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  1. I'm pretty much the Xabi Alonso of poker. Unfortunately, FTP is Nigel De Jong.


    Therefore, steaks required to offset the bad karma.

    I'll give 3 of you $12 to play the 2 early doubles, 50/50 no steakback.
    I'll give 2 of you $11 to play either the $11 early antes that starts in 15 mins or the $11 deepstack that starts in 3 hours, again 50/50 no steakback.

    All I ask is for hot chicks, food, or bad things happening to the Spanish national team.
  2. Can't play any of these but hope this works, if so I might do the same lol
  3. I don't know wtf you're talking about and I don't want a steak but I hope this make you feel better!

  4.  
    Originally Posted by zander View Post


    All I ask is for hot chicks, food, or bad things happening to the Spanish national team.

    yummmmm think im gonna make a pizza later


    ill do the early antes if its not too late
    Edited By: calibre908 Jul 19th, 2010 at 08:35 PM






  5. will run the 7pm (est) ftp $11 superstack if you want, cant play before then
    Edited By: Glo4m Jul 19th, 2010 at 08:32 PM
  6. play the early ante if u need a horse still
    Edited By: ZUK Jul 19th, 2010 at 08:31 PM
  7. calibre, glo4m, djg, you're in. Other guy, I'd love to ship it but you have a 2-digit post count.

    shipping 11 to Glo4m for the deepstack, lemme know which you others want to play
    Thread Starter


  8. yumyumyum







  9. thanks zander, will reg when i get home 6:30ish est.

    gl to all the runners, and hopefully good karma (if not some $$$$ too) for the op!
  10. cheers dude. ill play the doubles
  11. Anywayz_, lameass_... if Team Random Unnecessary Underscore wants to play, choose the doubles or one of the $11 buyins and you are the last two whorses.

    djg, shipping $12 now.
    Thread Starter
  12. Cant play till later so ill play an $11

    GLGL horses

    edit: scrap that, can play w/e now

    edit number 2:- Recieved and registered
    Edited By: Anywayz_ Jul 19th, 2010 at 08:48 PM
  13. never unnecessary lol.

    ill do both early doubles...question tho. were are straight up 50/50 with everything right? like if i double cash?
  14. registered. glglgl everyone
  15.  
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    never unnecessary lol.

    ill do both early doubles...question tho. were are straight up 50/50 with everything right? like if i double cash?

    shipped, and yeah that makes sense esp since no steakback. so when you win both, you'll still be rich, but so will i.
    Thread Starter
  16. thats what im talkin about.

    in.
  17. So we have Lameass_, Glo4m, calibre908, djg23, and anywayz_ as the horses... glgl guys, keep us posted in here.
    Thread Starter
  18. out of the b :(
    Full Tilt Poker Game #22443625150: Early Double - B (173132011), Table 14 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:14:21 ET - 2010/07/19
    Seat 1: IIrabauckeII (1,990)
    Seat 2: hcroma (2,050)
    Seat 3: kimetz325 (1,940), is sitting out
    Seat 4: illbob1 (1,970)
    Seat 5: Juecksel (1,950)
    Seat 6: hepik (2,105)
    Seat 7: Pat4ak2sgirl (2,130)
    Seat 8: djg23 (1,865)
    Seat 9: mats85 (1,970)
    mats85 posts the small blind of 15
    IIrabauckeII posts the big blind of 30
    The button is in seat #8
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djg23 [Kc Ac]
    hcroma raises to 90
    kimetz325 folds
    illbob1 has 15 seconds left to act
    illbob1 folds
    Juecksel has 15 seconds left to act
    Juecksel folds
    hepik has 15 seconds left to act
    hepik has timed out
    hepik folds
    hepik is sitting out
    Pat4ak2sgirl folds
    hepik has returned
    djg23 raises to 300
    mats85 folds
    IIrabauckeII folds
    hcroma has 15 seconds left to act
    hcroma calls 210
    *** FLOP *** [Js Kh Td]
    hcroma checks
    djg23 bets 360
    hcroma calls 360
    *** TURN *** [Js Kh Td] [Th]
    hcroma checks
    djg23 has 15 seconds left to act
    djg23 bets 450
    hcroma raises to 1,390, and is all in
    djg23 has 15 seconds left to act
    djg23 calls 755, and is all in
    hcroma shows [Ts As]
    djg23 shows [Kc Ac]
    Uncalled bet of 185 returned to hcroma
    *** RIVER *** [Js Kh Td Th] [4c]
    hcroma shows three of a kind, Tens
    djg23 shows two pair, Kings and Tens
    hcroma wins the pot (3,775) with three of a kind, Tens
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 3,775 | Rake 0
    Board: [Js Kh Td Th 4c]
    Seat 1: IIrabauckeII (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: hcroma showed [Ts As] and won (3,775) with three of a kind, Tens
    Seat 3: kimetz325 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: illbob1 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: Juecksel didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: hepik didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: Pat4ak2sgirl didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: djg23 (button) showed [Kc Ac] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
    Seat 9: mats85 (small blind) folded before the Flop
  19. 1.6 and 2k

    card dead and any a/k or a/q i get gets a mulit way pot and i odnt hit shit.

