sung to the tune of "American Pie"

A long, long time ago...I can still remember how that OT used to make me smile.
And I knew if I wrote my posts
That I could make them laugh the most
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.

But late March made me shiver
With every link I clicked, I'd quiver -
Bad news bold in headlines,
Portents, omens, bad signs.

I can't remember if I cried when I
Read about the site's demise,
But something touched me deep inside
The day that OT died.

So bye, bye get the fuck out and die,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found that BGX guy,
The OT old schoolers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last gtfo, die!'
This is my last gtfo, die!'"

Did you write a heated thread?
And have you read something by Steve the Dedhead?
Have you discussed Wowswifts monthly flow?
And do you believe Buckinator had to go?
Can OT save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me Photoshop real slow?

Well I knew that you liked menz most ghey
When SaulGood blew a kiss your way -
You rubbed each others' necks,
Its never a scam, buttsecks.

I was a loser college lout
With useless facts and a pocketfives account,
But I was fucked, I had no doubt,
The day the OT died.

I started singin'...
Bye, bye Get the fuck out and die,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found that WhiteAL guy,
The old school OTers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last gtfo, die!'
This is my last gtfo die!'"

Now for two years we've been on our own
With no one left to shout 'F Bertminatti
But that's not how it used to be.

When Readzie marched out to his chopper
After Lip Herpes and Bankroll problems
And Nicky begged to see Wow's snapper

With Wowswift doublefisting 2 cups,
Shots of Tim Caums stache, they went up,
The 5 year olds asses, they were kicked
MS Paint posts were clicked.

And while king was crowned, it was Thor
And Victimitis, attention whore
Chuck Norris jokes, they did bore
The day that OT died.

We were singin'
Bye, bye get the fuck out and die,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found that Wein guy,
The oldschool OTers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last gtfo, die!'
This is my last gtfo, die!'"

Sports posts, "whats your favorite" posts, on the front page sucking,
The noobs popped up, we tried to raise but they werent mucking
Content-free posts out the ass

That pope ate baked goods, wein had gas,
The noobs grew, made a march en masse,
While TC applied tanning lotion, hes got class.

Join Gidders get free Balloons
Giga didnt know how to use itunes,
We all got up to rail
Turns out Victimitis was a male

'Cause the noobs filled up the page,
Their shitty posts drew Wowswifts rage,
Did you see Buckinator turnover in his grave?
The day that OT died?

We started singing
Bye, bye get the fuck out and die,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found that mrblonde guy
The oldschool OTers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last gtfo, die!'
This is my last gtfo, die!'"

In there we were all safe to lurk
A generation bored at work
With no hope for promotions then,
So come on, Brian McLaughlin, save this joint,
He made posts with a point

And as I read my new replies,
The anger built up deep inside,
No writer born in hell
Could break that JJProdigy spell.

And as the flame war burned all through the night,
With bullshit taunts thrown from the political left and right,
I saw sepslugseven laughing with delight
The day that OT died.

We started singing
Bye, bye get the fuck out and die,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found that gambowler guy,
The old school OTers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last gtfo, die!'
This is my last gtfo, die!'"

I met a girl who sang the blues,
I asked if I could see her boobs,
She told me she was Seykota.

I Googled "pwnd" once again,
The way I had when this began,
But the engine said the query went astray.

And on the 'net the writers screamed,
The pancake rabbits cried and steves cats dreamed,
But not a picture was posted,
The uploads weren't hosted.

And the most loved men, they numbered three:
Murderer, BGX, and Mhoddi.
They walked through the far-strewn debris
The day the OT died.

They were singin'
Bye, bye get the fuck out and die,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found that MUPP guy,
The old school oters were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last gtfo, die!'
This is my last gtfo, die!'"

We were singin'
Bye, bye get the fuck out and die,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found that agriff guy
The old school oters were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last gtfo, die!'"

Ocho Cinco

TimCaum should sing this

jasmith85 is my new favorite poster.

Actually get Dhubs to play it and Youtube this. Insta Gold.

That's one of the most brilliant things I've ever seen. You stepped up to the challenge, that's for sure.

did someone say gay bars?

i love jasmith so very, very much.

edit: well, sometimes i hate him. but mostly love.

wow, very impressive

SaulGoodBaby is really on top of things. Maybe new OT Award for biggest photobucket collection? Certainly SaulGood has to be near tops.

my photobucket is very elite

what the fuck happened i leave for 90 minutes and society just breaks down. Im afraid of what would happen if i left for longer than that. Never again

http://www.pocketfives.com/C16DB790-...EEB4221CD.aspx

el oh elle

i dunno. donkey started talking shit in the 05vs 06 thread since he's "05" although never posted during that year. then he decided crzy and i suck i guess, i dunno. he's very weird.

DonkeyThis>Da Donkey

it doesn't matter.. you're an orange.

Absolutely brilliant and awe inspiring