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    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    yooo gurl hit me up on facebook

    fa sho
  2. Welcome, enjoy your stay.
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    Originally Posted by MonkeyCowboy View Post

    I live like 20 miles south of Denton.

    I will volunteer to do a full inspection to determine gender.

    hey man, that's my girlfriend, eff off
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    Originally Posted by Dr.GHouse View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Mike_Hawke View Post




    You'll probably know how the ostrich feels after this thread is over, GL.

    Damn!

    That's why I won't fight an elephant.

    wait what?

    the elephant's dexterity with his trunk is the last thing i'm worried about if i'm fighting an elephant. i'm much more concerned with the fact that it is way bigger than me. i'm going to get stomped. not to mention his trunks. one of those things could easily impale you. and how am i even going to begin to knock it down? am i going to get a running start and just throw my body into it?

    there are way more important reasons that should prevent you from ever fighting an elephant.
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    Originally Posted by CeJeH View Post

     
    Originally Posted by arrelle View Post

     
    Originally Posted by CeJeH View Post

    u know way too much internet slang to be hot

    WTF sense does that make?

    I posted my photos in this thread. You can decide for yourself whether or not I'm pretty.

    Internet slang isnt something you just pick up on browsing a forum for a couple of days. It took me months to figure out what half the shit said on this forum meant. Most hot chicks have better things to do then browsing internet forums all day and most certainly dont spend enough time forum browsing to master all the lingo and whatnot, which u clearly have.

    I'm not trying to be a dick, but it is what it is.

    profile says that she has been a member for a few months
  6. Hei! Wilkommen!
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    Originally Posted by skankmofo View Post

    nice
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    Originally Posted by StackMyChips View Post




    WHO THE FUCK is the ugly bitch on the left?!

    that is a very impolite and wrong thing to say

    she is a very attractive young lady who quit dying her hair
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    Originally Posted by SluggerWV View Post

     
    Originally Posted by StackMyChips View Post




    WHO THE FUCK is the ugly bitch on the left?!

    that is a very impolite and wrong thing to say

    she is a very attractive young lady who quit dying her hair

    def uncalled for - pic on left is cute - esp the subtle "fu" :)
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    Originally Posted by ecugirl93 View Post

    OMG, you bastard!! You must call me now to verify that I have a very pleasant accent!! And I do NOT sound like anybody in Waterboy!! lol

    You do have a pleasant accent ecu I think

    I was kinda out of it when you called me but I think you sounded fine
  11. this thread reads sooooo much better when 29 pages are scanned in 10 mins rather than post by post.....glad I didn't open til now.... :)

    welcome to OT, come to DFW party with gregrum, etc....