
    me: whats the site?
    angela rodriguez: are you up for the challenge?
    me: can i see you cam again pls?
    angela rodriguez: ok hold on
    angela rodriguez: http://www.webcams.com/a.php/a.php?r...t=3&g=join ther babe just click it and fill it up to vote me
    angela rodriguez is typing...
    angela rodriguez:
    dnt worry its for free as long as you will not gonna buy credits inside the site ok?

    ah... very disappointing... the interwebz lied to me :(
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  21. deadeyehank deadeyehank is offline

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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:21am) in reply to jeppg1111

     
    Originally Posted by jeppg1111 View Post

    haha... classic
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:21am) in reply to deadeyehank

    so you're her pimp and this is an elaborate spam thread?
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:24am) in reply to freeworld777

     
    Originally Posted by freeworld777 View Post

    so you're her pimp and this is an elaborate spam thread?

    haha, unfortunately not... im just a bit gullible
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:27am) in reply to deadeyehank

    bitch is hot, very unfortunate OP

    it's like when they say if it's too good to be true it pry is - this situatoin falls into that category
     
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:28am) in reply to deadeyehank

    Gullible much?

    jesus dude.
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:28am) in reply to deadeyehank

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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:38am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Gullible much?

    jesus dude.

  28. deadeyehank deadeyehank is offline

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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:38am) in reply to timfbmx

    quite funny actually... i called bullshit on her... showed her that website matey posted 'next door nikki' or summit.... and she said

    yeah, that is my idol! haha jokes



    snapped her tho...

    sexii girl deleted :(

    damn shame... sorry for the timewaste OT...
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 11:45am) in reply to deadeyehank

    looooooooool thx for the legit LOL OP
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    Jan 15th, 2010 (1/15/2010 12:20pm) in reply to normlfella

    Tough break, kid!

    I'll tell you what, when my 50 million comes from Prince Abdullah An Ackbar's estate I'll buy you a totally classy prostitute for you to get your grind on. It should be any day now. I just had to pay the estate around $2500 up front to make sure the check comes in time.

    Let's get ready to partay!
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