-
Lord Supremo
actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)
Posts: 19,905
Joined: Mar 07Jun 30th, 2012 (6/30/2012 6:45am)
Energy Sheetz and Wal-Mart are running a promotion where they will send Pitbull to perform a show at the Wal-Mart that receives the most Facebook likes before 7/15. Obviously, The Internet is taking advantage of this glorious opportunity by flooding the Facebook page of the Kodiak, Alaska store - the most remote Wal-Mart in America - with likes.
Do your part by liking their page at http://www.facebook.com/Walmart2711
The benefits of this should be obvious: Pitbull's plane might go down, he might be eaten by a bear or a wolf, he might be trampled by a herd of moose...or maybe he'll fall in love with the place and never come back! Personally, I'll be satisfied if he's afflicted with just 1/10th of the annoyance he's caused me over the years with his godawful "music" and Dr. Pepper commercials.
-
lol
Edited By: Hateflops Jun 30th, 2012 at 06:57 AM
this is great
Clicked the like button obv -
christ, I don't know about the other Wal Marts but this one has almost 1,500 likes. Mine included obv
-
Posts: 42,362
Joined: Sep 07Jun 30th, 2012 (6/30/2012 7:12am) in reply to Lord Supremo
Loooool love this thread
-
Posts: 16,582
Joined: Dec 05Jun 30th, 2012 (6/30/2012 2:25pm) in reply to norcaljeff
comments are awesome on the page.
reasons to send didn't include...Sarah Palin might shoot him. -
18 K likes now , including mine !
-
now over 19k. i <3 the interwebz.
Originally Posted by Eggiebets
18 K likes now , including mine !
(pitbull: one word - layer.) -
Posts: 24,210
Joined: Jan 07Jun 30th, 2012 (6/30/2012 4:24pm) in reply to Reech
I don't get why this is so funny. I've been to Alaska. It was really nice. I see people post all the time how they would love to travel to Alaska someday. I have no idea who this guy is but I'm sure he'll enjoy it.
-
Posts: 3,044
Joined: Apr 08Jun 30th, 2012 (6/30/2012 4:56pm) in reply to Shaaarrrp
I've never actually had a reason to visit Kodiak but my brother got a 10 foot Brown bear there. It has some of the biggest Brown bears in the world since it's an isolated island and it's super plentiful in berries and salmon.
Believe it or not there is actually some decent surfing there too. Z fresh would prob dig the waves there. -
Posts: 2,911
Joined: Jun 05Jun 30th, 2012 (6/30/2012 5:02pm) in reply to LeftyMark
So this, he will be smoking Alaskan Thunderfuck, catching salmon with his barehands and humping Inuits in no timeOriginally Posted by LeftyMark
I don't get why this is so funny. I've been to Alaska. It was really nice. I see people post all the time how they would love to travel to Alaska someday. I have no idea who this guy is but I'm sure he'll enjoy it.
-
he's latin. For latin people, alaska sounds like the worst fucking place ever
-
Posts: 10,814
Joined: Jan 06Jun 30th, 2012 (6/30/2012 6:33pm) in reply to LeftyMark
This. We're legitimately considering moving to Alaska within a couple years, for all sorts of varied reasons. This ain't exactly Send Justin Bieber to North Korea. Wouldn't it have been funnier to send him to some rural, unreconstructed part of the Deep South?Originally Posted by LeftyMark
I don't get why this is so funny. I've been to Alaska. It was really nice. I see people post all the time how they would love to travel to Alaska someday. I have no idea who this guy is but I'm sure he'll enjoy it.
-
Posts: 3,691
Joined: Oct 05Jun 30th, 2012 (6/30/2012 6:35pm) in reply to Magnet Steve
you should send him to east texas. see if vidor has a walmart
doubt he would make it out of there alive...would be the best thing that happened to music in a while -
Posts: 3,081
Joined: Oct 07Jun 30th, 2012 (6/30/2012 7:23pm) in reply to NUTZREALHUGE
lol this is great.
over 22k now -
Posts: 17,018
Joined: Apr 06Jun 30th, 2012 (6/30/2012 9:06pm) in reply to SevenCostanza
Event scheduling is subject to Artist’s availability. Walmart reserves the right to amend, modify or terminate this promotion in its sole discretion. U.S. only.
