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  1. BamaHockey437 BamaHockey437 is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 5:06pm)

    whats some of the funniest ginger jokes you have heard?
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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 5:08pm) in reply to BamaHockey437

    usually an op starts out with one. I don't know any ginger jokes. You suck.
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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 5:10pm) in reply to goofy2485

     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    usually an op starts out with one. I don't know any ginger jokes. You suck.

    Your right, why on earth would I start a thread if I already knew what I was asking about you dumb cunt.

    Why do you think I started this?
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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 5:11pm) in reply to goofy2485

    OP, I'm going to beat you like a ginger step-child.
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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 5:12pm) in reply to BamaHockey437

    Parsely, Thyme and Ginger walk into a bar - the bartender asks them, why the long face?
     
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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 5:13pm) in reply to KingMonty

    What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball?
    You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

    A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child...
    "Well, my dear, there's good news and bad news. We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair."
    "Oh no!" she replies, "what's the good news?"
    The Doctor replies, "it's dead."

    What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?
    The brick gets laid.

    Apparently, in about 70 years there will be no more newborn kids that are naturally ginger. See, even Mother Nature hates them.
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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 5:17pm) in reply to Faaantastic

    What do you call a ginger whose phone rings on a Saturday night?
    Shocked.
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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 5:19pm) in reply to Faaantastic

    Ginger kids are lucky. When they stay at Michael Jackson's house, they get their own bedroom.
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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 5:19pm) in reply to BamaHockey437

    A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I've good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?

    Give us the bad news first, the parents reply.

    Your baby has red hair, says the doctor.

    Well whats the good news ask the parents.

    It's dead.
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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 5:21pm) in reply to goboro2

     
    Originally Posted by goboro2 View Post

    A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I've good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?

    Give us the bad news first, the parents reply.

    Your baby has red hair, says the doctor.

    Well whats the good news ask the parents.

    It's dead.

    That's horrible
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