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I DEAL AT A LOCAL POKER GAME FOR A LIVING. THERE IS THIS OLD GRUMPY MAN WHO COMES TO THE GAME REGULARLY. HE BITCHES ABOUT EVERYTHING THE WHOLE TIME HE IS HERE AND HE PLAYS 1 HAND AN HOUR. WE HAD BEEN PLAYING FOR ABOUT 12 HOURS AND HE STARTS BITCHING SAYING DEALERS GET TO DO WHAT THEY WANT AT HOME GAMES AND DONT HAVE TO ABIDE BY CASINO RULES. SO I RETALIATE AND SAY YOU SHOULD RESPECT THE DEALERS. I SAID AT LEAST I STAY UP THE WHOLE NIGHT ...YOU COULD BE PLAYING PASS THE DEAL. HE FLIPS OUT WE TALK SHIT AND HE SAYS I WONT PLAY IF HE (ME) IS DEALING. SO THEY PLAY PASS THE DEAL NO RAKE AND I HAVE TO SIT THERE...WTFUCKING FUCK
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holy caps lock
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using caps lock throughout the whole story makes it hard for me to understand what part is for emphasis.
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even this is easier to read than the OP
<span id="result_box"><span title="I DEAL AT A LOCAL POKER GAME FOR A LIVING.">Ich beschäftige mich gerade auf lokaler Pokerspiel für ihren Lebensunterhalt. </span><span title="THERE IS THIS OLD GRUMPY MAN WHO COMES TO THE GAME REGULARLY.">Es gibt diese Brumme MAN, die das Spiel kommt regelmäßig. </span><span title="HE BITCHES ABOUT EVERYTHING THE WHOLE TIME HE IS HERE AND HE PLAYS 1 HAND AN HOUR.">HE BITCHES über alles die ganze Zeit ist er hier und er spielt 1 Hand Eine Stunde. </span><span title="WE HAD BEEN PLAYING FOR ABOUT 12 HOURS AND HE STARTS BITCHING SAYING DEALERS GET TO DO WHAT THEY WANT AT HOME GAMES AND DONT HAVE TO ABIDE BY CASINO RULES.">Wir hatten ungefähr 12 Stunden gespielt, und er beginnt Schimpfen SAYING HÄNDLER bekommen, indem Sie müssen von CASINO Regeln halten, was sie am HOME SPIELE UND WILL KEINEN. </span><span title="SO I RETALIATE AND SAY YOU SHOULD RESPECT THE DEALERS.">SO I SAY zurückschlagen und Sie sollten die HÄNDLER RESPECT. </span><span title="I SAID AT LEAST I STAY UP THE WHOLE NIGHT ...YOU COULD BE PLAYING PASS THE DEAL.">Ich wenigstens bleibe ich die ganze Nacht ... du könntest spielen PASS THE DEAL. </span><span title="HE FLIPS OUT WE TALK SHIT AND HE SAYS I WONT PLAY IF HE (ME) IS DEALING.">Er dreht OUT wir scheißen und Talk Er sagt, ich WONT PLAY Wenn er mich () ist zu tun. </span><span title="SO THEY PLAY PASS THE DEAL NO RAKE AND I HAVE TO SIT THERE...WTFUCKING FUCK">SO spielen sie PASS THE DEAL kein Rake Und ich habe dort zu sitzen ... FUCK WTFUCKING</span></span> -
oh well....at least u can still be believer82's personal assistant.
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I'm listening but I can't hear shit. My eyes hurt.
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PERSONAL ASSISTANT? LOL WHY WOULD U SAY THAT ?
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LOL I do the same thing as you. I have tons of players who bitch. My job is to sit and listen. You suck at your job.
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im glad you got fired. i cant imagine how all the players feel about you yelling all the time
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If I were you, I wouldn't say anything to that guy. You had it made. There is a dealer here who has the same issue, although the game is run at his house, and there isn't an option for him not to deal. If you don't have a setup where you are dealing the game from your house, and you are providing the venue, then you're at the mercy of the people who play in the game.
