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  1. HazeMan HazeMan is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 1:01am)

    ...my sister and my sis-in-law to play craps.

    Me and my bro-in-laws play poker while they play slots which is fine but all 6 of us could have a blast playing craps. Not mention the fact we have a much greater chance at netting some decent coin.

    These three bishes are the life of the party (Texas broads with C+ cups) which I'm sure could get a craps table fired up and kicking ass.

    The problem is they're intimidated by craps. My guess is I need a simple betting strategy that they can follow. Otherwise, me and my bro's have to net coin at the poker tables to make up for their losses at slots. Not a huge deal as long as they're having fun but ffs we all can have fun at the craps table AND enjoy a much greater chance of pocketing some cash.

    They are decent poker and blackjack players but they won't grind it out, which again is fine.

    How do I get them to play craps? I believe if I were to give them a basic strategy card, they may go for it. You thoughts OT?

    They won't let me post pic's... I've been trying since 06. These friggin sluts always say no. Bitches be crazy yo.
  2. Milo Milo is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 1:06am) in reply to HazeMan

    Tell them you'll never ask them to take it in the pooper ever again . . .
  3. RANDYPET RANDYPET is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 1:12am) in reply to Milo

    1. pics or gtfo!
    2. yeah craps, so you can lose your money real fast!
  4. ScottBrewr99 ScottBrewr99 is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 1:12am) in reply to RANDYPET

    high rollers always tip the chicks who roll the dice
  5. northkato northkato is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 1:18am) in reply to ScottBrewr99

    was hoping for anal sex thread
  6. edwardt1988 edwardt1988 is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 1:24am) in reply to northkato

     
    Originally Posted by northkato View Post

    was hoping for anal sex thread

    That's what I thought too

     
    Originally Posted by HazeMan View Post

    ...my sister and my sis-in-law to play craps.

    Me and my bro-in-laws play poker while they play slots which is fine but all 6 of us could have a blast playing craps. Not mention the fact we have a much greater chance at netting some decent coin.

    These three bishes are the life of the party (Texas broads with C+ cups) which I'm sure could get a craps table fired up and kicking ass.

    The problem is they're intimidated by craps. My guess is I need a simple betting strategy that they can follow. Otherwise, me and my bro's have to net coin at the poker tables to make up for their losses at slots. Not a huge deal as long as they're having fun but ffs we all can have fun at the craps table AND enjoy a much greater chance of pocketing some cash.

    They are decent poker and blackjack players but they won't grind it out, which again is fine.

    How do I get them to play craps? I believe if I were to give them a basic strategy card, they may go for it. You thoughts OT?

    They won't let me post pic's... I've been trying since 06. These friggin sluts always say no. Bitches be crazy yo.

    So how many times a week do you bang your sister?
  7. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 1:24am) in reply to edwardt1988

    you married her, why don't you fucking convince her?
  8. ntanygd760 ntanygd760 is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 2:10am) in reply to BillMueller

    this thread is a letdown.
     
  9. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 2:45am) in reply to ntanygd760

    rolling dice burns more calories than any other casino game. don't wanna get fat...so pick em up chubs.
  10. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 2:51am) in reply to Mr Galt

    Kitty Glitter penny slots owns, teach her to master that.
  11. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 3:19am) in reply to NechitaCC

    nice pics, dickskin
  12. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 3:45am) in reply to HazeMan

     
    Originally Posted by HazeMan View Post

    ...my sister and my sis-in-law to play craps.

    These three bishes are the life of the party (Texas broads with C+ cups) which I'm sure could get a craps table fired up and kicking ass..

    They won't let me post pic's... I've been trying since 06. These friggin sluts always say no. Bitches be crazy yo.


    I have never heard anyone refer to their own sister as a "friggin slut with C cups".
  13. TheSilentBob TheSilentBob is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 3:46am) in reply to El Burro

    Never been to Texas, obv.
  14. HazeMan HazeMan is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 4:31am) in reply to El Burro

     
    Originally Posted by El Burro View Post

    I have never heard anyone refer to their own sister as a "friggin slut with C cups".

    Your sister wasn't your first?
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