    hopefully ill run good this hour
  20. 4.9k in the a. my internet connection went a bit crazy for 20 minutes
  21.  
    Originally Posted by djg23 View Post

    4.9k in the a. my internet connection went a bit crazy for 20 minutes

    YouJizz+AIM+12 tables+OT= maybe too much, glgl...
    Thread Starter
  22. 10 bbs in a
    9 bbs in b

    i either get up to like 12 bbs or chop a fukcing all in. sooooooooooo annoying

    fucking gay. out of a

    Full Tilt Poker Game #22446311338: Early Double - A (173131663), Table 17 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:05:49 ET - 2010/07/19
    Seat 1: MISORELLI (23,365)
    Seat 2: Lameass_ (2,923)
    Seat 3: Jochurt (3,362)
    Seat 4: xx1FOLDNUTS4Uxx (2,790)
    Seat 5: naepthat1 (3,735)
    Seat 6: ocsa8481 (5,825)
    Seat 7: Pokerface2k7 (3,860)
    Seat 8: ZEEEYN (6,940)
    Seat 9: PROPER-PRO (7,918)
    MISORELLI antes 25
    Lameass_ antes 25
    Jochurt antes 25
    xx1FOLDNUTS4Uxx antes 25
    naepthat1 antes 25
    ocsa8481 antes 25
    Pokerface2k7 antes 25
    ZEEEYN antes 25
    PROPER-PRO antes 25
    ZEEEYN posts the small blind of 120
    PROPER-PRO posts the big blind of 240
    The button is in seat #7
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Lameass_ [Ad Qs]
    MISORELLI folds
    Lameass_ raises to 2,898, and is all in
    Jochurt folds
    xx1FOLDNUTS4Uxx calls 2,765, and is all in
    naepthat1 folds
    ocsa8481 folds
    Pokerface2k7 folds
    ZEEEYN folds
    PROPER-PRO folds
    Lameass_ shows [Ad Qs]
    xx1FOLDNUTS4Uxx shows [Kd As]
    Uncalled bet of 133 returned to Lameass_
    *** FLOP *** [8h 3c Jh]
    *** TURN *** [8h 3c Jh] [7h]
    *** RIVER *** [8h 3c Jh 7h] [2h]
    Lameass_ shows Ace Queen high
    xx1FOLDNUTS4Uxx shows Ace King high
    xx1FOLDNUTS4Uxx wins the pot (6,115) with Ace King high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 6,115 | Rake 0
    Board: [8h 3c Jh 7h 2h]
    Seat 1: MISORELLI folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: Lameass_ showed [Ad Qs] and lost with Ace Queen high
    Seat 3: Jochurt folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: xx1FOLDNUTS4Uxx showed [Kd As] and won (6,115) with Ace King high
    Seat 5: naepthat1 folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: ocsa8481 folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: Pokerface2k7 (button) folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: ZEEEYN (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: PROPER-PRO (big blind) folded before the Flop
  23. Full Tilt Poker Game #22446798762: Early Double - A (173131663), Table 62 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:26:21 ET - 2010/07/19
    Seat 1: djonata brasil (11,436), is sitting out
    Seat 2: caleb1317 (3,950)
    Seat 3: BustUw72 (5,421)
    Seat 4: DEMON SPB (8,204)
    Seat 5: MiDwAYUA (14,131)
    Seat 6: eul123 (4,406)
    Seat 7: SmokinBsOnEm (33,875)
    Seat 8: djg23 (9,133)
    Seat 9: chrislc7 (8,620)
    djonata brasil antes 50
    caleb1317 antes 50
    BustUw72 antes 50
    DEMON SPB antes 50
    MiDwAYUA antes 50
    eul123 antes 50
    SmokinBsOnEm antes 50
    djg23 antes 50
    chrislc7 antes 50
    DEMON SPB posts the small blind of 250
    MiDwAYUA posts the big blind of 500
    The button is in seat #3
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djg23 [Jh Ac]
    djonata brasil has returned
    eul123 folds
    SmokinBsOnEm folds
    djg23 raises to 1,225
    chrislc7 folds
    djonata brasil folds
    caleb1317 folds
    BustUw72 folds
    DEMON SPB folds
    MiDwAYUA has 15 seconds left to act
    MiDwAYUA calls 725
    *** FLOP *** [Jd 8c 4s]
    MiDwAYUA checks
    djg23 has 15 seconds left to act
    djg23 bets 1,875
    MiDwAYUA raises to 12,856, and is all in
    djg23 calls 5,983, and is all in
    MiDwAYUA shows [Kc Js]
    djg23 shows [Jh Ac]
    Uncalled bet of 4,998 returned to MiDwAYUA
    *** TURN *** [Jd 8c 4s] [2c]
    *** RIVER *** [Jd 8c 4s 2c] [5s]
    MiDwAYUA shows a pair of Jacks
    djg23 shows a pair of Jacks
    djg23 wins the pot (18,866) with a pair of Jacks
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 18,866 | Rake 0
    Board: [Jd 8c 4s 2c 5s]
    Seat 1: djonata brasil folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: caleb1317 folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: BustUw72 (button) folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: DEMON SPB (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: MiDwAYUA (big blind) showed [Kc Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks
    Seat 6: eul123 folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: SmokinBsOnEm folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: djg23 showed [Jh Ac] and won (18,866) with a pair of Jacks
    Seat 9: chrislc7 folded before the Flop
  24. blah. 180th for a whopping 7.61 lol.

