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  1. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:00am)

    ...I farted, it is better than the stench of some of the shit on here of as of late.

    NQTW - wow...it really has come down to sniffing a fart in the wind.

    (uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmTWITTERmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm)

  2. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:01am) in reply to fetaman

    Hay is for horses. Ffffuuuuuu black friday!!!1!11!!
  3. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:05am) in reply to norcaljeff

    I spent the 1700 I took home from AC on scratchers already.

    I am sick

    there is only one cure

    goodbye
  4. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:07am) in reply to whitealroker

    (LOL)

    awesome.

    exactly.
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  5. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:15am) in reply to fetaman

    Holy shit. Is that dog hanging off an invisible sofa?
  6. Realbigfish4 Realbigfish4 is online now

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:24am) in reply to skisteve

    WAR gets its, like few get it,
    Im not sure if it's sad, or simply shows the simplicity so many lack.
    I'd simply buy that man a drink, and some aqua sock candy, given the chance.
    I'd simply share a cold bucket at the Hideout with the nukiest nut I know, given the chance.
    I'd simply sit back, enjoy the kush, the setting sun, a double rock triple crown with the big cheese, given the chance.
    I'd simply... Enjoy the fruits, and farts, and fabbles, and friends, and freaks that free me from my fears, taking the chance.
  7. MeJahAndOmaha MeJahAndOmaha is offline doesn't talk to roommates

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:27am) in reply to Realbigfish4

    Viva Feta! Viva OT! Down with NQTW!



    gif related: its how i feel when i read a feta post... elated, overwhelmed, confused.
  8. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:31am) in reply to MeJahAndOmaha

    to tennis balls.
    and no tea bags.

    how fucking small is your dick for fucks sake?
    NQPW?

    jesus.

    OT had balls - it still has some.

    die trying, or hear the woooooosh...or wait, is the DOJ to blame for the death of intellect as well?

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  9. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:34am) in reply to MeJahAndOmaha

    amen to MJAO, RBF, P420, SKI, WAR, NCJ...represent.

    fucking pussy bullshit in OT.

    fuckin' kill me now...but I ain't given up an oxygen sucking asshole for free...kill me you fuckin meek posting fucks...come one, i promise I will cum...on the brow of your forefather's.

    i swear, one more move, and I post that pic of your dad farting on my ball's in a Howdy Doody hat...

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  10. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:37am) in reply to MeJahAndOmaha

    in fact - i am so "there" (Mary Jane Ave. & Crown Blvd, around the corner from FU St.)

    I will officially proclaim, if RBF is my trainer, and Aanato is my RBC (*rap battle coach) - I will live rap battle ANY OT-er - LIVE (*ftr, I am obv not a rap battler...but I will do this...)

    You are tart, like a fart, in your heart, you can't start.
    I got the eye of the tiger, the fist of the dragon
    Your momma's so fat, she look like a red wagon.

    yeah.
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  11. saxman saxman is online now

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:41am) in reply to fetaman

    let the man tell his story

  12. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:45am) in reply to saxman

    Good point - i would snap sing to a tune as well against anyone...tell the story.
    If you lived it, and you are not ashamed, LOL, shame, from another man?
    No I walked well, and my posts, like my shining chrome heart...
    I will run bro.
    Right to the bar, to meet three lads.
    A father, and two bright sons.
    Long may they run.

    *hb*
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  13. saxman saxman is online now

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:51am) in reply to fetaman

    sitting on a park bench, looking at little girls with bad intent.
    snot was running down his nose ...


  14. userid363 userid363 is offline Closet, found my way out

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:57am) in reply to fetaman

     
    Originally Posted by fetaman View Post

    in fact - i am so "there" (Mary Jane Ave. & Crown Blvd, around the corner from FU St.)


    yeah.


    If you were so "there" your inbox wouldn't be full
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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:58am) in reply to fetaman

     
    Originally Posted by fetaman View Post

    in fact - i am so "there" (Mary Jane Ave. & Crown Blvd, around the corner from FU St.)

    I will officially proclaim, if RBF is my trainer, and Aanato is my RBC (*rap battle coach) - I will live rap battle ANY OT-er - LIVE (*ftr, I am obv not a rap battler...but I will do this...)

    You are tart, like a fart, in your heart, you can't start.
    I got the eye of the tiger, the fist of the dragon
    Your momma's so fat, she look like a red wagon.

    yeah.

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 4:58am) in reply to Realbigfish4



  17. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:04am) in reply to MadProfesor

    U SMELL THAT?

    THAT IS NAPALM LIVING MAN...

    WE ARE ALL BIG PEOPLE NOW.

    "ummmmm, is that zinc on your face Hunter?"

    FUCK YOU, THIS IS JERRY SPEAKING, HUNTER IS IN THE OTHER ROOM EATING A SERPANTS TAIL, FUCKING A WHORE, DOING SOME WEED AND JACK...

    "ok"
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  18. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:08am) in reply to fetaman

    Love me some late nite feta.
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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:09am) in reply to Mr Galt

    feta, have you seen it?
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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:09am) in reply to Cooker

    i've always loved this guys voice and his music but my wife can't stand him (which probably means it would take 3 drinks instead of the usual 2 before she takes her clothes off).

  21. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:14am) in reply to Cooker

    yes.
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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:16am) in reply to fetaman

    Tracy never seemed to get the love



    One hit? Ha! You just missed the rest.



    Sometimes the greatest messages, the greatest feats, the greatest of the great,
    Come from the places we least expect, from the people we expect the least from,
    Sometimes the greatest triumphs, the greatest leaps forward, the greatest of the great,
    Come from the muddiest of swamps, from seemingly hopeless moments,

    Sometimes we find ourselves in awe of something, someone, some moment,
    that brings us to a new place in life, a new journey to be had.
    Never allow yourself to stop searching for those muddy, seemingly hopeless moments that you least expect yourself to be found in awe, for you might be that individual the least is expected from.
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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:20am) in reply to Realbigfish4

    ohhhh ... found out today that Carole Pope is coming to a bar in Burlington in October ... place will be full of dykes. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Think i'll go and see if i can find a switch hitter.

  24. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:22am) in reply to saxman

    Edited By: MadProfesor Sep 15th, 2012 at 05:32 AM
  25. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:24am) in reply to saxman

    In, can find two Dykes.
    We go for KoKneeSheWaaaaaaaa.
    Or two pro's post.
    Would def do this, even hire a videographer to record.
    Pre-edit price: $9.99
    Post: $19.99

    *all footage yours, can't speak for sax, mine 100% gt'd
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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:29am) in reply to fetaman

    Two dykes is always better than one
    How else do you expect to get your carrot scissored?
    I hear there's always need for a sound man, you know to bring the BOOM(mic that is),
    when filming is complete

    Two's company, three's a crowd, and four's what you bring when you want to get loud
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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:30am) in reply to Realbigfish4

     
    Originally Posted by Realbigfish4 View Post

    Tracy never seemed to get the love

    Awesome cover, and the chick is like exotically hot:

  28. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:31am) in reply to JRoth15

    passion.
    and fuck, nothing but me.

    it is one of my morning alarms for years.
    he is a genius, and like me, a poor fuck, with a single mom, and nothing.

    yeah, trust me, money is not the issue.
    health, and happiness quickly bring the shadow...

    no dark side, no, not even an eclipse...

    Edited By: fetaman Sep 15th, 2012 at 05:32 AM
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  29. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:32am) in reply to fetaman

  30. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2012 (9/15/2012 5:34am) in reply to JRoth15

    i am in love....

    (heart bursts, is she Greek?...momma would approve)
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