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  1. xxACES UPxx xxACES UPxx is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:17pm)

    Was making some stir fry last night and I like some spice so I got some habaneros and jalepenos from the farmers market. So I chopped up one of each and was going to add whole jalepeno and little bit of the habanero. Decided to try a piece of habanero was spicy obv but not too bad.

    I unknowingly wiped my mouth at some point after I ate it after chopping it up. Then about 3 mins later I start to get this crazy intense burning on my lips. The most excrutiating, burning pain I have ever felt, it was fucking horrible. I was soaking my face with water and went in the bathroom and I thought I had washed thoroughly and was wiping water on my face and it then managed to get into the inside of my nose. So now my lips and inside of my nose are on fucking fire, I cannot even describe what it feels like. I couldnt do anything to help it I was washing it with water and some aloe gel, had to go outside where it was cooler because inside was too hot on my face. After about 25 minutes it finally started to get better and eventually went away.

    I tossed the chopped up habanero an jalapeno in the trash.

    Also a few years ago my gf and I had spicy shit for dinner and she blew me later on and my dick felt like it caught on fire
  2. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:23pm) in reply to xxACES UPxx

    wait till you get it on a pair of contact lenses. never goes away.
  3. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:24pm) in reply to xxACES UPxx

    milk ftw
  4. hushpuckena hushpuckena is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:28pm) in reply to xxACES UPxx

    Long ago, I went to a Thai restaurant with two of my mates, one of whom swallowed a chili pepper. He had a glass of water and a cup of green tea in front of him, and chose the wrong option. Things got what ya might call ugly.
  5. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:28pm) in reply to xxACES UPxx

    How's your burger?
  6. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:35pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

     
    Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos View Post

    How's your burger?

    hmmmrph

    why dont you eat up and we'll tell ya
  7. hkfgkjtfgkyu hkfgkjtfgkyu is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:41pm) in reply to xxACES UPxx

    http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...type=&aq=0

    Someone please embed
  8. ImaBustYou ImaBustYou is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:41pm) in reply to tommpat2000

    I lol'ed and my mouth started salvating as well after reading that.
  9. Luho Luho is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:44pm) in reply to ImaBustYou

     
  10. R_U_Nuts R_U_Nuts is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:46pm) in reply to hkfgkjtfgkyu

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  11. shanetrain22 shanetrain22 is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:46pm) in reply to hkfgkjtfgkyu

    lol rob stone
     1
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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:46pm) in reply to hkfgkjtfgkyu

    edit: 3rd embeder ftw
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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:48pm) in reply to hkfgkjtfgkyu

     
    Originally Posted by hkfgkjtfgkyu View Post

    http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...type=&aq=0

    Someone please embed

    CAN I JOIN? 4th one time?
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  14. cburnette cburnette is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:49pm) in reply to xxACES UPxx

    I paid a guy from work $25 to eat two habs out of my garden.

    He ended up in teh emergency room and his mom called me and bitched me out.

    It was funny as hell tho.

    I also paid a guy $20 to let me smash a cake in his face. His wife called me and bitched me out. Said I had demeaned her husband.

    That, too, was funny as hell.

    FWIW- I work with a bunch of guppys.
  15. ChocoThunder ChocoThunder is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:55pm) in reply to xxACES UPxx

    OP's story but interchange lips and nose with cock and balls.

    That was my personal hell about 18 months ago
  16. TheFirm53 TheFirm53 is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 3:59pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    Milk not water.
  17. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 4:00pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

     
    Originally Posted by ChocoThunder View Post

    OP's story but interchange lips and nose with cock and balls.

    That was my personal hell about 18 months ago

    That's where I thought the story was going. I made that mistake one time. Chopped up a ton of those peppers, washed my hands and took a piss. Man that hurt.
  18. ChocoThunder ChocoThunder is offline

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 4:01pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    Yeah lefty I think its a mistake most people only make once in a lifetime.
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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 4:03pm) in reply to cburnette

     
    Originally Posted by cburnette View Post

    His wife called me and bitched me out. Said I had demeaned her husband.

    Sounds like he demeaned himself lol
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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 4:10pm) in reply to ECUgirl

    what a pussy
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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 4:19pm) in reply to xxACES UPxx

    Wipe your face and blow your nose with these.

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    Mar 30th, 2010 (3/30/2010 4:19pm) in reply to xxACES UPxx

    Aren't you supposed to use rubber gloves when working with toxic chemicals? Can someone please embed for me?

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