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Girl who thinks shes hot is hassling me (prob tl;dr)

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  1. jezzman30 jezzman30 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 12:17pm)

    So this chick "Jess" pokes me on FB a week back, long story short end up talking to her, she was keen to catch up. Then we realise we have a mutual friend "Elle" and shit gets weird. Anyway after a long convo on FB she basically makes up this story that I said her friend was ugly with no personality and tells the mutual friend.

    Mutual friend is crushed, I tell her its all BS and then Jess starts telling me how her and her friend only use Elle as a ride on weekends and to get her to buy them drinks. How she hates Elle because she's a model and doesnt have to work as hard as Jess to stay fit (Jess is hot but is short and curvy) etc etc Then Jess starts to get crazy saying how she's going to ruin Elle's life, how Elle's mom has cancer and hopes she dies (she does have cancer) and how she wants to ruin this girl.

    Anyway the next day Jess messages me on FB (I'd deleted both her and Elle cos I cbf with this shit) asking if I'd heard from Elle cos her parents had contacted Jess saying she'd gone for a walk at 1am that night and hadn't come home and had only taken her keys. So I shit bricks, got to the police station and tell them the situation. A few hours later they finally track Elle down.

    Jess finds out about this and brags about how I'm doing all her dirty work, how she can't believe I still want to catch up with her (by this stage I actually haven't replied to her in nearly 2 days) blah blah blah, so I just mark her FB shit as spam and think nothing more of it.

    Then last night Elle messages me late on FB asking if Jess had said anything about getting violent with her because she'd been jumped in the carpark as she was leaving her gym. Obv she reported it to the police but we're both certain Jess was behind it.

    The last straw was when I go to my email tonight and she's fkn emailed me giving me shit, finishing it with "It's so sad and pathetic that you still like me. You really are a loser, I was never going to go out on a date with you anyway. I am out of your league!"

    FWIW she definately isn't and this bitch is just dead set crazy, I've never met someone so evil and just batshit crazy. I literally haven't replied to anything she's said for 2 days now.

    My question is, whats my play? Do I keep ignoring her and just block her everything? I obv have her FB and email details if shit needs to go down that path but yeah I've never had to deal with this craziness before.

    Cliffs:
    • Good looking chick hits me up on FB
    • Chick turns out to be a nutter after we work out we have a close mutual friend
    • Chick turns on her friend after I expose chick as only using friend
    • Friend gets jumped in carpark of her gym
    • Chick still pestering me over email after I block her on FB
    • Whats the best move now?
    A couple of Pics for your time

  2. whaler55 whaler55 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 12:27pm) in reply to jezzman30

    you spelled "definitely" wrong.
  3. Waldo38 Waldo38 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 12:28pm) in reply to jezzman30

    what the fuck? this is one crazy bitch.

    just ignore her i say
    Edited By: Waldo38 Feb 8th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
  4. jezzman30 jezzman30 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 12:31pm) in reply to whaler55

     
    Originally Posted by whaler55 View Post

    you spelled "definitely" wrong.

    haha cheers

    And to pre-empt (Meh if its spelt wrong)

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  5. Paki_Poker Paki_Poker is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 1:05pm) in reply to jezzman30

    You're doing it wrong. Pics are supposed to be of the two chicks.
     
  6. jezzman30 jezzman30 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 1:09pm) in reply to Paki_Poker

     
    Originally Posted by Paki_Poker View Post

    You're doing it wrong. Pics are supposed to be of the two chicks.

    PM Sent
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  7. Paki_Poker Paki_Poker is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 1:17pm) in reply to jezzman30

    Your play is simple....send her a message saying thanks, but you're not into chubby chicks (revenge for the out of league comment), then jerk off to her pics (cause she is sexy) and then block her (cause she's bat-crazy).
    Edited By: Paki_Poker Feb 8th, 2012 at 01:17 PM
     
  8. squinonez81 squinonez81 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 1:46pm) in reply to Paki_Poker

    Wtf is a carpark?
  9. coolhandkev coolhandkev is online now

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 1:46pm) in reply to Paki_Poker

     
    Originally Posted by Paki_Poker View Post

    You're doing it wrong. Pics are supposed to be of the two chicks.