-
Lord Supremo
actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)
Posts: 19,905
Joined: Mar 07Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 7:15pm) in reply to KingPariah
lmao win
-
Posts: 13,154
Joined: Oct 05Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 7:38pm) in reply to elimherr
I don't know if the pitbull is trained or not, but it should have no problem surviving in that climate.
Still seems cruel on Wal-Mart's part. -
Posts: 16,582
Joined: Dec 05Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 7:51pm) in reply to 1.21Gigawatts
love store has 71K likes but only 247 have been there
-
Posts: 19,772
Joined: Jan 06Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 8:36pm) in reply to whitealroker
I thought he invited LS to go with him.
-
Posts: 20,213
Joined: Jun 09Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 10:18pm) in reply to 1.21Gigawatts
At least he was sent to a location where people won't walk him off the leash, scaring white people.Originally Posted by 1.21Gigawatts
I don't know if the pitbull is trained or not, but it should have no problem surviving in that climate.
Still seems cruel on Wal-Mart's part. -
Posts: 4,921
Joined: Sep 07Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 10:21pm) in reply to kellykip
I've been all over Alaska. Seen Kodiak island as we went by but never stopped. The place is awesome.
-
Posts: 12,962
Joined: Mar 09Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 10:26pm) in reply to xxbossmanxx
Yeah, you all sent Pitbull to one of the most beautiful places in the world and gave Wal Mart far more publicity than if somewhere normal won
Edited By: Zeppelin Jul 17th, 2012 at 10:27 PM
\ -
Lord Supremo
actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)
Posts: 19,905
Joined: Mar 07Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 11:35pm) in reply to Zeppelin
SHUT THE FUCK UP ZEP WE SENT HIM TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE ALASKA SUCKS HE'LL PROBABLY GET EATEN BY A BEAR GO BACK TO WIPING YOUR ASS WITH YOUR BARE HAND FUCKWAD
Edited By: Lord Supremo Jul 17th, 2012 at 11:36 PM
Reason: obv this is my AMARTIN impression, dunno if i'll stick with it
- Free Poker Sites
HogWild Poker
Click Here -
Replay Poker
Click Here -
Fantasy Sports
FanDuel
Over $200K in league prize pools every single day Click Here -
Recent PocketFives Awards
-
geraldocesar
$250k
May 23rd, 2013
-
-
matfrankland
$2 million
May 20th, 2013
-
Roothlus
$4 million
May 15th, 2013
-
urbanlights
Triple Crown
May 15th, 2013
-
Daily Fantasy Sports
Tweets from P5ers
constantcolorup
2013-05-23 16:00:02
Just placed my first order on @OpimianSociety after getting my cellar today, thanks grand pa!
YuriNerdguy
2013-05-23 15:50:16
@Toddasso Boaa! GL pra noss! Nos encontramos la! Abraçoss!
SirSwish6
2013-05-23 15:46:30
@Manny_D_25 get em next time
mjw006
2013-05-23 15:38:56
I swear the @GrillTeam have me feeling ill listening to all this vomiting so early in the morning... haha.
constantcolorup
2013-05-23 15:30:14
@MissGrrecia "vain as fuck" seems accurate
davidv1213
2013-05-23 15:27:49
@chadders0 thanks
SirSwish6
2013-05-23 15:12:39
@Manny_D_25 What do you do
BenSpraggs
2013-05-23 14:13:16
RT @liamdolman: Me and @sophiestaniland just had a bloody cracking meal out #topgrub http://t.co/tAil0xCp9A
Jymaster11
2013-05-23 14:09:02
@NeverScaredB Too scared to let him fly cuz he has breathing problems due to his crammed together face...he'll be in vegas tho! #roadtrip
Jymaster11
2013-05-23 14:06:10
@crzystu Yea I mean I'll just take their word for it, they don't have to show me
Jymaster11
2013-05-23 14:05:20
RT @crzystu: No idea why woman and celebrities need to take pictures of their pregnant bellies. It's not something that anyone wants to loo…
Jymaster11
2013-05-23 13:57:08
@bdbeatslayer There really isn't
RGHall
2013-05-23 13:54:56
@cyncamp uh oh?
