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Happy Steak, Beer & BJ Day, OT!

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  1. ParrotHead7s ParrotHead7s is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 2:02pm)

    "March 14th is now officially "Steak, Beer, Blow Job & Shut the Fuck Up Day."
    Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created
    so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

    No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the
    holiday explains it all...just a steak, beer, a blow job & afterward just keep
    your fucking mouth shut for the rest of the day! That's it!

    This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Beer, Blow Job & Shut the
    Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love, as men everywhere will try
    THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
    perpetual love machine.
    The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a
    little push to start the ball rolling."

    Best... holiday... ever.

    Enjoy, guys (and girls) of OT!
  2. skreechamane skreechamane is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 2:21pm) in reply to ParrotHead7s

    forgot about this day. Ill be going to the rodeo to see Kid Rock tho lol, so ill just make her pay for a rodeo steak. weeeee.
  3. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 2:50pm) in reply to skreechamane

    It was always called Steak and Knobber Day. When did the idiots go change it up?
     
  4. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 4:05pm) in reply to wantagolf

    Ill be getting none of the above today, but thank you for reminding me.

    Fml

    Btw, i always knew it as steak and bj day. Who had to add all the extra words?
  5. emcee21 emcee21 is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 4:09pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    It's already Pi Day.
  6. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 4:13pm) in reply to emcee21

    ^^ cerebral humor


    ...get it?
  7. JayAces JayAces is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 4:25pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    How is this different than any other day? You guys need to train your women better!
  8. hostile hostile is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 4:55pm) in reply to JayAces

    2 of 3 for me, unless I find some skizzy randomly today.
  9. TpocketT TpocketT is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 5:14pm) in reply to hostile

    gf is in north carolina today so at least she ll get the shut the fuck up part right
  10. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is online now

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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 5:17pm) in reply to TpocketT

    I thought it was dodge my lady all day and night by getting drunk in a bar alone cause she's on the rag day.
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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 5:54pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 5:59pm) in reply to cizastro

    watched him spin round about 10 times, so stupidly funny
     
  13. number1pen number1pen is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 6:04pm) in reply to 213

    Hmmmm I have a lunch date with this chick today, I wasnt expecting to get any from her today but Im def gonna bring this up in the convo, and this could make or break a relationship
     
  14. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Mar 14th, 2011 (3/14/2011 6:42pm) in reply to number1pen

    I have a London Broil sitting on the counter thawing out. I have to go to the beer distributor. (lol @ Pennsylvania.) Highly doubt I'm getting a bj.
  15. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Mar 15th, 2011 (3/15/2011 1:27am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Ill be getting none of the above today, but thank you for reminding me.

    Fml

    Btw, i always knew it as steak and bj day. Who had to add all the extra words?

    your surprised the op would make something less cool?
  16. ParrotHead7s ParrotHead7s is offline

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    Mar 15th, 2011 (3/15/2011 6:08am) in reply to Lameass_

     
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    your surprised the op would make something less cool?

    I just copy and pasted the article dumbass, so it wasn't my doing. But seriously, you think adding beer and getting her to stfu to the equation makes it less cool?
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  17. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is online now

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    Mar 15th, 2011 (3/15/2011 6:12am) in reply to ParrotHead7s

    We get it ur gfs a ho
  18. ParrotHead7s ParrotHead7s is offline

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    Mar 15th, 2011 (3/15/2011 6:46am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    We get it ur gfs a ho

    We get it... You haven't had a blow job since Clinton was president. No need to hate.
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    Mar 15th, 2011 (3/15/2011 6:51am) in reply to ParrotHead7s

  20. ParrotHead7s ParrotHead7s is offline

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    Mar 15th, 2011 (3/15/2011 7:04am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    Wow man, thanks for finally posting a pic of yourself. Do you wax your own eyebrows or did your boyfriend do it for you?
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    Mar 15th, 2011 (3/15/2011 7:24am) in reply to ParrotHead7s



    sick brag about getting domed out by that

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    Mar 15th, 2011 (3/15/2011 9:39am) in reply to TpocketT

     
    Originally Posted by TpocketT View Post

    gf is in north carolina today so at least she ll get the shut the fuck up part right

    she will also get the BJ part right, just not with u
  23. kdunlapmo kdunlapmo is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2012 (3/14/2012 2:54pm) in reply to ParrotHead7s

    EDIT: REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!! (i even searched for it, then after submitted it it showed in the relevant threads, great search feature)
    Edit: Upon further review it was from 1 yr ago :D

    Hopefully your loved spouse/gf(s) come through for you!

    http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/

     

    MEN WORK VERY HARD TO SATISFY THEIR LOVERS ON VALENTINE'S DAY, AND, GIVEN THEIR EBULLIENT DEDICATION, STEAK & BJ DAY IS A JOYOUS OPPORTUNITY TO REPAY THE FAVOUR.

    Edited By: kdunlapmo Mar 14th, 2012 at 02:56 PM
  24. saxton82 saxton82 is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2012 (3/14/2012 3:01pm) in reply to kdunlapmo

    I told my girlfriend that this morning as she was leaving for work.

    She said, " My throat hurts plus you got one the other day on your bday, I also made you dinner Monday night, you owe me...."

    damn
  25. TwystedPair TwystedPair is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2012 (3/14/2012 3:04pm) in reply to saxton82

    Thank you for this thread. She swallowed
  26. saxman saxman is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2012 (3/14/2012 3:15pm) in reply to TwystedPair

    wtf - i didn't get any steak !!
  27. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2012 (3/14/2012 3:17pm) in reply to saxman

    hahaha

    when your woman doesn't participate, sulk and say that she doesn't love you like a chick would on Valentine's day if you didn't get her something.
  28. dolphin13 dolphin13 is offline OT Vice MVP

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    Mar 14th, 2012 (3/14/2012 3:58pm) in reply to saxman

     
    Originally Posted by saxman View Post

    wtf - i didn't get any steak !!

    Fine. I'll pick up some steak on the way home sweetie
  29. Paki_Poker Paki_Poker is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2012 (3/14/2012 5:21pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

     
    Originally Posted by Z-Fresh View Post

    I thought it was dodge my lady all day and night by getting drunk in a bar alone cause she's on the rag day.

    I'd tell your chick, like I told my chick..."You bleeding from the mouth?"

    Plus, Ima soldier...a lil blood doesn't scare me.
     
  30. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Mar 14th, 2012 (3/14/2012 5:44pm) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    ^^ cerebral humor


    ...get it?

    lol (better late than never)
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