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Have you seen these freaks they think micheal is still alive..

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  1. railbot railbot is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 10:46am)

    http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/the-king-of-pop-lives-forever

    zomfg wtf is wrong with ppl./

    Elvis.

    Biggie.

    Tupac.

    and now micheal jackson are all still alive...
  2. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 10:51am) in reply to railbot

    obv
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 11:09am) in reply to railbot

    I saw Jim Morrison yesterday at Starbuck's, he looked like Val Kilmer.
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 11:15am) in reply to railbot

     
    Originally Posted by railbot View Post

    http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/the-king-of-pop-lives-forever

    zomfg wtf is wrong with ppl./

    Elvis.

    Biggie.

    Tupac.

    and now micheal jackson are all still alive...

    You must not have seen Men in Black...
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 12:40pm) in reply to railbot

    Andy Kaufman told me the dumbest joke yesterday. I can't even remember it just something stupid about a 19-wheeled 18-wheeler.
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 12:41pm) in reply to railbot

    *sighs* denial -- it ain't just a river
  7. MasturNate MasturNate is online now

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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 12:05am) in reply to railbot

    not sure why i clicked that expecting something else.
  8. Reoknows Reoknows is offline

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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 12:16am) in reply to MasturNate

    i miss him so bad it hurts :(
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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 12:20am) in reply to railbot

    I wonder how many of the 3.5 mil views of that vid are sketchys
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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 2:00am) in reply to cminer25



    still alive./
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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 3:40am) in reply to railbot

    I was talking to Kurt Cobain yesterday and he had the same agent and MJ so he knows his shit. His agent confirmed that MJ is in fact dead. The strange thing is though, MJ died in 1998 and they have been using look-a-likes ever since. The plan was to use the look-a-likes until MJ's clone (that was born in 1994) was old enough to go on tour. MJ's doctors, however, could not exactly duplicate the plastic surgery altered face on the clone and he turned out looking like a drag queen on crack. So they called the whole thing off last month. They then had to kill off one of the look-a-likes so everyone would think MJ just died. This is all on the down low, so shhhh.
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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 4:40am) in reply to FourFives

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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 5:20am) in reply to railbot

    Some kids I know [insert joke here] was out playing when they saw MJ in a window. They climbed a tree to get a better look and the grumpy old MJ called the cops on them. What an asshole move imo.
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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 5:23am) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    Some kids I know [insert joke here] was out playing when they saw MJ in a window. They climbed a tree to get a better look and the grumpy old MJ called the cops on them. What an asshole move imo.

    loooooooooooooooooool ICWUDT
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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 5:32am) in reply to Phi

     
    Originally Posted by PhiAlphaMTSU View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    Some kids I know [insert joke here] was out playing when they saw MJ in a window. They climbed a tree to get a better look and the grumpy old MJ called the cops on them. What an asshole move imo.

    loooooooooooooooooool ICWUDT

    lolllllll i was sooooo waiting for the first dolphin reference. pwnt!
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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 9:34am) in reply to skisteve

    What's even sicker is that there are multiple reports of people committing suicide because Michael is gone
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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 9:49am) in reply to skisteve

     
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

     
    Originally Posted by PhiAlphaMTSU View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    Some kids I know [insert joke here] was out playing when they saw MJ in a window. They climbed a tree to get a better look and the grumpy old MJ called the cops on them. What an asshole move imo.

    loooooooooooooooooool ICWUDT

    lolllllll i was sooooo waiting for the first dolphin reference. pwnt!

    wow awesome in T to the 5th power rad!,

    Scha with the post of the day @ 9:48 am.
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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 1:24pm) in reply to railbot

    1. There has been no open coffin.

    2. The family is known for pranks. AKA wardrobe malfunction by Janet Jackson.

    3. Michael has been running in the red. He would soon be broke.

    4. His means to generate income were diminished due to age, popularity, and as result of lawsuits.

    5. He held life insurance.

    6. Connections to set everything up.
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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 4:42pm) in reply to railbot

    loooool. wp wp
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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 5:00pm) in reply to dolphin13

    these freaks probably still think tyson is alive
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  21. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Jul 4th, 2009 (7/4/2009 5:15pm) in reply to mathclub

    It's a crime mj didn't leave dolphin anything in his will. I protest! Wat? Oh. Nm.
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    Jul 5th, 2009 (7/5/2009 7:28am) in reply to kasilof

     
    Originally Posted by kasilof View Post

    1. There has been no open coffin.

    2. The family is known for pranks. AKA wardrobe malfunction by Janet Jackson.

    3. Michael has been running in the red. He would soon be broke.

    4. His means to generate income were diminished due to age, popularity, and as result of lawsuits.

    5. He held life insurance.

    6. Connections to set everything up.

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    Jul 5th, 2009 (7/5/2009 8:55am) in reply to Ultimo Hombre

     
    Originally Posted by Ultimo Hombre View Post

    What's even sicker is that there are multiple reports of people committing suicide because Michael is gone

    I can imagine 2 groups of people affeted enough to take their own lives because MJ has died.

    1. Retards who watch way to much TV and have convinced themselves he is an irreplacable part of their lives.

    2. 9-year-old boys who hoped to be invited round to Neverland.
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