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got in a fight with joe hachem at the bahamas

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  1. deej_0607 deej_0607 is offline

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 2:22am) in reply to orgnalsooners

    wp sir
  2. norcalonica norcalonica is offline

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 4:38am) in reply to deej_0607

    Ellllo Guvnah!!!!
     
  3. Earlybird893 Earlybird893 is offline

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 4:55am) in reply to norcalonica

    kick his ass seabass
  4. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 9:00am) in reply to Earlybird893

    I'm guessing you mumbled "Fuck you" half under your breath.

    Should have come up with something a little more witty, IMO.
     
  5. louiemdj louiemdj is offline

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 10:06am) in reply to Kadabra

    I would love to tell about half the live players to fuck off in a very witty way.
  6. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 10:06am) in reply to PrincipalSkinner

    I was reading a survey on yahoo yesterday (done by an Australian company no less!) that said Australians are the most rude or unprepared to deal with world business etiquitte. They tend to swear more in business situations it said. They actually have companies whose sole business is training people to not offend the rest of the world while doing business! I found this fascinating! So technically this makes him a product of the system, just like an uneducated ghetto kid thrust into a polite and trained well mannered social situation. Technically he is a douche but has something to blame I guess. He doesn't know any better? He does seem like he is elite and blessed for you guys he came by but maybe that's their way of douchiness?
  7. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 10:08am) in reply to skisteve

    I don't get why you kept saying "I wasn't mad that he cut in line"

    Why the fuck were you not mad that he cut in line? It isn't HOW he did it, it's THAT he did it. He has no more right to cut than anyone else obv, so it SHOULD piss you off that he's cutting in line.
  8. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 10:14am) in reply to bfactor

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    I don't get why you kept saying "I wasn't mad that he cut in line"

    Why the fuck were you not mad that he cut in line? It isn't HOW he did it, it's THAT he did it. He has no more right to cut than anyone else obv, so it SHOULD piss you off that he's cutting in line.

    You've obv never played in a big buy-in live tourney.

    I was pissed the first time I played in a WSOP event when Lindgren strolled to the front of a 3 hour line, but then I realized that's just how it is.
     
  9. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 10:17am) in reply to bfactor

    I agree with this, doesn't he have someone who can stand in line FOR HIM? Not very balla...obv he knows if he waits crowds will form around him and be signing autographs for an hour and come off as a dbag too when he has to run and he is trying to mentally prepare but how's that the lines fault? I don't like pompous people either but what were his wife and kids doing? He brings home the millions, make his day easier hoar! Then she can take the kids to the waterslide at Atlantis, tough day. He needs better people around him obv.
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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 10:26am) in reply to Earlybird893

  11. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 10:34am) in reply to BigGunX

     
    Originally Posted by BigGunX View Post

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    I don't get why you kept saying "I wasn't mad that he cut in line"

    Why the fuck were you not mad that he cut in line? It isn't HOW he did it, it's THAT he did it. He has no more right to cut than anyone else obv, so it SHOULD piss you off that he's cutting in line.

    You've obv never played in a big buy-in live tourney.

    I was pissed the first time I played in a WSOP event when Lindgren strolled to the front of a 3 hour line, but then I realized that's just how it is.

    ???

    What the hell do you guys mean "that's just how it is." Fuck that shit. That's fucking retarded.
  12. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 10:40am) in reply to bfactor

    What I mean is that celebrities get special privileges. Do you think Brad Pitt waits in line to see his new movie?

    It's not fair, obviously, but not much in life is.
     
  13. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 10:46am) in reply to BigGunX

     
    Originally Posted by BigGunX View Post

    What I mean is that celebrities get special privileges. Do you think Brad Pitt waits in line to see his new movie?

    It's not fair, obviously, but not much in life is.

    Actually that's different, since he is an actor in the movie, so since he is a big part of the reason the movie even exists, then it really is sorta his. Sorta like being the host of a party, it really is your house, etc.

    However

    In some random 5k buyin, this is NOT "hachem's tourney" There is no fucking apostrophe s after the word Hachem. Really. It's not his. He is just another random entrant, like everyone else. It isn't called the "Hachem Invitational." If it was, then sure, he can cut all he wants. But it's not, so he CAN'T. I stand firmly by my fuck that shit.
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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 11:02am) in reply to bfactor

    You said it, b. Buncha savages in this town.
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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 11:11am) in reply to Kadabra

    totally standard

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 11:11am) in reply to bfactor

    So where do they draw the line?
     
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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 11:13am) in reply to mattster24

     
    Originally Posted by mattster24 View Post

    joe is a huge douche at the table, never seen anyone cry so much. fker wins wsop and crys about bad beats, come the fuck on

    i disagree....v. rousso could not help herself....she insisted on letting everyone know how bad they played and how unlucky she was at least ~ orbit. prtty fucking annoying when you have to listen to that shit.<br> having tits makes you the next great poker thing and obligated to win every pot you enter. kinda obv
     
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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 11:24am) in reply to Kadabra

     
    Originally Posted by Kadabra View Post

    <SPAN class=postbody>he just says "no reason to hate me mate, I like you guys" </SPAN>

    this is the funniest part of the whole story. Him just calling me "mate" in australian would give him a free pass. I keep doing the accent in my mind
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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 11:26am) in reply to moses rob

     
    Originally Posted by moses rob View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Kadabra View Post


    <span>he just says "no reason to hate me mate, I like you guys" </span>

    this is the funniest part of the whole story. Him just calling me "mate" in australian would give him a free pass. I keep doing the accent in my mind

    you guys would def get him a shove/bitch slap etc
     
  20. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 12:57pm) in reply to Kadabra

    weird, someone else got into this same conversation with him... what an odd coincidence.

    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...ahamas-389376/
    took this guy like 32 minutes to copy and paste though. poser. my guess is that this other poster on this other site saw all the cool responses you were getting and wanted some of his own. pretty resourceful.
  21. TheFirm53 TheFirm53 is offline

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 1:00pm) in reply to that1chic

     
    Originally Posted by that1chic View Post

    weird, someone else got into this same conversation with him... what an odd coincidence.

    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...ahamas-389376/
    took this guy like 32 minutes to copy and paste though. poser.

    You realize it was posted by the same screen name? I'll give the guy the benefit of the doubt that he just posted the same story on two poker forums.
  22. Earlybird893 Earlybird893 is offline

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 1:00pm) in reply to TheFirm53

    lol
  23. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 1:02pm) in reply to TheFirm53

    really, it was posted under the same handle??? i had nooooo idea, none at all. but ty, ty for bringing that to my attention.

    really?
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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 1:07pm) in reply to Kadabra

    meh, this guy's a 2+2er a lot more than he's a P5er.

    GTFO.

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 1:07pm) in reply to that1chic

    grrrrrrrumpy
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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 1:09pm) in reply to Kadabra

    me no like this thread, it stupid
  27. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 1:10pm) in reply to Mini Darb

    me? no way.

    hey, some get it, some dont. im down with those who get it.
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    Jan 16th, 2009 (1/16/2009 1:10pm) in reply to Kadabra

    At least this didn't end with "...and then I woke up".

    I hate those fkn stories.
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