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Going to wife's friends B-day etiquette

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  1. boneman27 boneman27 is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 8:54pm)

    Ok, so I'm getting ready to head out to some "hip" bar where one of my wife's best friends are having a 30th birthday party. I hate these places as I feel like I have to dress like a pimp to fit in. Back in the days, that wouldn't be a problem, but all of my pimping clothes are now out of style. I will not know anyone at this party and I hate her husband (real rich prick). So, how should I handle this situation?

    1. Act like I don't want to be there and piss my wife off until she wants to leave?
    2. Get real drunk and act obnoxious until she wants to take me home?
    3. Start hitting on all of her friends?
    4. Sit over in a corner, getting drunk by myself, and checking out all of the hot ass walking around?

    I'm leaning toward #4, but not sure how I should handle it....
     
  2. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 8:55pm) in reply to boneman27

    3b) Hit on all of her friends + post pics
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  3. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 8:57pm) in reply to boneman27

    PIMP is more of a state of mind than clothes. Go there, have a good time, make all ur wifes friends giggle and smile and jock you, On the way home look at ur wife and say "thats was up Bish"
  4. normlfella normlfella is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 8:58pm) in reply to boneman27

    pics of both women or gtfo
  5. ericINtheX ericINtheX is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 8:58pm) in reply to boneman27

    4
  6. andressoprano andressoprano is offline whaddya think of my game?

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 8:59pm) in reply to boneman27

    I'd tell wife to GTFO, and hit this:

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  7. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 9:02pm) in reply to andressoprano

    5. Go enjoy yourself. Have fun looking at all the hot pussy and make your wife's frineds envious of her. Be funny, open, and personable. Trust me you will win in the end
  8. TheDeparted 1 TheDeparted 1 is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 9:03pm) in reply to boneman27

    i would do a bunch of shrooms
  9. railbot railbot is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 9:03pm) in reply to ericINtheX

    be the life of the party,

    talk the waitress tell her you used to bartend you wanna get a round of shots but you dont want to pay $600 , she will cut you a solid deal.

    Dont tell anyone just order then and then Surprise.

    girls like lemon drops, dont pull a buchiyayo (=p) and order 18 blow job shots.

    Offer to take every picture,
    cut girls heads out snap pics of the ceiling , say omg this is a facebook pic and show them, snap pictures of dumbfounded faces,

    get a cigar on the way in, ask prick husband if he has a cigar cutter you left yours in the car.

    dance, dance with your wife dance with your wifes friends.

    then sing happy birthday ,

    shoot the dj a $20 to stop the music for 3 seconds and say fuck railbot
  10. FI5HMAN FI5HMAN is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 9:04pm) in reply to boneman27

    A combination of option 2 & 3 imo.
     
  11. The Alchemist The Alchemist is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 9:08pm) in reply to boneman27

    get reasonably drunk and flirt shamelessly
  12. thefuture021 thefuture021 is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 9:16pm) in reply to FenwayKing

     
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    3b) Hit on all of her friends + post pics

  13. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 9:25pm) in reply to ihaterats

     
    Originally Posted by ess286 View Post

    5. Go enjoy yourself. Have fun looking at all the hot pussy and make your wife's frineds envious of her. Be funny, open, and personable. Trust me you will win in the end

    This... Out of the options you gave us, 2 and 4 are only real options you have.

    Get drunk, and have fun doing so. If you get some people from the group to have fun and get drunk with you, then good. Maybe there is someone else in the group that is in the same situation as you, and you two can get wasted together. If not, then make the best of it.

    It is not that hard to find people to have a good time with at a bar/pub/whereever you are.
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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 9:30pm) in reply to boneman27

    how bout be sociable,funny and the life of the party...
    make wife proud and ask for
    BJ in the car.....
  15. jdsas jdsas is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 9:33pm) in reply to boneman27

    Yea, I am put out there are no pics of your wife or her friends, less than a 100 posts, you should just follow the rules.

    But Railbot has some solid advice. The cigar bit is good. Ess knows how to play the game too. Listen to these wise men.

    My advice, be the life of the party, live well, and get some good sexy time when you get home.....any chance of a threesome wife friends should be pursued. Manifest Destiny.
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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 9:36pm) in reply to andressoprano

     
    Originally Posted by andressoprano View Post

    I'd tell wife to GTFO, and hit this:

    LOL best post ever, mucho sucko is da shit.
  17. wwe_freak_88 wwe_freak_88 is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 10:03pm) in reply to boneman27

    #4
  18. Defndrofangels Defndrofangels is offline

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 10:24pm) in reply to wwe_freak_88

    #3 but by asking can I tap that?
  19. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 11:45pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    be one of the guys that doesn't try too hard by having to wear "pimpin' clothes" i mean dress nice, but also, just be yourself. give your wife lots of attention and have a good time. make a fun night of it.
  20. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Aug 8th, 2009 (8/8/2009 11:47pm) in reply to ihaterats

     
    Originally Posted by ess286 View Post

    5. Go enjoy yourself. Have fun looking at all the hot pussy and make your wife's friends envious of her. Be funny, open, and personable. Trust me you will win in the end

    This. ess286 is a wise man.
     
  21. jcpeace jcpeace is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2009 (8/9/2009 1:45am) in reply to boneman27

     
    Originally Posted by boneman27 View Post

    Ok, so I'm getting ready to head out to some "hip" bar where one of my wife's best friends are having a 30th birthday party.

    This is why I'm sfglad I'm not married anymore. I just have to laugh. Kinda feel bad for you but mostly I don't. GL and let us know how you piss off your wife.
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