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i like a girl, she has a boyfriend. i dont have pics but i need advice.
i just saw them together for the first time today.
i am no good with words, but i think i want to say something next time i see her.
first instinct was to say something like "you know, i want to hate your boyfriend, but the only thing i really know about him is that he has good taste in women"
then i thought maybe it's better to say the opposite. like "you know what the worst thing about your boyfriend is? his taste in women..." in like a joking, teasing way.
OT what's your play? do i say either of those, something else, or leave her alone because she has a boyfriend?
once again, sorry for not having pics. -
MissBecky
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i wouldn't waste my time on someone who has a bf/gf....there are too many other fish in the sea. :)
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Joined: Feb 08Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 2:34am) in reply to MissBecky
I stopped reading at "I don't have pics"
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Joined: Jul 06Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 2:35am) in reply to tamayo85
fair enough, i liked her before i knew she had a boyfriend fwiw
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Joined: Apr 07Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 2:35am) in reply to LoveHatePoker
If you say either of those things, you'll want to immediately find a bridge.
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wantagolf
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MissBecky
if you're nasty
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Joined: Jun 07Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 2:36am) in reply to LoveHatePoker
does she know you like her?Originally Posted by LoveHatePoker
fair enough, i liked her before i knew she had a boyfriend fwiw
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s1nnr
will stab you
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Joined: Mar 07Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 2:36am) in reply to LoveHatePoker
quit being a scumbag/creeper....Originally Posted by LoveHatePoker
fair enough, i liked her before i knew she had a boyfriend fwiw
and go get some damn pics -
Donkey Kong
it's on like me
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Joined: Dec 07Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 2:37am) in reply to s1nnr
text her a picture of your penis
Edited By: Donkey Kong Nov 6th, 2010 at 02:37 AM
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Niceguy
I will find you.
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Joined: Jul 06Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 2:39am) in reply to Donkey Kong
most women you meet will have a bf.
cuz let's be honest, any woman moderately attractive will have a guy in her life. Just don;t mention anything about it. If you start talking about her bf with her you're "the friend who's way down on the ass getting list" or the creep "who's way too interested in my love life". Just talk to her normally as you have been, and within 6 months you'll have your chance. -
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Joined: Jan 07Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 2:39am) in reply to Donkey Kong
Depends on long they been dating. Not long, she is fair game imo. IF long, don't be a home wrecker and both of those choices are awful. Just be close friends with her until it's time to reraise all in.
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Glo4m
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note on windshield ainec
Edited By: Glo4m Nov 6th, 2010 at 02:40 AM -
girls with boyfriends are often much easier than girls without them
Edited By: FenwayKing Nov 6th, 2010 at 02:43 AM
on the other hand, if it's a new boyfriend, you have no shot for awhile anyway so I wouldn't waste my time w/trying to steal her away right now. plus if you actually "like" her, you're never going to be able to trust her if she cheats on you with him because you'll always wonder when she's gonna do the same to you (idk if that's a good thing or a bad thing, just depends on your perspective)
---edit---and ya, pretty much what niceguy said. I feel like niceguy is always super spot-on about shit like this, great insight as usual -
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LOL. Guys don't hang out with girls if they don't like them. Guys that are friends with at least semi-attractive girls, would not pass up the chance to bang them.Originally Posted by bekigirl
does she know you like her?
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Joined: Nov 07Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 2:45am) in reply to Justman
The worst thing you could possibly do is approach with some pre-packaged lame ass line, especially when it involves talking about her boyfriend directly. Seriously dude I cringed reading that.
Just talk to her as if her boyfriend didn't exist, just be friendly and nonchalant, show an active interest in wanting to get to know her. -
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stop bein a creep back up of mah girl brah
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^^^^^^^ damnit ive been caught
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Donkey Kong
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show her your penis
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Joined: Jul 06Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 2:53am) in reply to Donkey Kong
Edited By: LoveHatePoker Nov 6th, 2010 at 02:54 AMOriginally Posted by Donkey Kong
text her a picture of your penis
that didnt even work for farve, doubt it works for me.Originally Posted by Donkey Kong
show her your penis
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Donkey Kong
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Joined: Dec 07Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 2:56am) in reply to LoveHatePoker
you do have a penis tho right?
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Joined: Aug 09Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 3:00am) in reply to Donkey Kong
Yould be better off just asking her to hit it then trying either of those two lame ass lines you came up with.
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Donkey Kong
it's on like me
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Joined: Dec 07Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 3:08am) in reply to FenwayKing
she might assume you dont have a penis, i suggest you show her your penis
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JasonBDizzle
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Joined: Nov 09Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 3:11am) in reply to Donkey Kong
unless she's complaining to you about her bf then back off and dont say a word about him.
Have normal convos with her and create a good vibe for the future.
And if that doesnt work play this song for her and win her over
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Joined: Dec 09Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 3:13am) in reply to JasonBDizzle
Tell her you LoveHate her boyfriend and ask her hypothetically if you were the only guy left on Antarctica would she date you. When she says yes, follow Wanta's advice.
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Joined: Jul 06Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 3:14am) in reply to FenwayKing
none taken, i guess if i thought they were good, i wouldnt have asked for advice. i actually saw her later in the day without her boyfriend and basically did what some of you said, didnt mention the boyfriend.Originally Posted by FenwayKing
ya no offense OP but if you actually thought those lines were good, youre probably a virgin
the weird thing here is in a lot of girl advice threads people talk about how you dont want to get friend-zoned, and here people seem to advocate being her friend and biding my time -
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Joined: Jan 05Nov 6th, 2010 (11/6/2010 3:14am) in reply to LoveHatePoker
Make sure she knows you're the man
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