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  1. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 5:39pm) in reply to Camz

     
  2. Bawsten Bawsten is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 5:41pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    Theres plenty clean pussy to never fuck with dirty pussy.
  3. Sandman_Good Sandman_Good is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 5:48pm) in reply to Camz

     
    Originally Posted by Camz View Post

    Sure. Only after you post some pics of yourself and the dime pieces you slay on the reg


    Im so sure of this as well, that id be willing to hold that balls and even tickle your ass right along camz if you can produce this.
  4. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is online now Is not a girl

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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 6:22pm) in reply to Sandman_Good

    Promise???
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  5. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 6:42pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    Fast forward to 2:15 for parts relevant to his thread, but he whole thing is funny.

  6. clemsonrich clemsonrich is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 6:43pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    Promise???

     
  7. Believer82 Believer82 is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 7:21pm) in reply to clemsonrich

    I just woke up and reading thread is making me sick. I think if Kate Upton was laying next to me I might have to pass
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  8. MrMojo728 MrMojo728 is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 7:33pm) in reply to Lameass_

     
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    when did op post pics? wtf r u on

    my bad i thought it was shrubbs lol

    Fuck OP don't be a pussy post fucking pics or GTFO

    remember breathe through the mouth shrubbs
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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 7:45pm) in reply to MrMojo728

    Lol I just sent the guy whiffing the fish gif to my chick.

    In b4 her response , deal with it yo
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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 7:54pm) in reply to railbot

     
    Originally Posted by railbot View Post

    Lol I just sent the guy whiffing the fish gif to my chick.

    In b4 her response , deal with it yo

    Haha that's some shit I'd do
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  11. drjay33 drjay33 is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 8:17pm) in reply to Believer82

    If it smells like cheese stop at the knees

    If it smells like fish o what a dish
  12. poker4tuition poker4tuition is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 9:25pm) in reply to drjay33

    When I was 16 I was gonna bang this 6 (OT 1) because I was horny as fuck and she was down.

    Took her to my room after school before parents got home from work. It smelled sooo bad. Plus we were both virgins so she was all nervous and didn't want to touch my dick.

    I fingered her for like 10 minutes and being a horny 16 year old virgin I couldn't plow. That's saying a lot because I'd of probably fucked just about anything at that point.

    Initially I was just like oh well it stank no big deal. But then I had this terrifying thought that maybe that was normal. I mean she smelled fine I took off her thong and then my whole room stunk. How could that be possible?

    I lived with this fear that all pussies smelled awful for like 3 months until I convinced another 6 (also ot1) to do the no pants dance. It smelled fine. I was so happy the girl probably thought she was an 11. (until I didn't call her after)
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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 9:27pm) in reply to poker4tuition

    Oh and just went to snag a picture to post. But she now is a real life 1 after having her kid. Hope the poor little guy held his breath on the way out. And god bless her husband for having the courage and will power to endure that shit.
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    Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 9:29pm) in reply to Believer82

     
    Originally Posted by Believer82 View Post

    I just woke up and reading thread is making me sick. I think if Kate Upton was laying next to me I might have to pass

    If Kate Upton was in bed next to you, the ONLY reason that you should be on P5's would be to post a pic. And even then...I think I could wait until she left.
     
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    Sep 9th, 2012 (9/9/2012 6:43pm) in reply to Shrubbery

    Where is Shrubbery with the latest updates?
    Thread Starter
  16. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2012 (9/9/2012 7:15pm) in reply to OldGrowth

    this is a band i used to listen to, Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles. shitty version of this song but can't find the album version.

    the song is "Big Stinky Pussy"


    Edited By: nastysmell Sep 9th, 2012 at 07:16 PM
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    Sep 9th, 2012 (9/9/2012 8:42pm) in reply to nastysmell

    If I had to guess which OT'er would post a video of Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles doing "Big Stinky Pussy"...I wouldn't need more than 1 guess.
     
  18. Shrubbery Shrubbery is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2012 (9/10/2012 12:26am) in reply to OldGrowth

     
    Originally Posted by OldGrowth View Post

    Where is Shrubbery with the latest updates?

    saving this spot for tomorrow. really hungover, watching football with friends and started drinking again so going to wait for tomorrow to give the trip report :). but it will be here!
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    Sep 10th, 2012 (9/10/2012 12:44am) in reply to Shrubbery

    ur prolly an alcoholic shrubs. u need help. dont have kids and go get a hand job @ the dog park dude.
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    Sep 10th, 2012 (9/10/2012 12:48am) in reply to Cooker

     
  21. Cooker Cooker is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2012 (9/10/2012 1:30am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    You’ve got to be kidding me Spanky. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense
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    Sep 10th, 2012 (9/10/2012 1:33am) in reply to Cooker

     
    Originally Posted by SCooker View Post

    You’ve got to be kidding me Spanky. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense

     
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    Sep 10th, 2012 (9/10/2012 2:27am) in reply to Cooker

     
    Originally Posted by SCooker View Post

    ur prolly an alcoholic shrubs. u need help. dont have kids and go get a hand job @ the dog park dude.

    i start school tomorrow so have been drinking a lot the past few weeks. Once school starts I'll just drink on the weekends, so been trying to enjoy the last few weeks as much as possible. Obviously I could have enjoyed it with out drinking so much but w/e. Tomorrow starts the day when I get fuckin serious.
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    Sep 10th, 2012 (9/10/2012 2:29am) in reply to Shrubbery

    lol i was far from serious brahj. was making a reference to the lameness in my drinking thread. how was the smelly giner? do you still have any hairs left in your nose?
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    Sep 10th, 2012 (9/10/2012 2:33am) in reply to Cooker

    oh bro, it was terrible lol. Can't wait to explain the full trip report. Brain is just scatterish so don't want to rush it. Also looking forward to reading the rest of ur thread ha.
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    Sep 10th, 2012 (9/10/2012 2:45am) in reply to Shrubbery

    lol don't. that thread needs an abortion.
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    Sep 10th, 2012 (9/10/2012 3:03am) in reply to Cooker

     
    Originally Posted by SCooker View Post

    lol don't. that thread needs an abortion.


    Aborting threads is wrong. People have gone to prison for far less than that.
     
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    Sep 10th, 2012 (9/10/2012 3:08am) in reply to wes_mc

    idk, depends how many pages in it is.
  29. imakemoneyz imakemoneyz is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2012 (9/10/2012 11:24pm) in reply to Cooker

    Oh man, my first stinker was my first finger. I fingered this chick and really had a bad introduction to vagina. Once the hand was pulled out and she wanted to do more I literally started gagging and ran to the bathroom. She didn't know what was going on and asked if I needed help and I told her to leave and that I was feeling really sick.
     
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    Sep 11th, 2012 (9/11/2012 1:40am) in reply to imakemoneyz

    Oh shit. You know it's bad when it's the first time you're getting pussy and you kick her out.

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