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  1. he starts his job tmrw!!!!

    weeeee he's joining us lame-0s in the real world

    knock 'em dead, stay sober, and do work son!
  2. GL!
  3. Oh snap! Hopefully he is getting sleep. I am sure it will be a shock to the system??
     
  4. o/u jaybone being late first day?

    j/k weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    hit on any girl, they love teh new creepy mystery guy hitting on them ,
  5. tyty.

    I am not really excited about this, but hey, i got to grow up at some point.

    Considering i drank yesterday for a good 10 hrs, my body hasnt felt that great today. Im pretty sure ive been sweating for the entire day.

    waking up at like 7am is NOT going to be fun.
  6. TID Jay
  7. Early to bed, early to rise motherfucker. Eff the man. Seriously, go to bed.
  8. There is no chance i can goto bed right now.

    I woke up today at like 2:30 and have been in bed most of the day. If I went to bed now, i would just be laying there for a while.
  9. better take some kitty litter with you...
  10. Do work
  11. Where are you going to work at, and what kind of job?
  12.  
    Originally Posted by railbot View Post

    they love teh new creepy mystery guy hitting on them

    obv speaking from experience.

    gl bone!
  13. A real man would be up all night drinking. Then stumble into your first day of work with a five o clock shadow. Crumpled shirt.. And smelling like ass. Then ask your boss where the bathroom is cause you feel a deuce coming on.. Thats first impressions baby.
  14. GL Bro, do work
     
  15. gg earth
  16. If I could get a TV crew, we could all make millions off this....just imagine what will be going thru jaybone's head all day...Good Luck!!
  17. gl!

    have you decided what you'll wear? i figure you're a fly by the seat of your pants type guy, that will just pick something out in the morning.
     
  18. GL BRO! care to share what ur jobby is?
  19. he forgot to ask for the dress code..he said polo and khakis prob
    Thread Starter
  20. Gl jay, if you hate it just debone some fish at your desk and unscrew the cubile wall and push it over. What's the worst that could happen?
  21.  
    Originally Posted by BlufferChic View Post

    gl!

    have you decided what you'll wear? i figure you're a fly by the seat of your pants type guy, that will just pick something out in the morning.

    yea... thats exactly me.

    Maybe ill figure it out before I goto bed so that my morning goes as smooth as possible.

    btw, to the people that asks. ill basically be doing inspections on newly built buildings... i think.
  22. Goooo Jaybone. GL with the office politics.

    ps. I recommend that nasty Phils hat for the first day.
  23. gl man
  24. gl man. rl sucks balls
  25.  
    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post

    If I could get a TV crew, we could all make millions off this....just imagine what will be going thru jaybone's head all day...Good Luck!!

    Holler at me, I was thinking the same thing. This reality TV show would easily be top top imo. It has to be better than watching a majority of the crap that's out there and I seriously think we could squeeze a min of two seasons out of it. It's a win win for everyone, Jaybone and just keep being Jaybone and make some paper doing it. Plus we could share with the rest of the world probably the most comedy OT'r by far. Oh and good luck man, inspect the shit out of those buildings!
     
  26. GL,
    YOU TOOK ER JOBS!
  27. If in a year from now jay has his own place, a new car, and becomes a responsible citizen could he be up for most balanced ot'er or would this just prove the matrix is real? I'm torn.
  28. glglgl jay
  29. did he get fired yet???
     
  30.  
    Originally Posted by SoCalDrew View Post


    did he get fired yet for pissing on the break room couches???

    we need updates!

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