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Had my first chubby last night.....

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  1. uh ooh uh ooh is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:29pm)

    im 23 yrs old and had sex with a girl most would say is overweight for the first time and i gotta say im not a fan......skinny chicks FTW! Anyone that prefers bigger ladies please explain why?

    And also FUCK YOU JIM BEAM! BASTURD!
  2. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:31pm) in reply to uh ooh

    Too small a sample size.
  3. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:32pm) in reply to uh ooh

    big girls be essin that dee like a chicken wing, nawmean?
  4. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:33pm) in reply to uh ooh

    i prefer plus size hunnies because the construction industry as a whole is in a bad down swing. you can always count on eating well when at her house 'cause heaven forbid her cupboards ever run bare. bring on Little Debbie!
  5. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:34pm) in reply to uh ooh

    Chubby Asain chicks are the bomb!

     
  6. DoubleUp28 DoubleUp28 is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:35pm) in reply to Johnny Slippy

    chubby girls r nothing. wait til u bring home a girl w/ a dick.
  7. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is offline actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:36pm) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


    Chubby Asain chicks are the bomb!

  8. dnb128 dnb128 is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:37pm) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post

    Chubby Asain chicks are the bomb!

  9. applejackking applejackking is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:38pm) in reply to uh ooh

    Huge difference between chubby and overweight...
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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:40pm) in reply to applejackking

    Cesporz does not approve of this thread.
  11. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:42pm) in reply to uh ooh

    They usually appreciate it more.

    I feel like I would break a skinny chick.

    And as noted, they usually have snacks around for afterwards.
     
  12. PrincipalSkinner PrincipalSkinner is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:44pm) in reply to Numan

    I was kinda expecting this



    but hey, congratS!
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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:50pm) in reply to uh ooh

    gimme a chubby chick with a fun attitude all day long
  14. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:54pm) in reply to uh ooh

    Welcome to the club.

    Your not a real man unless you havent got sloppy drunk and nailed a fatty at least once in your life imo.
  15. Drewdaddy19 Drewdaddy19 is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 5:59pm) in reply to NechitaCC

    I have a friend who is a professional hog hunter... Go to the bar, go for the 10s, get shutdown and hog hunt imo. GG

    P.S. Nothing wrong with going to bed at 2 with a 10 and waking up and 10 with a 2... Never at your place ftw
     
  16. Drewdaddy19 Drewdaddy19 is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 6:00pm) in reply to Drewdaddy19

    Oh and yeah big girls do have some of the best personalities out there.
     
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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 6:08pm) in reply to Numan

     
    Originally Posted by Numan View Post

    Cesporz does not approve of this thread.

    WTF is that suppose to mean? Im not even fat you idiot.
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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 6:14pm) in reply to uh ooh

    i like girls with meat on their bones, but not fat.

    how much did she weigh anyways.
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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 6:15pm) in reply to uh ooh

    i had no bid for bigger chicks when I was in my early 20s.... but now I kinda like a little bit of fullness... not fat, but a few extra is fine...

    the more cushion, the better the pushin'...
     
  20. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 6:19pm) in reply to Cesporz

     
    Originally Posted by Cesporz View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Numan View Post


    Cesporz does not approve of this thread.

    WTF is that suppose to mean? Im not even fat you idiot.

    Are you new here? Don't you know that in OT - thin=normal and normal=fat
     
  21. Cesporz Cesporz is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 6:23pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    Lol yeah I know that I am just on edge today I am writing a paper I am really unintrested plus I am tired of my wieght being the subject of conversation lol
  22. uh ooh uh ooh is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 6:30pm) in reply to Cesporz

    she was probably 30-50 lbs overweight for her size.....the sex wasnt all that horrible but the foreplay was a big turnoff.....so funny about joining the club, same thing most of my friends said.....fun fact- it was at my buddys house and it was his wifes friend at 5 am in his sisters room while watching snow dogs with cuba gooding jr and when i woke up she was gone lol
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  23. astaggs astaggs is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 7:24pm) in reply to uh ooh

     
    Originally Posted by uh ooh View Post

    she was probably 30-50 lbs overweight for her size.....the sex wasnt all that horrible but the foreplay was a big turnoff.....so funny about joining the club, same thing most of my friends said.....fun fact- it was at my buddys house and it was his wifes friend at 5 am in his sisters room while watching snow dogs with cuba gooding jr and when i woke up she was gone lol...I did smell like pork and crisco though

    FYP
  24. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 7:25pm) in reply to uh ooh

     
    Originally Posted by uh ooh View Post

    and when i woke up she was gone lol

    you must have been great.
  25. applejackking applejackking is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 8:10pm) in reply to astaggs

    "the sex wasnt all that horrible but the foreplay was a big turnoff"

    Did she smack it like a ketchup bottle?
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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 8:39pm) in reply to uh ooh

    Im a pretty big fan of the big floppy tittys, i mean i woudlnt want them all the time ... but u have to experience it once in a while
  27. astaggs astaggs is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 8:46pm) in reply to famous5ives

     
    Originally Posted by famous5ives View Post

    Im a pretty big fan of the big floppy tittys, i mean i woudlnt want them all the time ... but u have to experience it once in a while

    No...no you don't
  28. famous5ives famous5ives is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 8:50pm) in reply to astaggs

     
    Originally Posted by astaggs View Post

    No...no you don't

    How bout once without the "in a while"
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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 8:55pm) in reply to famous5ives

    fat chicks disgust me.
  30. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Jan 31st, 2010 (1/31/2010 8:58pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

    fat chicks disgust me.

    Hey buddy....you're Asian...you might wanna watch your P's and Q's...you don't exactly have your pick of the litter in this country!
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