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  1. WarpedWorld WarpedWorld is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 4:38am)

    A friend of mine routinely gets emails from random people by mistake because he has a very common name. What he would like is some creative witty responses to fuck with the randoms. Help us out.

    His most recent email - "Did it work?"

    So far, we have come up with:
    1. Yeah, I was able to get it up.
    2. Yup, she's pregnant.
    3. No, as result, I don't think the dog will ever be normal again.

    Anything else?
  2. RUBINH RUBINH is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 4:38am) in reply to WarpedWorld

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  3. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 4:41am) in reply to RUBINH

    "Not sure yet, results pending. Everything is still really wet, and i can't find my phone"
  4. runninbad runninbad is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 5:00am) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    "Not sure, but that won't be the last time I put Icy Hot on my nuts"
  5. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 5:01am) in reply to runninbad

    Just start replying with pictures of black cocks.

    That'll teach em.
  6. Pckt Bullets Pckt Bullets is offline 10K Micro Betting Winner

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 5:22am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    "Yes, it did. But now I can't get the gerbil out."

    "I'm not sure. She is just laying there. I can't tell if she is breathing or not, but she is turning white and it is really starting to stink in here. Whether or not we get away with this you have to promise me you won't say shit to the cops!"

    "Yeah, but I didn't use enough lube. Looks like another night at the hospital. I hope they don't keep me over night again. Meet me there in an hour and bring cash this time asshole. I don't want to have to post bail with those welfare checks again."
     
  7. SerlinSteak19 SerlinSteak19 is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 5:27am) in reply to Pckt Bullets

    "Yes".

    Hopefully it didn't really work so the guy will fuck up when he talks to the right guy.
  8. edwardt1988 edwardt1988 is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 6:16am) in reply to SerlinSteak19

    Does your friend also have a common domain name? Terrible level
  9. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 6:47am) in reply to Moonlight Graham

     
    Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham View Post

    "Not sure yet, results pending. Everything is still really wet, and i can't find my phone"

    Moonlight is way up on the list of most creative posters. TUG and Giga at the top, shoutout to feta
  10. TheSuicideKing TheSuicideKing is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 6:56am) in reply to userid363

    Concentrate and ask again.
  11. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 8:36am) in reply to userid363

     
    Originally Posted by userid363 View Post

    Moonlight is way up on the list of most creative posters. TUG and Giga at the top, shoutout to feta

    agree... good dude
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