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  1. Ok so I'm doing a playoff game in wisconsin last nite for a town about 40 minutes away from me. I go by myself and my boss tells me there will be a guy there from that town to do the color with me during the game.

    we get set up and everything is going good. the home team is winning and in the third quarter they are set to punt the ball away after a 3 and out. the punter gets the snap and BOOMS ONE, I mean like 60 yards in the air.

    I say "that is one heck of a kick!" The ball sails over the punt returners head and rolls out of bounds at the five. Well the color guy is pretty excited and he is about to comment. I know what is going through his head but he doesn't slow down before he talks and he says " WHAT A CUNT!!!" omg he was thinking kick and punt and it came out blended lololololo.....

    I fucking look at him, the whole goddamn pressbox's jaws drop. after about 5 seconds of dead air. all I could muster without busting out laughing was yes it was dave.

    He takes the headset off and just walks out, omg omg.... we go to break and my boss back at the station asks me.... "did he just say what i think he said"

    "yes he did chuck, yes he did"

    That poor guy may never recover lol
  2. lmao!!!
  3. HAHA... Maybe I should get a job in the wild and crazy world that is Sports commentary.
  4. lol, wp and gg.
  5. yeah it was for sure a shocker.... the funniest damn thing ever. just glad i didn't say it
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  6. You should have fired back "Your right, I have never seen such a beautiful punt in my life".
  7. Thats awful. Do you feel bad for the guy or no? I mean the second that word is leaving your mouth you have to know that you just entered a shit storm, one that will inevitably result in being fired. But thats hilarious. I'm sure you tried to think of a way to recover quickly or something, but I don't think any co-commentator could think of something to get him out of that hole. What a cunt.
  8. "Yeah, Chuck, he really got his foot in that one"
  9. you could have tried to pick up the sentence with a word that starts with something that sounds similar.... "---tagious sense of team spirit that is going around this place....." (but not that gay) You'd have to be quick cause the 5 second pause (which felt like 5 hours to him im sure) was too much.
  10. yeh, I do feel bad for him because he seems like a pretty tame and easy going guy that would never say that word anyways... I just met him that nite and he was just going to help me out, cuz he is from that town and is pretty involved in their athletics there.

    All I know is I am a swearaholic most of the time and My boss was kinda worried when i first started ( he new me for years and years before) but I have never ever even came close to letting somthing slip.. I am pretty good that way of being able to turn the switch on and off. also helps when coaching young kids to be able to not let a F bomb fly when you want.
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  11. Worst i ever heard was a number of years ago i was listening to an Alabama football game broadcast on a network affiliate out of Mobile, AL. They had some sort of tech problem and the broadcast went off the air. Somehow what followed was the conversation between the engineers trying to correct the problem, who clearly didn't know they were being broadcast. One of the guys was as profane as anyone ever. "F this" "GD that." Finally, an offended listener got through by phone and the conversation was muted. However, many people had been recording the game and copies of the tape were sent to the station management. Several people lost jobs and the station issued a public apology. It was nasty.
  12. i would have added

    "your right "his name here" he got his whole leg into that cunt, HIS WHOLE LEG

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