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Heaven Is For Real

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  1. rungoodmuch rungoodmuch is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:14am)



    Please tell me this isnt real
    Edited By: rungoodmuch Dec 15th, 2011 at 05:14 AM
  2. killingbird killingbird is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:19am) in reply to rungoodmuch

    did he say "I hope to see my mis-carried sister because we had a lot of fun times together"?

    anything to sell a bunch of books I guess. Feel bad for the kid, but whatever, hope he is right.
     
  3. Diggity D Diggity D is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:20am) in reply to killingbird

    Satan, the monsters and the bad people eh? Sounds pretty convincing. I am in.

    Edit* and your miscarried sister... sounds like a party.
  4. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:20am) in reply to Diggity D

    in b4 tebow
  5. rungoodmuch rungoodmuch is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:25am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    " Plus I also remember a few bible characters, King David and sampson." LOL
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  6. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:46am) in reply to rungoodmuch

    How do you clean puke off of a keyboard?

    edit: the technique I've perfected for semen seems to have done the trick
    Edited By: userid363 Dec 15th, 2011 at 06:17 AM
  7. Diggity D Diggity D is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:48am) in reply to userid363

     
    Originally Posted by userid363 View Post

    How do you clean puke off of a keyboard?

    Archangels?
  8. iamthedeck ftw iamthedeck ftw is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:52am) in reply to Diggity D

    couple of my buddies read this book after a close friend of theirs passed and really liked it. They convinced my roommate to buy it. I hate to impose religion on others but needless to say he catches subtle chirps when we see it lying around. When he told me the premise of the book I had no response and just stared blankly at him. I actually cannot believe this is a book. I mean if you do believe in heaven/ God then the book seems contradictory. Why would God give a single person the opportunity to experience these things? brain=fuckfilled
     
  9. MangosPapa MangosPapa is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:57am) in reply to Diggity D

    so the battle between god and satan is like a reoccurring event? wonder how often it goes down.

    sounds globetrotters vs washington generals-esque.
  10. Dyzalot Dyzalot is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:59am) in reply to MangosPapa

    Did this kid have a "near death" experience or something? That's the only way this even remotely makes any sense.
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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 6:01am) in reply to Dyzalot

    or he is insane
     
  12. chiptaker31 chiptaker31 is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 6:04am) in reply to Dyzalot

     
    Originally Posted by Dyzalot View Post

    Did this kid have a "near death" experience or something? That's the only way this even remotely makes any sense.


    yes he did
  13. The Spewtard The Spewtard is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 6:10am) in reply to Dyzalot

     
    Originally Posted by Dyzalot View Post

    Did this kid have a "near death" experience or something? That's the only way this even remotely makes any sense.

    Yeah heard about this a couple of months ago. He was having some surgery for something or other and apparently went to heaven and met his miscarried sister that he hadn't been told about by his parents, described meeting his dead grandfather who he'd never seen before. Story seems a little too covenient for me, his Dad is a Reverend/Pastor.
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  14. SCooker SCooker is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 6:14am) in reply to The Spewtard

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 7:10am) in reply to SCooker

    is this real life?
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