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  1. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is offline Prefers Dark Meat

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 2:37am)

    do you ever masterbate at other peoples houses, and is it acceptable or just common knowledge that people do it? i pretty much masterbate at every place that i am ever at for long periods of time, and def 100% if i have slept over somewhere, it happened. Ive been to JBs house a couple times, but he only lets me hang out there for less than 30, so it never worked out but whatevs.. Admirals house took me a minute cause it was probably like -1 degrees in his house but i had to get it in.. Clays.. i mean he let me bang a hooker there, so figured he wouldnt mind. My Moms place.. standard.. this girls house im dog sitting for is gone for 3 weeks. i felt sort of bad, cause she would probably off me if she found semen on her toilet. but as i was getting ready this morning, she has this radio in the b-room.. i flipped on, Mary J blige came on.. not the gangsta shit, but her soft from the heart shit.. bullseye..her dog licked it up too, so bonus.. anyhow, is this disrespectful or is it just something everyone does, just doesnt talk about>
  2. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 2:42am) in reply to Sweetness777

  3. acp acp is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 2:59am) in reply to Hateflops

    Seriously, that gif is just disgusting.
  4. ripomatic ripomatic is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:02am) in reply to acp

  5. Unforseen Unforseen is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:03am) in reply to ripomatic

    I jacked off in that cab that we got kicked out of.


    what you didn't notice?
  6. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:07am) in reply to Unforseen

    who the fuck goes to the toilet? Just jack in their bed or on their couch while you are only about 75% sure they arent sitting in the dark watching you.
  7. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:10am) in reply to PoWdA

    Whenever I travel for business, on my last night in the hotel, I like to masturbate into one of the clean towels, fold it back up and put it at the bottom of the pile.
     
  8. Luho Luho is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:10am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    I'm glad the dog licked it up, and not you
     
  9. Admiral Admiral is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:11am) in reply to Luho

    :(
  10. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:12am) in reply to Luho

     
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    I'm amazed the dog licked it up before you

    FYP
    Edited By: PoWdA Jan 19th, 2012 at 03:12 AM
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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:12am) in reply to PoWdA

    i almost alway jack it lying down in bed, sometimes standing upwards in the shower but fucking never sitting on a toilet lol
     
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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:14am) in reply to acp

     
    Originally Posted by acp View Post

    Seriously, that gif is just disgusting.

    audible laughter at this post
  13. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:15am) in reply to jesterwords

    I can barely manage to get off standing up. I could never make it in porn. (That, and I have a tiny penis)
  14. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:09am) in reply to PoWdA

    I love that everytime me and him leave someones house, we have the, "did you jerk off while we were there?" talk.

    He has yet to say no...
  15. Matt Stafford Matt Stafford is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:19am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    It's pretty poor guest etiquette IMO. If you're only staying somewhere for a night or two then it shouldn't be that hard to hold off. If you're gooing to be somewhere for longer than a night or two then you should probably get a hotel room and stop inconveniencing your friends.
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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:21am) in reply to Matt Stafford

    What the fuck is wrong with you dude
  17. Wretchy Wretchy is offline whatslogic

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:27am) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    Whenever I travel for business, on my last night in the hotel, I like to masturbate into one of the clean towels, fold it back up and put it at the bottom of the pile.


    Be a level.... please? just please?
     
  18. Mrs. Robinson Mrs. Robinson is offline frobacca

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:31am) in reply to Wretchy

    you've been out here for less than a month and you're dog sitting?! hope its a random you just met somewhere...lol
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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:31am) in reply to Wretchy

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    Whenever I travel for business, on my last night in the hotel, I like to masturbate into one of the clean towels, fold it back up and put it at the bottom of the pile.


     
    Originally Posted by Wretchy View Post

    Be a level.... please? just please?

    LMAO too fckn funny.
  20. wild_ride wild_ride is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 6:31am) in reply to feedthemfish

    sweetness i dont fall for levels easily...

    but with you i swear i have no clue what to believe and what not to.

    If you told me u have no wife, no army etc i would say yes it makes sense, if everything you say its true i would also believe it
  21. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 7:08am) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    Whenever I travel for business, on my last night in the hotel, I like to masturbate into one of the clean towels, fold it back up and put it at the bottom of the pile.

    LOL - that is awesome

    If you're careful with resealing tape so it looks unused, you can do the same thing with the little shower gel bottles
  22. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is offline Prefers Dark Meat

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 7:10am) in reply to kellykip

    It's not like I do it to mark territory or anything. I just get around a toilet and tits start flashing in my brain.. I just hunch over the stool and it's an easy cleanup

    On a separate note, I lost a saints bet against JB so I now have to go see the queen latifah movie by myself this weekend at a matinee. Fucking saints d, sigh
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  23. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 7:24am) in reply to Sweetness777

    I don't think there is anything wrong with masturbating as a guest, customer, patient or passenger. I get pretty dehydrated on days when I go over to my neighbors' house so they can drive me to the dentist. If they have to stop at the grocery store on the way home, my balls become the size of kernels of corn.
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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 8:42am) in reply to El Burro

    Pretty much anywhere I've stayed more than 2 nights I've done it. I'm a lot more careful than I am in my own bed when making sure to clean everything up. Also done it in the bathroom a number of times, though it's not as enjoyable.
  25. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:18pm) in reply to SevenCostanza

    well placed teddy bear cams ftl
  26. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:25pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    Unforseen I thought thats why we got booted from that cab that was 2 minutes long. Oh nvm it was drunk popper being a cocksucker to the cabbie. If i'm staying at someones place for an extended period I'll maybe rub one out but if its just a day or 2 ill certainly wait till im home.
  27. Purple Jesus Purple Jesus is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:47pm) in reply to Popperhead

    I usually don't masturbate as a guest, simply out of respect (call me old-fashioned).
  28. Unforseen Unforseen is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:36pm) in reply to Popperhead

     
    Originally Posted by Popperhead View Post

    Unforseen I thought thats why we got booted from that cab that was 2 minutes long. Oh nvm it was drunk popper being a cocksucker to the cabbie. If i'm staying at someones place for an extended period I'll maybe rub one out but if its just a day or 2 ill certainly wait till im home.

    wait while I was masturbating you were sucking the cabbies cock? jesus was sweetness the only one that got no action that night?
  29. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 7:10pm) in reply to El Burro

     
    Originally Posted by El Burro View Post

    I don't think there is anything wrong with masturbating as a guest, customer, patient or passenger. I get pretty dehydrated on days when I go over to my neighbors' house so they can drive me to the dentist. If they have to stop at the grocery store on the way home, my balls become the size of kernels of corn.

    artwork imo

    to answer op: as an invited guest? no
  30. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 9:49pm) in reply to Admiral

     
    Originally Posted by Admiral View Post

    :(

    ftr ive never beaten off in your house. it was in the backyard

    for realz tho anyone who has to do this i think is a no willed asshole. you seriously cant go 12 hours without beating off? what hte fuck is wrong with you?

    this is just terrible, just because you dont care that you touch other peoples semen doesnt me they dont either
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