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I wish her luck with you. She is going to need it!
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TheWacoKidd
haters gonna hate
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Jaybone2315
Professional Couch Ruiner
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you have a girlfriend?
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you're not black and that baby died 5 years ago
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that bitch told me she was on the pill...
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who's the father?
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lolololololololOriginally Posted by BrOOkLynBaLLeR
ask her for a steak
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Mr. Blonde
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Joined: Sep 05Dec 19th, 2008 (12/19/2008 7:02pm) in reply to dams
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video of said conceptual secksy time!
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goddammit you beat me to it. wp sir.Originally Posted by norcaljeff
you're not black and that baby died 5 years ago
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The wombat in your profile pic?
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lolzOriginally Posted by TheWacoKidd
please get an abortion, for the love of society...
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s1nnr
will stab you
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FYPOriginally Posted by jkfranklin
This girl i roofied and locked in my basement might be pregnant
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shes bringing home some tests after work ill post results at 9:30
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It's gonna cost you a $4.40 180 man stake for said videoOriginally Posted by moman1965
video of said conceptual secksy time!
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good, now you will have to focus more on a kid and will completely stop posting. everyone wins
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so, you staked her some sperm... well done
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she staked me the egg and apparently my sperm won.Originally Posted by jesterwords
so, you staked her some sperm... well done
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Whats wrong with her neck?
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Joined: Aug 08Dec 19th, 2008 (12/19/2008 7:17pm) in reply to jkfranklin
actually maybe i'm just overreacting i've worn a condom every time but like once this month and even then i was out of there and she finished me well after. I dont know
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its a strand of her hair, after i posted i had to go back and look at it.Originally Posted by XquiziVex
Whats wrong with her neck?
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Congrats, if its yours.
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Mr. Blonde
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