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It's that time again!!! Everyone break out your gym pet peeves.
I am going to get the ball rolling with a few of mine, one which happened today and made me want to punch this lady in her baby bump.
1. Walking in front of me when I am doing something that requires looking in the mirror (any pressing motion basically). Really fucking annoying and a shame people cannot always just walk around or at least walk quickly through.
2. talking on the phone! fucking prego lady yapping it up on FUCKING SPEAKER PHONE today while doing cardio. stfu, whore, nobody came here to hear you talk on the phone. My music was as loud as it could get it and she was still annoying the Christ out of me. Please fall down a set of stairs approximately one week after you deliver your bastard child.
3. people that put their precious water bottles on pieces of gym equipment. It's a fucking bottle of water, people, it can be placed on the floor and be just fine.
Post yours, thanks for your allowing me to vent -
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When you are working out and some random fuck comes and tells me what to do so i can look like them
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People who don't towel the god damn machine down after they sweat all over it
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your by yourself doing an excercise then some douche nozal stands next to you doing the exact same thing but with more weight.
someone correcting the excercises im doing.
hot chicks that wont give me head -
Phones are banned from my gym, thank god.
Water bottle thing doesn't really seem bad at all unless its on unused gym equiptment? I always prop mine up somewhere so I can grab it at ease/people don't trip over it. -
People who don't put the weights back when they're done, or just put them back anywhere rather than the proper spot.
If I want a 40lb dumbbell, I shouldn't have to hunt it down amongst the 10lb or 80lb weights. -
I always put mine on the ground under a bench or something, out of the way.
Just hate when someone is doing bench press and has their shit on another bench next to it. so annoying to me.
I also hate guys that come into the gym and just stack on the weight and use roughly the worst form ever. Makes me hurt just watching most of the time.
Thank God the gym I go to doesn't have anyone that comes up to correct form or anything, that shit is annoying -
retards that come into gym with wife beaters and jeans, put 40 pounds on a bar in the squat rack and do curls, one set every 10 minutes and look in the mirror the rest of the time
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creepy old guys that hang around naked in the locker room. never see them in the gym itself.
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guy I was lifting with called one of these guys who is clearly gay a "fag" to another member. It was like middle school, that person told someone who told whoever and next thing you know the "fag" is telling the gym owner he is going to press charges. nice work
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when im spotting someone doing incline bench and they tell me there done ,
but i know its because i usually get hard and they dont want to see my cock..
so they lie in order to get away from me spotting them with a wicked hard on looming overhead. -
you'd hate this kid that I once ran into at the gym.. I cant remember the exact circumstances, we were either working w/ each other for a set or just next to each other while having a quick convo... but anyways, I'm done w/ my lift and went to put back a few plates and grab bigger ones when he goes into this rant about how lazy the staff is at our (schools) gym and proceeds to violently throw all of the 5, 10, & 25lb plates off the rack. I had no idea how to react so I just started cracking up b/c it was the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in a gym.
Originally Posted by j_farah
People who don't put the weights back when they're done, or just put them back anywhere rather than the proper spot.
If I want a 40lb dumbbell, I shouldn't have to hunt it down amongst the 10lb or 80lb weights.
to answer the OP, i stopped getting upset w/ the dumb shit people do at the gym a long time ago.. ignoring it is the only way that I can possibly work out in my school's gym b/c of the constant idiocy. Once I start paying for a membership (in the traditional sense) I'll prolly get mad at stupid people, but for now, just don't bump into me or drop anything on me and we're cool -
People that complain about the lil things when they should be worried about their workouts.
Spinning class is down the hall bishtits. -
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Originally Posted by Chazmental
People that complain about the lil things when they should be worried about their workouts.
Spinning class is down the hall bishtits.
If you're able to notice all these ancillary things at the gym you are not focused enough on your workout, or you aren't actually doing a challenging workout. -
lol give me a fucking break if you believe this for a second.
Originally Posted by Niceguy
^^^^^Originally Posted by Chazmental
People that complain about the lil things when they should be worried about their workouts.
Spinning class is down the hall bishtits.
If you're able to notice all these ancillary things at the gym you are not focused enough on your workout, or you aren't actually doing a challenging workout. -
press charges?
Originally Posted by BillMueller
guy I was lifting with called one of these guys who is clearly gay a "fag" to another member. It was like middle school, that person told someone who told whoever and next thing you know the "fag" is telling the gym owner he is going to press charges. nice work
if it's a crime to call someone a fag the jails will overflow. -
1) People that constantly pose in front of the mirror (yeah, we all know you're fucking huge - move on).
2) People that eat their stinky snacks in the change room ... wtf dude, there's a restaurant at the top of the stairs.
3) People that ignore time limits on equipment or court times when there are others waiting to use the facilities. -
1. sauna-steam room stretching out naked guy. get the f away from me. do this on your own time when no 1 else is in the room.
2. One leg up on the bathroom counter/sink blow drying your balls guy. Are you fkn kidding me?!
3. traffic jams in the locker area...my gym they give you a key to a locker and sometimes they give everyone who walks in lockers right next to each other. Its like, no1 is fkn here! Why the fk are all of us changing next to each other? Sometimes you cant even get to your locker and have to wait till it clears out a little. -
this one.
Originally Posted by MyJobisYou
People who don't towel the god damn machine down after they sweat all over it
also, ppl that choose the machine RIGHT next to you when there are 20 other EXACT same machines open. oh, and i'm not sure if this one has been mentioned...but ppl that try to talk to you when you have your ipod on. -
For some reason when I go to the gym, when I pull into the parking lot there's like 2 or 3 cars backed up waiting for someone to pull out of a spot close to the door. FFS, you are about to go excercise and sweat for an hour, I think that it's ok to park further away and walk a little bt.
Oh, I also hate when someone challenges me to do:
10 min stretching
30 min elliptical
30 min stationary bike (this will be done immediately after getting off elliptical no rest period).
Workout with freeweights (Will do a full body to failure on each exercise program)
5-10 min of stretching
3-5 rounds of sparing (full contact you can wear headgear if you wish and gloves). -
when i can't put up that last rep
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goign to the gym is a pet peeve of mine
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Fat men who wear sleevless tops so their stinking armpits are there for everyone to see and smell
People in the changing room posing in front of the mirror
Grunters / screamers when lifting a weight
Very hairy men getting into the jacuzzi near me. Your back hair is floating in the fucking water bud -
People that work out in air conditioned buildings.