    This ^^^^
    Edited By: coolhandkev Feb 8th, 2012 at 01:46 PM
    Reason: pm?
  10. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 1:48pm) in reply to Paki_Poker

     
    Originally Posted by Paki_Poker View Post

    Your play is simple....send her a message saying thanks, but you're not into chubby chicks (revenge for the out of league comment), then jerk off to her pics (cause she is sexy) and then block her (cause she's bat-crazy).

    paki you give sound advice, id ask for you to be my life coach, except, well... u know...
  11. jezzman30 jezzman30 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 1:54pm) in reply to squinonez81

     
    Originally Posted by squinonez81 View Post

    Wtf is a carpark?

    parking lot?
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  12. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 1:54pm) in reply to jezzman30

  13. TrafficKing TrafficKing is online now

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 2:01pm) in reply to Willywoo

    I don't get it. So this crazy chick that's been fkin wit u tells u that ur friend is missing and u run to the police station right away wtf? ?
  14. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 2:03pm) in reply to TrafficKing

    still waiting for the "pics" of these "hot chicks" of this made up story
  15. jezzman30 jezzman30 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 2:12pm) in reply to TrafficKing

     
    Originally Posted by TrafficKing View Post

    I don't get it. So this crazy chick that's been fkin wit u tells u that ur friend is missing and u run to the police station right away wtf? ?

    Didn't realise how crazy, and this chick was saying how she was gonna fuck her up. Sorry for worrying about a friend

     
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    still waiting for the "pics" of these "hot chicks" of this made up story

    batshit crazy one

    http://s1155.photobucket.com/albums/p552/jezzagimmick/
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  16. TrafficKing TrafficKing is online now

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 2:25pm) in reply to jezzman30

    Photobucket guest login wtfffff
  17. jezzman30 jezzman30 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 2:28pm) in reply to TrafficKing

    try now, just changed to public view
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  18. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 2:31pm) in reply to jezzman30

    Thats the kind of hot you deal with a bit of bathsit crazy to nail
  19. LakersnYanks LakersnYanks is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 2:32pm) in reply to jezzman30

     
    Originally Posted by jezzman30 View Post


    batshit crazy one

    http://s1155.photobucket.com/albums/p552/jezzagimmick/

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 2:52pm) in reply to Popperhead

     
    Originally Posted by Popperhead View Post

    Thats the kind of hot you deal with a bit of bathsit crazy to nail

    wow this. she is sexy
  21. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 3:11pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    she is thinking correctly
  22. TrafficKing TrafficKing is online now

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 3:37pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    Dude u can tell she's crazy from pick #3
  23. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 3:49pm) in reply to TrafficKing

    restraining order
  24. pkrnut1 pkrnut1 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 3:53pm) in reply to curiousgeorge

    apologize,bang her, then cya
  25. kowboy8686 kowboy8686 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 4:59pm) in reply to pkrnut1

    she is just a lil high strung. she is just desperate for your love.

    marry her i say.
  26. gutbirdxx gutbirdxx is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 5:02pm) in reply to kowboy8686

    put it in her butt
    bounce
  27. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 9:03pm) in reply to gutbirdxx

    run away as fast as you can.
  28. Movetime99 Movetime99 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 9:06pm) in reply to jezzman30

    She has the crazy eyes....You should still at least pee in her butt
  29. Cortz Cortz is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 9:14pm) in reply to Movetime99

    whats her fb link id like to say hi shes cute
  30. Bubby Bubby is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 9:27pm) in reply to Cortz

    I would just ignore her until she goes away or does something directly to you. Not sure I've met a girl on that level of crazy before.
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