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so we broke up moved out of the apt we stayed in, didnt talk for year and half. She calls me out of the blue other day, i got all liquered up so did she and wat not, and u know.... well during the course of the evening i invited her out with me and a bunch of freinds, for a birthday bash at a popular nightclub( vip/hotel ) crazy night. The problem here is i met this amazing girl at the bar last night and have her coming as well. I really dont have any interest in the girl i lived with, but i already told her i would pick her up. The amazing girl from the bar is coming too. So my question is how do i get the ex to not sweat my balls and allow me to hookup with the other chick.
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Joined: Jun 05Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:16pm) in reply to Unworncoma
This is a mistake all the way around.
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Joined: Apr 06Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:17pm) in reply to Unworncoma
hmmmmmmmmmm dont pick her ass up. You didn't talk for a year and half.. are you afriad to hurt her feelings and not talk? I don't get the question seems easy
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Joined: Jul 06Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:18pm) in reply to Unworncoma
You tell the girl you lived with that you made mad, passionate love to her father. Boom. Problem solved.
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Joined: Jun 06Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:18pm) in reply to Unworncoma
blow off ex girlfriend and bang the new girl. come on man common sense.
but i'm gonna need pics to make sure i'm giving the correct advice. -
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Joined: Apr 06Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:19pm) in reply to NetFan44
i cant fathom how people can still make these posts without posting fucking pics
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TheWacoKidd
haters gonna hate
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Joined: Oct 05Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:19pm) in reply to Unworncoma
not only is this an awful scenario (unless played like a champion), but you failed to provide pics in the OP...
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Joined: Nov 05Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:19pm) in reply to Unworncoma
Do you have a brain in that head of yours?
Judging from this post, I say no. -
Tell your ex you got food poisoning or your period or something and go out with the new girl.
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Donkey Kong
it's on like me
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Joined: Dec 07Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:21pm) in reply to NetFan44
try to juggle them both do work to try to get a threesome, when you fail, write a movie make millions then have a threesome with girls 20x more attractive.
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Joined: Feb 07Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:21pm) in reply to NetFan44
Go through with it as currently planned just to see how much game you have. I assume you're young and after you fuk this one up, you'll have other chances.
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Joined: Oct 06Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:22pm) in reply to WeWaysAwIn
bring your ex and bang both girls at seperate times during the night
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Joined: Feb 08Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:24pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd
^^^Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd
not only is this an awful scenario (unless played like a champion), but you failed to provide pics in the OP...
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Joined: Nov 06Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:26pm) in reply to Unworncoma
you need a role model
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Joined: Jul 06Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:26pm) in reply to WeWaysAwIn
ive been on a week long binder, and have done some real stupid shit out of the course of this week. i want this to come out not hurting anyones feelings and getting the new girl. i called her and told the ex to meet me down at the bar where everyone is meeting before the club, i also talked to a freind that said he would take care of her for me tonight, prob here lies in the fact if she will go for it or not? what do yall think
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Joined: Jun 05Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:26pm) in reply to Wein
This is pretty failerrific if you dont have any serious feelings for the ex or forseeable future then blow her off who gives a shit bang the new chick
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Joined: Apr 07Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:47pm) in reply to E4ERICK
Originally Posted by E4ERICK
^^^Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd
not only is this an awful scenario (unless played like a champion), but you failed to provide pics in the OP...
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Joined: Oct 07Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:47pm) in reply to Unworncoma
donde esta the fuckin pic?
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Joined: Feb 08Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 4:58pm) in reply to Unworncoma
email tucker max for advice.
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Joined: Jul 06Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 5:00pm) in reply to aad
how i upload the pictures im a moron from alabama... either way the girl from the bar is definently hotter... but the ex can suck dick so good that i would hate to never have an opportunity to get it again...
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top girl from the bar.
bottom girl is the ex on the right.. -
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Joined: Jul 06Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 5:08pm) in reply to Unworncoma
Pics don't change my opinion. Go for the new chick. Next time don't cross plans. It makes things complicated.
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Joined: Jul 06Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 5:14pm) in reply to Unworncoma
Fuck your ex. You were drunk when you invited her. Write that shit off. Stand her up and go for the new girl you want. Plus, how will that look to the new chick? You brining your ex along with you. Fuck that. What would you think about this new girl is she brought her ex bf with her?
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Joined: Dec 05Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 5:17pm) in reply to ALoco
If its the yellow submarine (which I hope its not) then change your phone number so you don't make that mistake again. The top girl is cute though. The other girl at the bottom isn't terrible either. I would bang either one of them but the girl on top FTW
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Bong BrOke
need new bong
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Joined: Nov 06Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 5:20pm) in reply to Doc Holladay
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Joined: Jun 06Jan 10th, 2009 (1/10/2009 5:38pm) in reply to Tim Lock
LOLLLLLLL tim_lock to the rescue
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