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  1. Ok OT. I haven't seen a doctor, or had an appointment at a doctors since 1988. I'm starting to think this is too long. I've been to hospital a few times for broken bones/stitches, shit like that but no doctors. Whats the longest time you guys have spent between doc visits?
  2. 20 years? that's way too long, need to at least get a physical once in a while damn
  3. u prob have aids
  4. you, my friend, are due for some shots....
  5. Get them shots!

  6. I go a lot. The last time was last week, on Thursday. I was walking down the street. It was a nice day. Around 38 degrees, sunny, I just got paid, so naturally, I started to whistle.

    Well, the sound of my whistle was different from the last time I whistled a few days previous. So now I get to thinking. What could cause my whistle sound to be different? Is there something wrong with my throat? Do I have cancer? I started to scare myself, so I went to the emergency room. I have insurance, so it is basically free.

    Well it turns out, I am fine, so they say. They still can't tell me why my whistle sounds different.
  7. Yeah sure. I guess it's a bit of a mind thing, I feel good so why bother? I cycle maybe 100 miles a week ( which is good). But I smoke maybe 1/2 oz of herb a week, and maybe a bottle of vodka (which is bad)Apparently...
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  8. ^^^^^^^^^^^^LOL over the last yr I turned into a hypochondriac. a little less than a yr ago i had a stress test because i was having chest pains and everything came back good, but i again in the last 3 weeks have been having the pains again.
  9. i just go to my oncologist once a year because my mom makes me...

    sad i know, and no i dont live at my parents house
  10. doctors are assholes and pompous pricks IMO

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