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HELP with the Dating Game.

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  1. CSU_Shark CSU_Shark is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 2:40pm)

    OK, so i won the spot as the bachelor asking questions to three bachelorettes on The Dating Game at school. They are providing me with 60 questions and i get to pick 15... but i asked them if i could provide some of my own and they said yes. Soooooo i'm asking OT to write they're best The Dating Game questions.. see what you guys got.

    example: Bachelorette #2, i like to have my cake and eat it too... if you were a piece of cake, what flavor would you be and where would you want me to start?

    GOGOOGOOGOGOGOOOOGOGOGOGO
  2. Sandman_Good Sandman_Good is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 2:44pm) in reply to CSU_Shark

    North Highlands has the hottest ladies....gl w/ that
  3. CSU_Shark CSU_Shark is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 2:45pm) in reply to Sandman_Good

    i don't live there anymore, i got out and went to college.
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  4. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 2:47pm) in reply to CSU_Shark

     
    Originally Posted by CSU_Shark View Post

    example: Bachelorette #2, i like to have my cake and eat it too... if you were a piece of cake, what flavor would you be and where would you want me to start?

    Unless you are smoother than Murphy in boomerang that's going to come out really creepy.
  5. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 2:47pm) in reply to CSU_Shark

    Bachelorette # 1:

    Do you have an ass that is so big you were embarrassed to get changed in the HS locker room?

    Bachelorette # 2:

    Does your vagina look like Mike Tyson punched a sideways clown mouth?

    Bachelorette # 3:

    Can you complete the following musical lyric referenced from a popular song.... " It aint no fun if the homies....... "

    Whoever answers yes first wins.
  6. CSU_Shark CSU_Shark is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 2:51pm) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post


    Unless you are smoother than Murphy in boomerang that's going to come out really creepy.

    i'm extremely comfortable on a microphone, funny, and not afraid to embarrass myself. i can come off as smooth or creepy, its all in the intonation.
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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 2:58pm) in reply to CSU_Shark

    I always liked it when they would ask the ladies to compare themselves
    to the other ladies.

    Like..who would you say is the better looking of the other two contestants and why?

    put em on the spot.
  8. CSU_Shark CSU_Shark is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 3:39pm) in reply to Sandman_Good

    that's a really good idea, put them on the spot and see which one can think on their feet and not be afraid to talk shit to about the others<input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden">
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  9. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 3:44pm) in reply to CSU_Shark

    Say you were an animal giving me a Beejay. After climax, would you be a camel or a swallow?
  10. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 3:46pm) in reply to CSU_Shark

    Anal?
  11. CSU_Shark CSU_Shark is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 7:01pm) in reply to CSU_Shark

    shameless bump for the more creative, evening crowd.
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  12. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 7:17pm) in reply to CSU_Shark

    i'm sorry. i am out of weed.
  13. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 7:29pm) in reply to CSU_Shark

    Would you consider yourself to be Kelly Kapowski, Jesse Spano, Lisa Turtle or that chick Torrie who came in for like 5 episodes?

    For our first date, should I wear boxers, briefs or go commando?

    Pick a number between 67 and 71. (the correct answer would be 70, because she can always do better than 69).

    Time to play, marry, kill or screw. And the three people are XX, YY, me (you). You can pick two famous ugly people and yourself so that they have to answer "screw you".
     
  14. Bong BrOke Bong BrOke is offline need new bong

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    Feb 9th, 2010 (2/9/2010 8:32pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    If we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make?

    Is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake, or a jackhammer?
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