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Girls Don't Poop huh?

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  1. erraticgrl erraticgrl is offline

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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:17am)

    that is why it is 11:00 am here in Michigan, I've been up since 5:30, and have POOPED 3 times already.
    i'm starting to get that itchy feeling in my ass crack from all the wiping and dryness.

    so question...
    do i blatantly scratch my ass and not care
    or
    do i just wiggle around in my chair?

    what would you do?

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  2. Ozzie Ozzie is offline

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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:21am) in reply to erraticgrl

    thats hot.
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:21am) in reply to erraticgrl

    post a picture of yourself then ill let you know
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:22am) in reply to erraticgrl

    1erraticgrl3cups.com imo
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:25am) in reply to erraticgrl

    good god woman, do you have to talk about it?
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:27am) in reply to erraticgrl

    I had this problem the other day and I switched over to wet-wipes. felt sfgood.

    I doubt you have any around, so I would suggest the rub it on the chair method if people are around, if not... just hop right in there wrist deep.
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:29am) in reply to erraticgrl

    quit fuckin in the butt imo
  8. erraticgrl erraticgrl is offline

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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:29am) in reply to poundthatace

    on a daily basis there is a post here about someone's poop they just took...

    just because I am a woman makes it not okay for me to talk about it?
    (yes i realize it is not appropriate for women to talk about... but the pic in the op explains my feelings on it.)

    i just beat the boys who have pooped today to the post about it.
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:34am) in reply to erraticgrl

    I apologize,

    you are right, you beat me to my daily fecal matter post!

    really though, I haven't tried the baby wipes yet and people have been saying they are the nuts, I need to get on that......god I can't wait til I take my next shit
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:34am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    given i'm at work there are def are no wet wipes here...

    but at home i do have them in a basket right on the back of the toilet.

    agreed wet wipes are sfnice.
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:35am) in reply to erraticgrl

    So far, ive realized that this is the only perk of living with my nephews.
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:41am) in reply to Jaybone2315


    for maximum performace of the wet wipe i also would recomend getting a wet wipe warmer...
    yes i have one (i swear it was gift when my daughter was born, but we still use it).
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:43am) in reply to erraticgrl

    i'm starting to get that itchy feeling in my ass crack from all the wiping and dryness.

    ^^^ Obv need pics of this on wowswift.com to make proper diagnosis ...

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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:45am) in reply to Kajun

    Different strokes for different folks i guess.

    I doubt I will get any pleasure from seeing a womans crusty irritated balloon knot.
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:55am) in reply to erraticgrl

    I'm so glad that this thread never happened.
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:57am) in reply to erraticgrl

    3 times? I'm jealous. I could use just one good poop. To much dairy yesterday.
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 11:59am) in reply to erraticgrl

    I would clean my dirty ass.
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 12:04pm) in reply to erraticgrl

    that is why it is 11:00 am here in Michigan, I've been up since 5:30, and have POOPED 3 times already.
    i'm starting to get that itchy feeling in my ass crack from all the wiping and dryness.

    so question...
    do i blatantly scratch my ass and not care
    or
    do i just wiggle around in my chair?

    what would you do?

    ^^^^DUDE, NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i live in a fantasy world and I will have to work hard to forget that
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 12:05pm) in reply to erraticgrl

  20. erraticgrl erraticgrl is offline

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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 12:08pm) in reply to Camz

    ^^priceless.
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 12:37pm) in reply to erraticgrl

    pics of said poopage or gtfo.....wait...waht?
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 12:59pm) in reply to Lameass_

    decrease coffee intake
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 1:19pm) in reply to ihaterats



    Obv wiggle in chair and spread them cheeks.
  25. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 1:40pm) in reply to Bong BrOke

    Congrats Erratic girl. Glad you had a couple of nice solid shits.
  26. erraticgrl erraticgrl is offline

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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 1:50pm) in reply to ihaterats

    ty ess.

    comes in second to the wet wipes!
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 1:58pm) in reply to erraticgrl

    Dont push to hard you dont want to blow out an o ring
  28. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 1:59pm) in reply to erraticgrl

    fucking gross... get some class woman
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  29. erraticgrl erraticgrl is offline

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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 2:18pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

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    They forgot to add wiping it!
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    Jul 28th, 2008 (7/28/2008 7:02pm) in reply to erraticgrl

    very classy
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