    no run good for me

    Full Tilt Poker Game #22447122439: Early Double - B (173132011), Table 100 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:40:12 ET - 2010/07/19
    Seat 1: TheSneakiness (6,531)
    Seat 2: WALTEEZMO (14,788)
    Seat 3: momapicas (11,989)
    Seat 4: NoLuck_81 (6,772)
    Seat 5: chrislc7 (25,297)
    Seat 6: freese3130 (5,051)
    Seat 7: black666 (12,009)
    Seat 8: dunnr (25,334)
    Seat 9: Lameass_ (4,481)
    TheSneakiness antes 75
    WALTEEZMO antes 75
    momapicas antes 75
    NoLuck_81 antes 75
    chrislc7 antes 75
    freese3130 antes 75
    black666 antes 75
    dunnr antes 75
    Lameass_ antes 75
    TheSneakiness posts the small blind of 300
    WALTEEZMO posts the big blind of 600
    The button is in seat #9
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Lameass_ [Ah 9h]
    momapicas folds
    NoLuck_81 folds
    chrislc7 folds
    freese3130 folds
    black666 folds
    dunnr has 15 seconds left to act
    dunnr folds
    Lameass_ has 15 seconds left to act
    Lameass_ raises to 4,406, and is all in
    TheSneakiness raises to 6,456, and is all in
    WALTEEZMO folds
    TheSneakiness shows [Ac Ks]
    Lameass_ shows [Ah 9h]
    Uncalled bet of 2,050 returned to TheSneakiness
    *** FLOP *** [Tc 2c Qc]
    *** TURN *** [Tc 2c Qc] [5c]
    *** RIVER *** [Tc 2c Qc 5c] [Qs]
    TheSneakiness shows a flush, Ace high
    Lameass_ shows a pair of Queens
    TheSneakiness wins the pot (10,087) with a flush, Ace high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 10,087 | Rake 0
    Board: [Tc 2c Qc 5c Qs]
    Seat 1: TheSneakiness (small blind) showed [Ac Ks] and won (10,087) with a flush, Ace high
    Seat 2: WALTEEZMO (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: momapicas folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: NoLuck_81 folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: chrislc7 folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: freese3130 folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: black666 folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: dunnr folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: Lameass_ (button) showed [Ah 9h] and lost with a pair of Queens

