Who the fuck is the douchey noob

hey I have a beautiful hand.

Amazon.com dudes. I got 100 condoms for like $21.25 after tax. I believe they're LIfestyles Ultra Sensitive.

Can't beat that price.

EBT=DTF

for those on a budget, condoms can be re-used. Just turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them.

so. Is there an update to this story? Maybe some more pics?

 

Originally Posted by cizastro

Not much going on with her lately. Still have her Iphone charger & lube, but we're supposed to meet up on May 2nd so I'll give it to her then. She told me she has a lot of friends that want to fuck me too, but honestly I just haven't been thinking about it too much.

I've kinda gotten hung up on that other girl I mentioned (no BJ's), so I'm probably going to throw this all away because I actually have some feelings for the good girl.

It sucks because I can see what I'm throwing away, but at the same time I really do like that girl the more I've talked to her and kinda want to see where things go with her.

good man. bad OTer

 

Originally Posted by cizastro

Not much going on with her lately. Still have her Iphone charger & lube, but we're supposed to meet up on May 2nd so I'll give it to her then. She told me she has a lot of friends that want to fuck me too, but honestly I just haven't been thinking about it too much.

I've kinda gotten hung up on that other girl I mentioned (no BJ's), so I'm probably going to throw this all away because I actually have some feelings for the good girl.

It sucks because I can see what I'm throwing away, but at the same time I really do like that girl the more I've talked to her and kinda want to see where things go with her.

Man-card suspended for 30 days.

Make us a damn sammich.

It's pretty obvious ciz is a nester so it makes sense.

GL on the new 5 year rship.

 

Originally Posted by cizastro

meet up on May 2nd so I'll give it to her then.

I bet you will

ciz... just que up this song on May 2nd

the one and only reason I even know that group exists is freshman year in college. one of the dudes from the fraternity I rushed had a gay roommate and one night when we were all dropping acid in my room, the gay roommate showed up and put this cd in for us all. it was cool as shit.

later on we went to another dude's room and he played us evil clown music which was even cooler with the lights out and a bunch of glow in the dark stars on the ceiling of his room.

imagine this on acid, tripping balls, in a dark room with 5 other dudes totally tripping, and glow in the dark stars on the ceiling. college was awesome

haha, the room with the evil clown music was the last one in the hall and one of the guys tripping got up and just walked out of the room, the stairwell was right on the outer wall of the room so we all freaked out when like a minute after the due left we heard someone falling down the steps

fucking dude was so fucked up he couldn't make out the steps and fell down the whole flight of 12 steps

the thing is though with the evil clown music as the soundtrack for the dude falling it seemed like it was some kind of strange movie (this acid was really, really good acid). we ended up laughing our asses off at the dude after we found out he was alight

that had to be one of the strangest 8 hours I ever had

our hallway had what we called 'hall sluts,' basically just chicks who spent all their time on our hallway. it was an all male dorm and the chicks were not supposed to stay, but they did, whatever. anyway I went in to piss and I was so fucked up that I had no idea what I was doing, fucking fluorescent lights suck when tripping balls, anyway one of the chicks was talking a shower and stated talking to me.

I was initially freaked out b/c I had no idea where a chick's voice was coming from in the guys bathroom, until I figured out she was in the shower. I told her I was tripping my ass off and I wanted to turn out the lights because they hurt my eyes.

she then told me that I wouldn't be able to see her then. I got confused (I was fucked up as mentioned). she then invited me to watch her in the shower as long as I didn't touch her. I was like, ok, but I really hate these lights.

I watched her masturbate for a while and then I got bored and the tiles started making faces at me, so I told her she was hot and all but I was leaving.

then I went out to the campus golf course behind the dorm and laid down in a little recess in one of the rolling hills and watched the clouds roll across the moon for a while. then we all climbed trees for while, we stayed outside for the next 5 hours or so doing all sorts of dumb shit that only people out of their minds.

sorry its not a better story, tripping doesn't always correlate well when the person telling the story doesn't feel like explaining every fucked up feeling, or sight from the event. whatever.

Never mind, it was a Front 242 shirt.

 

Originally Posted by LeftyMark

I bet you will

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