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This guy was the biggest cawk/poosy block ever. Now with horror movie rant - sorta

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  1. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 4:16pm)



    I just watched (over the course of about a week) all the Halloween movies. And Michael Myers is the biggest cock/pussy blocker ever. (That I've seen, at least) So many times this dude would kill someone or both people before they're about to have sex. Such a fckin' mood killer.

    I'm watching the Friday the 13th movies (on the 3rd one), and as my friend pointed out, at least Jason lets you bone before he kills you.

    And it should definately be both cock and pussy blocked. Chicks need dick just as bad (if not, worse) then we need teh vag.
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 4:19pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    first
     
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 4:20pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

     
    Originally Posted by Dr.GHouse View Post

    Chicks need dick just as bad (if not, worse) then we need teh vag.

    This guy disagrees:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YOB48WGM4Y
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 4:24pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Dr.GHouse View Post

    Chicks need dick just as bad (if not, worse) then we need teh vag.

    This guy disagrees:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YOB48WGM4Y

    Can't watch the video, but I'm pretty sure that guy probably never hung around alotta chicks. They get fckin' itchy for some cawk. Don't ever get it confused. That's how they keep the upper hand. They make us believe they don't need it. Well, I call BS!
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 4:24pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    bullshit. I saw a guy taking notes off of windshields last week. end thread/
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 4:47pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    And another thing!

    Why is it that the cutest chick almost always gets killed? That tilts me pretty bad.

    It's always the uggo semi-attractive chicks that get down to the bra and pannies. wtf?!
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 4:57pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    good use of cawk and poosy... seriously?
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 4:59pm) in reply to TheGarbageMan

     
    Originally Posted by TheGarbageMan View Post

    good use of cawk and poosy... seriously?

    The moderators and Adam don't particularly like to see the words, "COCK" and "PUSSY" right there. But inside the thread is fine. (As I've been told) Hence my using the appropriate spelling inside. I believe it has something to do with sponsors, and it makes sense so I tailor my threads appropriately.
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 5:00pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

     
    Originally Posted by Dr.GHouse View Post

    And another thing!

    Why is it that the cutest chick almost always gets killed? That tilts me pretty bad.

    It's always the uggo semi-attractive chicks that get down to the bra and pannies. wtf?!

    not always though. glad you stressed that.
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 5:02pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    Pretty sure you were talking about me.lol
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 5:03pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    dr g house you are sfdead tonight. probably gonna piitb and then get your head chopped off. cookie cutter style
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 5:07pm) in reply to H@BB@KUK

     
    Originally Posted by H@BB@KUK View Post

    dr g house you are sfdead tonight. probably gonna piitb and then get your head chopped off. cookie cutter style

    Possibly! But, if I was in some of those situations, I wouldn't fuck it up like most of them. I mean, ffs, you got the guy really really hurt and at some times unconscious! What do they do? Do they finish the guy off? Hit him some more? Make sure he's out? NO! Fuck no! They drop their weapon, right where he can get it, and then proceed to waste 15-90 seconds pathetically banging against a door that won't open while the guy gets back up and then picks up the weapon that you just fckin' dropped right next to him while you haven't moved 5 feet away and then the chase just begins all over again.

    Here's an idea. You hit him once? BASH HIS FUCKING SKULL IN! No more running needed!
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 5:17pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    that would making a boring movie though :( its hard to make a good scary movie...nearly impossible
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 5:18pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

     
    Originally Posted by Dr.GHouse View Post

     
    Originally Posted by TheGarbageMan View Post


    good use of cawk and poosy... seriously?

    The moderators and Adam don't particularly like to see the words, "COCK" and "PUSSY" right there. But inside the thread is fine. (As I've been told) Hence my using the appropriate spelling inside. I believe it has something to do with sponsors, and it makes sense so I tailor my threads appropriately.

    unexpectedly thorough explanation. thanks
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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 5:25pm) in reply to H@BB@KUK

     
    Originally Posted by H@BB@KUK View Post

    that would making a boring movie though :( its hard to make a good scary movie...nearly impossible

    I know, but geesh fckin' shit!

    Like in one of the first Halloween movies...fucker is coming up the stairs (walking, at that) and the guy is reloading the shot gun...standing still! SERIOUSLY?! RETARD! Guess Darwinism worked on that dumb fuck...

    No moving...no put one shell in and fire that first...no, no. Lets load the shotgun, but stand still and let the guy come toward you with a fucking knife! And move up the stairs and load?! Pfffft! No! That'd take active neurons in your brain to have common sense like that!
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