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Got robbed...................again

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  1. ShortStack3 ShortStack3 is offline

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 2:59pm)

    Don't know if anyone remembers my post back in April that I made about getting robbed but..............................

    IT HAPPENED A-FUCKING-GIN TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Good news, no body got hurt, and I put my 2 weeks in yesterday (since I can no longer surf the web).

    Story-
    2 guys came in with ski masks and yelled "dis is a robburrrrry, er'one get ya handz up"
    (my 1st thought....awwwwwww shit, here we go again) They robbed me and the other teller working and then made everyone in the bank go lay down in the lobby. FUCKING ASSHOLES!
  2. acp acp is offline

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 3:03pm) in reply to ShortStack3

    thats crazy, your bank got wubanged
  3. mozzer mozzer is offline

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 3:03pm) in reply to ShortStack3

    I probably wouldn't bother with the 2 week notice thing. Glad ur ok.
  4. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 3:05pm) in reply to acp

    did the robber have a small dog with him for protection?
  5. acp acp is offline

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 3:06pm) in reply to ihaterats

    and did the dog have a mask?
  6. OklaFatBoy OklaFatBoy is offline

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 3:25pm) in reply to acp

    I think I agree with mozzer. The 2 weeks notice is more than likley over-rated in this situation.

    take care
  7. icount52 icount52 is offline

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 3:30pm) in reply to OklaFatBoy

    lol you put in 2 weeks notice because you cannot surf the web, NOT because you got robbed???

    priorities?

    Reminds me of all the movies where places get robbed and the tellers or cashiers go "hey, i only clear 200 week, take what you want"

    Glad you are ok.
  8. Stopthatquit Stopthatquit is offline

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 4:42pm) in reply to ShortStack3

    The bank in a grocery store down the street from my house got robbed with a FUCKING GRENADE a month or so ago
  9. Cmoney3 Cmoney3 is offline

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 4:45pm) in reply to Stopthatquit

    ^^^ real gangstas dont need guns...they roll deep w GRENADES
  10. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 4:46pm) in reply to Cmoney3

    Real gangstas bring out the old German stick grenades, also called potato mashers. Like on Medal of Honor
  11. The Alchemist The Alchemist is offline

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 4:46pm) in reply to Stopthatquit

    i cant even look at that without laughing
  12. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 4:46pm) in reply to Stopthatquit

    The bank in a grocery store down the street from my house got robbed with a GODDAMNED GRENADE a month or so ago. Could this just be a coincidence or is something goin on here.
  13. valek valek is offline

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 5:38pm) in reply to ShortStack3

    Last year here in the city of Montreal, some convenient stores got robbed by a guy holding an HIV infected syringe.
     
  14. Decatur217 Decatur217 is offline OTs Iron Man

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    Feb 13th, 2007 (2/13/2007 5:43pm) in reply to valek

    haha...i know thats horrible, but i laugh at that.
  15. Mr.Treadway Mr.Treadway is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 1:23am) in reply to Decatur217

    I remember a while back someone robbed a bank with a bomb attached to his neck. He said he was forced to do it or something.. I want to say it happened in Memphis or somewhere in TN.

    Either way.. It was real bomb... Bomb squad no good.. Boom... Bye Bye bank robber... Also i think the police found out he made the bomb himself, and made up the story.. Who knows.. .. All I know is the next day, dude had to have had a "splitting" headache.. ahahahahahaha.... .. uh........(bandwagon jump)>> F Beanie
  16. crzysavage crzysavage is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 1:27am) in reply to Decatur217

    you shoulda thrown a grenade, then grabbed your assault rifle from under the desk shot one dood, grab your shotgun from your backpack, shoot another, jump up to the ceiling, grab sniper , snipe the rest gg
     
  17. JechtSphere JechtSphere is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 1:28am) in reply to Mr.Treadway

    Nah, it was in fact a group of people behind it and he was forced into it. I saw the same documentary thing.
  18. IPwnNoobs IPwnNoobs is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 1:41am) in reply to crzysavage

    hmmm... thats a pretty sweet plan. But i recommend just getting the rocket launcher and pwn all the noobs at once. gg robberys when they hear you roll wit rocket launchers
  19. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 1:46am) in reply to IPwnNoobs

    use the stickey bomb...then steal a car...pick up a hooker....get her to blow you...then get out and kick her in the cunt till she's dead and take yo $$ back
     
  20. Da Donkey Da Donkey is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 1:49am) in reply to valek

    lmao that is fuckin hilarious im sorry
  21. iLLNuGWichee iLLNuGWichee is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 1:58am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    i actually "snorted"(like a pig, not coke) when i read:

    then get out and kick her in the cunt till she's dead and take yo $$ back

    wp
     
  22. crzysavage crzysavage is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 2:01am) in reply to IPwnNoobs

    lol, maybe he should grab the energy sword and just slice those motha fuckas to pieces
     
  23. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 12:37pm) in reply to ShortStack3

    The embed wont work...but the first 32 seconds is all you need

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xabLsYAN5jg
     
  24. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 12:47pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

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    Unfortunately I couldn't find it in English...but this is what you should have done.
     
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