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Happy 68th birthday Carlos 'chuck' Norris!

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  1. BlueBlah BlueBlah is offline

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    Mar 10th, 2008 (3/10/2008 12:23pm)

    the man ages well, what can i say

  2. PocketHeadies PocketHeadies is offline

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    Mar 10th, 2008 (3/10/2008 12:35pm) in reply to BlueBlah

  3. tekiller tekiller is offline

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    Mar 10th, 2008 (3/10/2008 12:35pm) in reply to BlueBlah

    time doesn't move chuck norris, chuck norris moves time
  4. apc8923 apc8923 is offline

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    Mar 10th, 2008 (3/10/2008 12:37pm) in reply to BlueBlah

    is that his wife?
  5. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Mar 10th, 2008 (3/10/2008 1:20pm) in reply to BlueBlah

    who's carlos?
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    Mar 10th, 2008 (3/10/2008 1:42pm) in reply to PocketHeadies

    Next to Chuck we all pretty much are fags.
  7. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Mar 10th, 2008 (3/10/2008 1:53pm) in reply to apc8923

    Im pretty sure that lady is his wife. Happy Birthday Chuck My dad really liked his Walker Texas Ranger show. I really liked his movies from the 80s and the fact that of all the martial arts movie stars, he was one who could actually kick ass.

    this thread is begging for some chuck norris facts

    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  8. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Mar 10th, 2008 (3/10/2008 2:01pm) in reply to BlueBlah

  9. AFink93 AFink93 is offline

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    Mar 10th, 2008 (3/10/2008 2:45pm) in reply to Reech

    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
  10. SoCalDrew SoCalDrew is offline Moderator

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    Mar 10th, 2008 (3/10/2008 2:50pm) in reply to AFink93

    are you trying to imply that chuck is a "dic"???

    whattajerk!
     
  11. donkosaurus donkosaurus is offline

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    Mar 10th, 2008 (3/10/2008 3:06pm) in reply to SoCalDrew

    Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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