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His birthday and the Niners in the Superbowl?
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PAY ME SCAMMER
jk, <3, hbd -
here's to another year hoping that jaybone doesn't add to the population by procreating
but
remains one who will sacrifice one for the team in the name of a good p5 story -
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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Donkey Kong
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Happy birthday
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Happy birthday! I hope sweetness gave you a morning bj.
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Jaybone2315
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Few thoughts.
1. How the hell did you know it was my birthday?
2. Thats the worst OP ever.
3. Its spelled Jaybone. -
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Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
Few thoughts.
1. How the hell did you know it was my birthday?
2. Thats the worst OP ever.
3. Its spelled Jaybone.
because popper told him. -
Jaybone2315
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Sandman, why would you be on my shitlist?
Elusively, where do I send the money fool?
As for my bday, its probably gonna suck. Still have poison ivy, so I doubt im going to want to do anything. And although the poison ivy is gone from my balls and dick, it still is a little tender so having sex might not be that fun. I jerked off yesterday for the first time in over a week and it wasnt enjoyable. -
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Fuck jaybone and his lack of trip updates
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Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
Sandman, why would you be on my shitlist?
Elusively, where do I send the money fool?
As for my bday, its probably gonna suck. Still have poison ivy, so I doubt im going to want to do anything. And although the poison ivy is gone from my balls and dick, it still is a little tender so having sex might not be that fun. I jerked off yesterday for the first time in over a week and it wasnt enjoyable.
because you've ignored my PMs and told me "fuck you Sandman"
im just being an emo princess. = )
I know all is good...Happy Birthday killa!
If ya can't get the real deal....red tube...Asa Akira anal...... enjoy!! Best 2.5 birthday minutes. -
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Thanks for the updates on the state of your cock
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Jaybone2315
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Sorry for the lack of updates, but Ive only left the house once in a week and a half.
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Ok I'm a little confused. I saw on facebook you had some poison ivy and have been complaining about it for a while. I've had it pretty bad a couple times and the last I went to CVS and asked the pharmacist what I should try. He gave me some stuff that stopped the itching immd and the PI was completely gone in like 24 hours. What have you been doing for it?Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
As for my bday, its probably gonna suck. Still have poison ivy, so I doubt im going to want to do anything.
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Happy Birthday! Welcome to California btw.
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Jaybone2315
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Joined: Jul 06Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 5:27pm) in reply to p00pymcp00perton
Ive been putting shit on it, but i always get it really bad. My ball sack was like the size of a grapefruit a few days ago. And my arm looks absolutely disgusting. It also took like 5 days for it all to completely show up.
It sucks.
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