SirSwish6
2013-05-23 13:53:13
@bdbeatslayer @Jymaster11 1st trip to jack in the box, obv
SirSwish6
2013-05-23 13:36:18
CHIP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RandALLin
2013-05-23 13:36:05
@markdoja Tyty =)
Jymaster11
2013-05-23 13:34:50
4 more days of SCOOP and 7 more days until I get to throw the orange ball around...it has been way too long #DoogieDoogieDoogie
YuriNerdguy
2013-05-23 13:29:51
@cassiopak Boa!! Essa época o online é o sonho neh??? Muita GL aqui!! Que venha o big hit!!!
YuriNerdguy
2013-05-23 13:27:07
@Dowgh_Santos @cassiopak hahahaha Valeuuu Dowghh! Vai pra la esse ano?
YuriNerdguy
2013-05-23 13:26:47
@cassiopak Putz que coisa boa escutar isso! Valeu Cassio!! Valeu msm! Sinal que o trabalho esta rendendo mtos frutos! Nos encontramoss laa??
YuriNerdguy
2013-05-23 13:22:10
@cassiopak Sim sim!! Volto só em Julho!! Ihullll
YuriNerdguy
2013-05-23 13:08:25
@GansaoPoker @vicdiass TY guysss!!! Valeuuu a torcida!!
YuriNerdguy
2013-05-23 13:06:57
Dia 29/05 já estarei nos panos do @RioCasino !!! Goooo
SirSwish6
2013-05-23 13:05:53
RT @DadBoner: Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
YuriNerdguy
2013-05-23 13:05:44
Hoje e amanhã serão meus ultimos #SCOOPs !! Pq domingo partiuuu Vegasss realizar o meu sonho!!! #Braceletime
constantcolorup
2013-05-23 13:04:26
@rh300487 haha first time I see the use of 2time? you greedy fuck
BenSpraggs
2013-05-23 12:52:26
#WatchTheRace http://t.co/i7vOC7WaQk
CraigMcCorkell
2013-05-23 12:50:47
@clyde_george Thanks buddy, good luck!
CraigMcCorkell
2013-05-23 12:50:31
@whollyflush Thanks mate! #KAPOWWWW
CraigMcCorkell
2013-05-23 12:49:34
Day 2 of #SCOOP 2k KO starting in 10 mins. 6/33
BenSpraggs
2013-05-23 12:36:03
@rickygervais Most are good people Richard. Just that tiny minority.
810ofclubs
2013-05-23 12:27:51
RT @SquidPoker: I got a SCOOP chop, Bramm got a second. Today it all about @CraigMcCorkell 6/33 in the 2k KO
SquidPoker
2013-05-23 12:01:14
RT @UpikTips: Ensure your opinions are always correct by claiming to live in the 'real world'
SquidPoker
2013-05-23 12:00:09
I got a SCOOP chop, Bramm got a second. Today it all about @CraigMcCorkell 6/33 in the 2k KO
Jymaster11
2013-05-23 11:57:38
@TayDee8 @mack3nzi3_young Prob just walking...
PocketFives Rankings
| Player | PLB | ||
|---|---|---|---|
1 |
Legenden | 8,750 Points | |
2 |
cal42688 | 8,451 Points | |
3 |
p0cket00 | 7,713 Points | |
4 |
jdpc27 | 7,673 Points | |
5 |
T 54 T 97s | 7,456 Points |
| Country | Top 20 PLB |
P5s Members |
Prev Rank |
||
| 1 |  Canada |
126071 | 2393 | 1st | |
| 2 |  Mexico |
116044 | 270 | 2nd | |
| 3 |  United Kingdom |
115790 | 2484 | 3rd | |
| 4 |  Poland |
98954 | 363 | 4th | |
| 5 |  Brazil |
95320 | 1003 | 5th |
© 2013 PocketFives.com