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  1. kidrockin kidrockin is offline cro magnon

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    Aug 1st, 2011 (8/1/2011 11:48pm)

    swimming in a lake?

    Fuck me running. I cannot stop playing a mini violin with the skin on my nut sack. I have been swimming a lot in a few different lakes in the area and it makes my sack itch something fierce. There is nothing I can find to make this shit go away. i have tried Gold Bond powder and anti-itch cream, Preperation- H, poison ivy shit etc. the only thing that helps is running scalding hot water on my sack in the shower, so i do that like five times a day. I'm now considering soaking my sack in a coffee cup full of hot water and rubbing alcohol.

    I have researched this shit and I don't think it is swimmers itch but who fucking knows.

    Is there any cream to help this? Its gotta be some allergic reaction and I would think something like Desonide cream would work but not sure if its safe for my balls.
     
  2. STANGAA STANGAA is offline

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    Aug 1st, 2011 (8/1/2011 11:49pm) in reply to kidrockin

    haha. in before, you got the aids
  3. gutbirdxx gutbirdxx is offline

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    Aug 1st, 2011 (8/1/2011 11:50pm) in reply to STANGAA

    icy hot works wonders
  4. jolvlomma jolvlomma is offline

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    Aug 1st, 2011 (8/1/2011 11:50pm) in reply to gutbirdxx

    gutbird too quick
    Edited By: jolvlomma Aug 1st, 2011 at 11:51 PM
  5. kidrockin kidrockin is offline cro magnon

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    Aug 1st, 2011 (8/1/2011 11:52pm) in reply to gutbirdxx

     
    Originally Posted by gutbirdxx View Post

    icy hot works wonders

    really?
     
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  6. rungoodmuch rungoodmuch is offline

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    Aug 1st, 2011 (8/1/2011 11:54pm) in reply to kidrockin

     
    Originally Posted by kidrockin View Post

    really?

  7. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Aug 1st, 2011 (8/1/2011 11:54pm) in reply to rungoodmuch

    bengay works well for that shit
  8. 36crazyfists 36crazyfists is offline

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    Aug 1st, 2011 (8/1/2011 11:55pm) in reply to kidrockin

     
    Originally Posted by kidrockin View Post

    really?

    i can confirm this to be true.
     
  9. kidrockin kidrockin is offline cro magnon

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    Aug 1st, 2011 (8/1/2011 11:56pm) in reply to 36crazyfists

    i mean "really" ur gonna come back with that tired shit you idiots
    Edited By: kidrockin Aug 1st, 2011 at 11:56 PM
     
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  10. rungoodmuch rungoodmuch is offline

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    Aug 1st, 2011 (8/1/2011 11:56pm) in reply to kidrockin


    you're welcome
    Edited By: rungoodmuch Aug 1st, 2011 at 11:56 PM
  11. Ozzie Ozzie is offline

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    Aug 1st, 2011 (8/1/2011 11:56pm) in reply to rungoodmuch

    in before your mom sniffs your cock
  12. kidrockin kidrockin is offline cro magnon

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    Aug 1st, 2011 (8/1/2011 11:58pm) in reply to Ozzie

    at least my mom isnt snorting off peoples cocks. as far as i know
     
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  13. Unforseen Unforseen is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 12:01am) in reply to kidrockin

    dude im not fondling your balls im telling you this now


    even though i might or might not have mexican shaman powers
  14. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 12:02am) in reply to Unforseen

    You have nuts op?

    I thought you were married.
  15. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 12:02am) in reply to Niceguy

    Take some benadryl
  16. kidrockin kidrockin is offline cro magnon

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 12:03am) in reply to Niceguy

    nope
     
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  17. duece9ofRed duece9ofRed is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 12:03am) in reply to kidrockin

  18. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 12:04am) in reply to duece9ofRed

    Oh and stop swimming in lakes, ffs
  19. kidrockin kidrockin is offline cro magnon

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 12:06am) in reply to Moonlight Graham

     
    Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham View Post

    Oh and stop swimming in lakes, ffs

    I would but the last sand bar party i was at had to boats with stripper poles and these to hotties having a dancing competition
     
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  20. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 12:58am) in reply to kidrockin

    You've got Amoeba balls. They are going to make your sack bleed if you don't soak your balls in Clamato juice with tabasco.
  21. LeftyMark LeftyMark is online now Boss of Birds

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 1:02am) in reply to XquiziVex

    Have sex with my wife. The burn will make you forget all about the itch.
  22. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 1:28am) in reply to LeftyMark

    bag balm

    also lol at grahm cracker, what kinda pussy is afraid to swim in a lake? who did you used to be?
  23. dams dams is online now

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 1:46am) in reply to tommpat2000

    Kinda like when you get poison ivy you pee on your leg. Take a little nugget, mix with vaseline and dip your nuts in there. Old native american trick, but they didn't have vaseline then, so they used icy hot.
  24. HeyNiceAscot HeyNiceAscot is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 1:50am) in reply to dams

    use some champagne vinegar. Should neutralize the burning immediately.
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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 1:53am) in reply to HeyNiceAscot

    cut your nuts off ftw
     
  26. Luho Luho is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 1:56am) in reply to clemsonrich

    gonna need pics ffs
     
  27. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 1:57am) in reply to Luho

    Step 1: Firmly grip scrotum
    Step 2: Stretch scrotum sack taught
    Step 3: Scratch sack with bristle hairbrush
    Step 4: Roll eyes and shake leg like a dog
    Step 5: ????
    Step 6: Profit
     
  28. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 1:57am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    still waiting for my invite on the poontoon you bitch.

    use oil of olay ldo
  29. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 2:16am) in reply to Lameass_

    +1 on Icy Hot. It's like when you first apply Gold Bond, but the tingle stays for hours.
  30. kidrockin kidrockin is offline cro magnon

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    Aug 2nd, 2011 (8/2/2011 5:50am) in reply to El Burro

    Fuck now they are getting a bit dried out and flaky from being raw then healing. I put some menthol aloe shit on them, not the best feeling intially but cool after. Im gonna go back in the shower to try a scalding hot water loofa combo. Obv tell the gf about her loofa tomorrow afternoon. I wiil stretch out rhe sack before scrubbing til the eyes fall out of my head blonde.
     
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