THE (!) girl next door

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  1. gbmantis gbmantis is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 7:45pm)

    this movie's on tv, and ive come to the realization that elisa cuthbert really is the hottest female in the history of the universe.
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 7:56pm) in reply to gbmantis

    Agreed
  3. Shaaarrrp Shaaarrrp is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 7:57pm) in reply to gbmantis

    it took you toooo long to realize this

     
  4. gbmantis gbmantis is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 8:12pm) in reply to Shaaarrrp

    I would give my entire bankroll for 45 seconds with her
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  5. FenwayKing FenwayKing is online now The Well: FenwayKing

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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 8:14pm) in reply to gbmantis

    I would give your entire bankroll for about 10 seconds with her. so damn hot.
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  6. gbmantis gbmantis is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 8:14pm) in reply to FenwayKing

    obv 10 seconds......if im giving up the bankroll i want to do her twice, thus 45 seconds....
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  7. oBOBCATu oBOBCATu is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 8:56pm) in reply to gbmantis

    id hit it
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 8:58pm) in reply to oBOBCATu

    Popular Mechanics for Kids, who would have thought?
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 9:27pm) in reply to Bullets43

    isnt the name of the movie THE girl next door

    sorry it was really grinding my gears
  10. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 9:33pm) in reply to franktank

    There is an APOSTROPHE in the word "isn't", Professor McFuck.

    *snap crackle tilt*

    Jesus H fucking Christ
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 9:41pm) in reply to oBOBCATu

    I'd hit it too
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 9:56pm) in reply to Jennifear

    i'd be hesitant with jack bauer lurking around........
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 10:00pm) in reply to timthegem

    sorry tim, but there's no evidence that Jesus' middle name began with an "H" nor is there any that he ever had sexual relations. was really grinding my gears

    ~ Rev. Dr. Professor Mcfuck. PhD MD JD ect.
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 10:03pm) in reply to timthegem

    ect. = Ecto Cooler?
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 10:09pm) in reply to gbmantis

    Skeet!!
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 10:23pm) in reply to timthegem

    obv
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 10:33pm) in reply to gbmantis

    Shit, I think I forgot about Keira Knightly for a second.
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 10:34pm) in reply to Magnet Steve

    I keep opening this up to look at new responses, than say fuck it and stare at the picture for a few minutes instead.
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 11:13pm) in reply to stevester214

    1. J. Alba
    2. S.Johanssen
    3. Elisha Cuthbert

    End of discussion.
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 11:13pm) in reply to Disrespect

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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 11:19pm) in reply to sol160

  24. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 11:21pm) in reply to sol160

    3" x 1" pics suck
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    Aug 10th, 2006 (8/10/2006 11:47pm) in reply to Jennifear

    lol
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    Aug 11th, 2006 (8/11/2006 2:06am) in reply to gbmantis

    NECESSARY OT BUMPAGE.
  27. Hoopie1 Hoopie1 is offline

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    Aug 11th, 2006 (8/11/2006 6:32am) in reply to BigBadDevil

    I've never lived next door to a girl like that. Ever.

    In fact, the flat next door to mine appears to mainly contain East London crack whores that have fallen upon hard times (if it is possible to find times that are harder than being an East London crack whore).

    In fact, I've had a great idea for a film. "The Ho NextDo".

    East London crack whore Elisha Cuthbert moves into her new flat in Dalston. Here she meets dashing, charming, good looking rogue (Hoopie1). Despite their different backgrounds, they fall madly in love, and Cuthbert takes great delight in allowing Hoopie to roger her left, right and centre for his vicarious pleasure. Being a liberal sort, she also allows him to bang loads of her friends (Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johanssen).

    It's a real feel good movie. A sort of Pretty Woman for the noughties.

    The script is available to interested film companies. I await your call.
     
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    Aug 11th, 2006 (8/11/2006 10:09am) in reply to Hoopie1

    Sorry Mantis...I need 1 minute and 45 secs. I want to do her then pee on her....
  29. Magnet Steve Magnet Steve is offline

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    Aug 11th, 2006 (8/11/2006 10:23am) in reply to Hoopie1

    Is roger really British slang for fuck? That might be the greatest thing evar.
  30. Xmas32 Xmas32 is offline

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    Aug 11th, 2006 (8/11/2006 11:31am) in reply to Magnet Steve

    ZOMG! I totally forgot 'roger' on my list of British slang that I thought I had embedded in my skull. Thanks Hoopie!
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