God if this kid is this socially awkward on an internet forum, imagine how bad it has to be IRL. +1 on the tsxxx "explanation" had me laughing throughout.

 

Originally Posted by LeftyMark

I've never told anybody this but when I was younger I would cut out all the heads of the hot chicks in my yearbook. Then I would paste them onto the ads in the back of the Hustler magazines I would find in my brother's room. The phone sex ads had naked girls that were the perfect size for the yearbook size heads. I would then jack off til it got raw.

I guess this would be like my earliest form of photoshopping.

and a star is born.

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Originally Posted by Wretchy

lol na pretty sure we got it in

/thread IMO, I don't know if I wanna read any responses past this one LOLZ.

EDIT: woooow, glad I read, some gold ITT

 

Originally Posted by canad010

I would cum while looking at a fat goth guy.

 

Originally Posted by LeftyMark

I've never told anybody this but when I was younger I would cut out all the heads of the hot chicks in my yearbook. Then I would paste them onto the ads in the back of the Hustler magazines I would find in my brother's room. The phone sex ads had naked girls that were the perfect size for the yearbook size heads. I would then jack off til it got raw.

I guess this would be like my earliest form of photoshopping.

I would have blackmailed them with those pictures to get the real thing

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

I had sex with the girls in it instead.

Yes

 

Originally Posted by 36crazyfists

Creepier than Bfactor

not jerking off really does not compute

it is a practically daily occurrence for me, and has been for years

I' bet that I average slightly above one orgasm a day over the course of a 365 day year... some days there are two or three, some days none, but there are more days of at least two than there are of none... I honestly feel bad for anyone with erectile dysfunction.

I love my boners, and spanking it for that matter. At some point though I'm going to have to find a regular woman to help take care of things. Two months or so of just spanking leaves a bit of hole. Thankfully there are a ton of random middle aged women for one night stands at bars in today's world. I'm just not ready for a girlfriend yet, which makes it tough for me to keep a regular fuck buddy. The middle aged chicks either want sex that night only, or wanna have way more time in my life than I can give them right now, b/c I guess they don't wanna feel like whores. Oh well, in time, in time...

but until then...

spank on

Every time when I look on the backpages
All I want is a slut for the ages
My ex is gone
She left, and we're done
Isn't she a whore
Time to find a new pussy behind the door

I know she knows
When it comes and where it goes
I know it's everybody sin
You got to lose to know how to win

Half my load
Is dripping from her glasses
Fuck and splooge and wipe
it on their asses
You know it's true, oh
All these things you do come back to you

Slut for me, slut for the years
Slut for the laughter, slut for the tears
Slut with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good load will take you away

Yeah, slut with me, slut of the year
Slut for the laughter, slut for the tears
Slut with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good load will take you away

SLUT on
SLUT on
SLUT on
Slut until your dreams come true
SLUT on
SLUT on
SLUT on
Slut until you blow your load
SLUT on
SLUT on
SLUT on
SLUT on
SLUT on
SLUT on
SLUT on

Slut with me, slut of the year
Slut for the laughter, slut for the tear
Sllut with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good load will take you away
Slut with me, slut of the year
Slut for the laughter, slut for the tear
Sllut with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good load will take you away

The not jerking off till 21 is trurth and a brag.

I was very spoiled sexually from a young age. I probably had 3000 blow jobs by age 17, had no need to jerk it.

First time jerking was really awkward, but those Sears models, they did it for me.

 

Originally Posted by Mr323

The not jerking off till 21 is trurth and a brag.

I was very spoiled sexually from a young age. I probably had 3000 blow jobs by age 17, had no need to jerk it.

First time jerking was really awkward, but those Sears models, they did it for me.

Ah, well that changes things in that case. In the way you initially posted it, I assumed that it was a scenario were you just intentionally chose to never jack off, even for periods of time of not getting any, just for some weird masochistic reason that would be hard for regular people to understand or something lol. If you were actually getting action on a daily or nearly daily basis for that whole time span, then that changes the situation obv.

Lol, until you clarified this detail about it, I kept visualizing you as like this crazy white-kid-on-the-outisde/hardcore-buddhist-monk-on-the-inside type of guy who was like, in that famous scene in Kill Bill where David Carradine says "This is me at my most masochistic", like, I pictured you staring at yourself in your bedroom mirror for hours on end with a self-flaggelation rope/sharpened hooks repeating "I will not touch my no-no place. I will not touch my no-no place" over and over again with cold deadened eyes, blood spattering all over the floor as you kept whipping your back over and over again after each time you said this to yourself, your jaw clenched tight, and the only indication that you felt the pain being a small twinge of the sides of your cheeks of your jaw muscles tightening/untightening with each sickening thud of the whip.

I am glad that this was not the case lol. That would've been weird lolz

 

Originally Posted by TheWhitePele

lol at 3000 blowjobs

I have a friend who has never ever had a wank. He is 30 and married with kids. He also didnt have sex before marriage so how he survived ages 13 -24 when he got married without wanking baffles me. Even now how he can go weeks without getting any and not having a wank is a mystery

google "nocturnal emission"

 

Originally Posted by bfactor

Lol, I mean I kind of already did. I guess people thought I was joking when I mentioned it in some post a long time ago or whatever, but, I used to do this thing where I would digitally cut and paste the faces of some of the hotter OT chicks in photoshop and paste their faces on the bodies of random naked chicks pics that I saved from google images/porn sites/etc to create fake nudes of OT chicks, and jack off to them. I got bored of it surprisingly quickly tho lol. Only did that of a few of them tho, like txgal, bekigirl, mrs mupp, and maybe 1 or 2 others. Basically only the really hot ones lol. That was like 4 computers ago, so I don't still have any of the pics, but tbh, they were pretty shoddy work, since I was a n00b at photoshop at the time (which is probably why I got bored of that so quickly, since the quality seemed unrealistic to me), but, now that I think about it, I think I might give it another go, now that I'm a lot better with digital photo processing, I bet I could make some very realistic looking fake nudes for my personal spank pic collection. (And no, I wouldn't share the pics with anyone else other than myself, even though they would be fakes it seems like it would still be unethical in some way and would anger/offend the female OTers in question, so, I would just enjoy the pics all to myself) lol.

They have a website that makes this much easier, it's called facebook.

bfactor would clearly not be the winner of "The Challenge."

At my all guys Catholic high school every Lent the members of the student newspaper would partake in the challenge. They'd all put their names up on the whiteboard and when they could no longer hold off erase their names. Inevitably there would be 1-2 kids who's names would be gone Ash Wednesday morning (that's the beginning of Lent for you non-Christian folk).