Even the guy who runs his own game, and controls who plays in it, is at the mercy of satisfying the players to keep them coming back. It's their livelihood, and they need to provide the best experience possible. Also, you should pick up a copy of rules for whatever game you are playing. Keep that on hand, and abide by it. Let all the players in the game know what you are basing your rules off of, and that you make the final decision on anything controversial. Make sure you run the most fair game possible, and you should have no problems whatsoever. -
they did you a favor...what a pathetic job that was...
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2 guys 1 girl = gay
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so you're saying Don is the grumpy old man?
Originally Posted by OneM24
If I were you, I wouldn't say anything to that guy. You had it made. There is a dealer here who has the same issue, although the game is run at his house, and there isn't an option for him not to deal. If you don't have a setup where you are dealing the game from your house, and you are providing the venue, then you're at the mercy of the people who play in the game.
Even the guy who runs his own game, and controls who plays in it, is at the mercy of satisfying the players to keep them coming back. It's their livelihood, and they need to provide the best experience possible. Also, you should pick up a copy of rules for whatever game you are playing. Keep that on hand, and abide by it. Let all the players in the game know what you are basing your rules off of, and that you make the final decision on anything controversial. Make sure you run the most fair game possible, and you should have no problems whatsoever. -
WELL I'LL BE A FUCKING SON OF A BITCH. THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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they're right man, KNOW YOUR FUCKIN ROLE!!
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i live close to you get me in that game. i like to lose
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it sort of is.. the grammar obviously doesn't translate, but at least it didn't make my eyes bleed
Originally Posted by jesterwords
even this is easier to read than the OP
<span id="result_box"><span title="I DEAL AT A LOCAL POKER GAME FOR A LIVING.">Ich beschäftige mich gerade auf lokaler Pokerspiel für ihren Lebensunterhalt. </span><span title="THERE IS THIS OLD GRUMPY MAN WHO COMES TO THE GAME REGULARLY.">Es gibt diese Brumme MAN, die das Spiel kommt regelmäßig. </span><span title="HE BITCHES ABOUT EVERYTHING THE WHOLE TIME HE IS HERE AND HE PLAYS 1 HAND AN HOUR.">HE BITCHES über alles die ganze Zeit ist er hier und er spielt 1 Hand Eine Stunde. </span><span title="WE HAD BEEN PLAYING FOR ABOUT 12 HOURS AND HE STARTS BITCHING SAYING DEALERS GET TO DO WHAT THEY WANT AT HOME GAMES AND DONT HAVE TO ABIDE BY CASINO RULES.">Wir hatten ungefähr 12 Stunden gespielt, und er beginnt Schimpfen SAYING HÄNDLER bekommen, indem Sie müssen von CASINO Regeln halten, was sie am HOME SPIELE UND WILL KEINEN. </span><span title="SO I RETALIATE AND SAY YOU SHOULD RESPECT THE DEALERS.">SO I SAY zurückschlagen und Sie sollten die HÄNDLER RESPECT. </span><span title="I SAID AT LEAST I STAY UP THE WHOLE NIGHT ...YOU COULD BE PLAYING PASS THE DEAL.">Ich wenigstens bleibe ich die ganze Nacht ... du könntest spielen PASS THE DEAL. </span><span title="HE FLIPS OUT WE TALK SHIT AND HE SAYS I WONT PLAY IF HE (ME) IS DEALING.">Er dreht OUT wir scheißen und Talk Er sagt, ich WONT PLAY Wenn er mich () ist zu tun. </span><span title="SO THEY PLAY PASS THE DEAL NO RAKE AND I HAVE TO SIT THERE...WTFUCKING FUCK">SO spielen sie PASS THE DEAL kein Rake Und ich habe dort zu sitzen ... FUCK WTFUCKING</span></span> -
clearly your only solution is to buy a mask, a toy gun and rob mofos
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You dont want in. It'll get busted up soon. OP is obv gonna flip his shit and report it to the police since he's no longer employed lol.
Oh, and Kevin (OP), which old man was it? Please tell me it was Ernie, cause Ernie would wreck ur shit. -
Man, he really fucked you in the ass there, but it's not like you know what that's like...wait, wut?
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stopped reading when you said you make a living dealing at a home game