    ty for the steaks tho
  25. sick freeroll
    Full Tilt Poker Game #22447209428: Early Double - A (173131663), Table 35 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:44:00 ET - 2010/07/19
    Seat 1: GodNemesis (9,273)
    Seat 2: djg23 (17,916)
    Seat 3: alphajupp (17,740)
    Seat 4: LeapYearDH (12,955)
    Seat 5: Dossi89 (9,660)
    Seat 6: GateCeeper (10,745)
    Seat 7: carusopascoskj (13,526)
    Seat 8: los sternos (30,307)
    Seat 9: Tolaria (16,693)
    GodNemesis antes 75
    djg23 antes 75
    alphajupp antes 75
    LeapYearDH antes 75
    Dossi89 antes 75
    GateCeeper antes 75
    carusopascoskj antes 75
    los sternos antes 75
    Tolaria antes 75
    LeapYearDH posts the small blind of 300
    Dossi89 posts the big blind of 600
    The button is in seat #3
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djg23 [As Ah]
    GateCeeper has 15 seconds left to act
    GateCeeper folds
    carusopascoskj has 15 seconds left to act
    carusopascoskj folds
    los sternos folds
    Tolaria folds
    GodNemesis folds
    djg23 raises to 1,375
    alphajupp folds
    LeapYearDH calls 1,075
    Dossi89 folds
    *** FLOP *** [7s Js 8s]
    LeapYearDH bets 11,505, and is all in
    djg23 calls 11,505
    LeapYearDH shows [Ac Ad]
    djg23 shows [As Ah]
    *** TURN *** [7s Js 8s] [Td]
    *** RIVER *** [7s Js 8s Td] [7c]
    LeapYearDH shows two pair, Aces and Sevens
    djg23 shows two pair, Aces and Sevens
    LeapYearDH ties for the pot (13,518) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
    djg23 ties for the pot (13,517) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 27,035 | Rake 0
    Board: [7s Js 8s Td 7c]
    Seat 1: GodNemesis folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: djg23 showed [As Ah] and won (13,517) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
    Seat 3: alphajupp (button) folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: LeapYearDH (small blind) showed [Ac Ad] and won (13,518) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
    Seat 5: Dossi89 (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: GateCeeper folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: carusopascoskj folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: los sternos folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: Tolaria folded before the Flop
  26. Any time sir. Thanks for playing and hopefully you run your profits up eleventy billion dollars.

    Gl to djg and whoever else is still in whatever else...
    Thread Starter
  27. regged
  28. didn't realise leapyear had 3 bet until i had called. shipped the 4.40. thanks again for the stake

    Full Tilt Poker Game #22447408742: Early Double - A (173131663), Table 35 - 400/800 Ante 100 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:52:33 ET - 2010/07/19
    Seat 1: GodNemesis (19,096)
    Seat 2: djg23 (11,778)
    Seat 3: alphajupp (15,515)
    Seat 4: LeapYearDH (11,368)
    Seat 5: Dossi89 (8,635)
    Seat 6: GateCeeper (23,872)
    Seat 7: carusopascoskj (10,301)
    Seat 8: los sternos (19,582)
    Seat 9: Tolaria (18,668)
    GodNemesis antes 100
    djg23 antes 100
    alphajupp antes 100
    LeapYearDH antes 100
    Dossi89 antes 100
    GateCeeper antes 100
    carusopascoskj antes 100
    los sternos antes 100
    Tolaria antes 100
    GateCeeper posts the small blind of 400
    carusopascoskj posts the big blind of 800
    The button is in seat #5
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djg23 [8s 8h]
    los sternos folds
    Tolaria folds
    GodNemesis has 15 seconds left to act
    GodNemesis folds
    djg23 raises to 1,875
    alphajupp has been disconnected
    alphajupp has 15 seconds left to act
    alphajupp has reconnected
    alphajupp has 15 seconds left to act
    alphajupp folds
    LeapYearDH raises to 2,950
    Dossi89 folds
    GateCeeper raises to 12,425
    carusopascoskj folds
    djg23 calls 9,803, and is all in
    LeapYearDH calls 8,318, and is all in
    GateCeeper shows [Ac Kd]
    djg23 shows [8s 8h]
    LeapYearDH shows [Ks As]
    Uncalled bet of 747 returned to GateCeeper
    *** FLOP *** [Ad Kc 2c]
    *** TURN *** [Ad Kc 2c] [5s]
    *** RIVER *** [Ad Kc 2c 5s] [Jc]
    GateCeeper shows two pair, Aces and Kings
    djg23 shows a pair of Eights
    GateCeeper wins the side pot (820) with two pair, Aces and Kings
    LeapYearDH shows two pair, Aces and Kings
    GateCeeper ties for the main pot (17,752) with two pair, Aces and Kings
    LeapYearDH ties for the main pot (17,752) with two pair, Aces and Kings
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 36,324 Main pot 35,504. Side pot 820. | Rake 0
    Board: [Ad Kc 2c 5s Jc]
    Seat 1: GodNemesis folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: djg23 showed [8s 8h] and lost with a pair of Eights
    Seat 3: alphajupp folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: LeapYearDH showed [Ks As] and won (17,752) with two pair, Aces and Kings
    Seat 5: Dossi89 (button) folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: GateCeeper (small blind) showed [Ac Kd] and won (18,572) with two pair, Aces and Kings
    Seat 7: carusopascoskj (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: los sternos folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: Tolaria folded before the Flop

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