Originally Posted by tommpat2000

maybe not hipster by your definition, and perhaps you are an offshoot but come on

what else do you call someone who pretends to be a serial killer because he thinks it makes him look cool

what do you call someone who brags about being addicted to oxycontin

who brags about having trash in their freezer

who brags about having extremely odd sexual fantasies

and who constantly tries to reinforce this image at any point possible?

and obv you are different irl, i sure hope so, but you come off as a try hard has to be different to be original and cool,

like you would start crying if kevin spacey told you that you were normal

what do you call someone like that?

1. Actually, a bunch of retards started claiming that I "must be a serial killer in real life" way back in 2006/2007 when I first started posting in OT a lot, because they thought that my general interest in morbid things/morbid humor/horror movies must mean that I'm an actual serial killer in real life. So, at first I kept telling them "No... no... I'm not a serial killer. If you actually think _______ thing that I posted makes you so sure I'm a serial killer, then basically every horror movie director ever must also be a serial killer, by that line of thought." Of course, they ignored this and continued to constantly insinuate over and over and over and over and over and over and over that I must be a serial killer. So, eventually I gave up and told them that obv I really am a serial killer and just jokingly "confirmed their suspicions" due to being so blown away/lolville'd by how some of them ACTUALLY really seriously thought that I was one just based on my sense of humor that some of them had grossly misinterpreted. It's sort of like how everyone kept calling scha a child molester/person who goes after pre-teens/9 year olds etc over and over after he admitted to kissing a 16 year old in a random post one time or something, so eventually after they did it over and over and over and wouldn't stop, he quenched their retarded accusations by jokingly just giving in and pretending that that's what he is, and posting things like "I would capture them" in a thread that asks about what you would do if you saw a lost 9 year old crying on the sidewalk etc, lol.

2. If it is humanly possible to do more of an exact OPPOSITE of a brag about being addicted to something, then I don't know what it would be but... I have written 2,000 word long posts on MULTIPLE occasions explaining very carefully about why I take oxycodone when people kept constantly bringing it up out of nowhere over and over whenever I was posting about something that had nothing to do with that, and why I think it totally fucking sucks that I have to take it, and wish I didn't have to, and how tolerance/dependence works, and what a chronic pain disorder is, and how careful I am with taking only the lowest possible dose I can to alleviate the pain, but no more than that, and so on and so forth, over and over, out of incredible frustration of people's accusations that I'm a "junkie" on those numerous occasions where people kept hopping into my threads to randomly tell me to "go pop more pills", unprovoked, in threads I made that had nothing to do with pills/anything. If ever there was a person who was more pissed off about people calling them a "junkie" it's me. This would have been incredibly fucking obvious to you if you had ever ACTUALLY taken the time to read those long ass posts I've written explaining myself in those threads where the topic of my oxycodone use gets brought up (by others), where people call me a junkie or say things like "Go pop some more oxy pills brah" or similar annoying shit in a thread I make that has nothing to do with oxy. It's pretty infuriating.

3. I wouldn't call it a brag, so much as it just genuinely had gotten to the point that my apartment was so messy (as a result of me not being physically able to leave my apartment/do physical activity for an extremely long extended period of time just prior to me taking those pics) that I thought it was actually pretty funny and decided to take some pics of it before I cleaned it all up, since one of the female OTers had once made a post that said something like "This is what I think bfactor's apartment probably looks like inside:" (and had a pic of some absurdly messy apartment), so, I thought it ewould be funny to post a pic of what my actual apartment looked like inside, since, as a result of an unfortunately sequence of events, it had actually gotten to being just about exactly how that person had guessed it looked like. If this makes me a hipster, then I dunno what to say, lol.

4. Again, it's not really a brag, and more importantly, it's not a hipster trait to be a voyeur. Rather, it's just something I am really into in real life (voyeurism), and so since it's something I'm passionate about and love very deeply, I like to share it with everyone, in hopes that other secret voyeurs out there might enjoy it, and occasionally pm me to discuss voyeur porn/voyeur things with me, and share good voyeur sites that haven't been shut down by the fbi yet to go dl/save to the computer before they get shut down etc. Plus, people generally just seem to get a kick out of a good voyeurism story, and I generally enjoy telling a good voyeur story, so, I don't see the problem. Apparently you do tho, apparently it's extremely hipsterish lol.

I dunno man, I mean, I guess I can see why you have this incredibly off base hypothesis, and I guess there's no way I could ever prove to you that I'm not a hipster, but I'm just laughing my ass off here at the mere thought of it, cuz of how truly exact polar opposite of being a hipster I am, like, it just couldn't even get further from it if you searched for days on end in a crowded place looking for a person who was totally non-hipster/regular.

Sigh, such misunderstood aments

Speaking of The Waste Land, if you shop at Wasteland, you very well may be a hipster

 

Originally Posted by bfactor

I dunno man, I mean, I guess I can see why you have this incredibly off base hypothesis, and I guess there's no way I could ever prove to you that I'm not a hipster, but I'm just laughing my ass off here at the mere thought of it, cuz of how truly exact polar opposite of being a hipster I am, like, it just couldn't even get further from it if you searched for days on end in a crowded place looking for a person who was totally non-hipster/regular.

Sigh, such misunderstood aments

again, maybe not hipster, and talking more about bfactor rather than you as a person

but that whole post just reinforces what I already said, especially the quoted part

Im not hating, it just seems very hypocritical of you to hate on people who think being different and original is cool

im sure if you had a bunch of people cop your style here, you would change it so you are super special again

The thing is, you seem to assume that my "goal" with my thoughts (whatever that means) is for them to be as weird as possible. And, while I can see why you might think that, the truth is as simple as this:

I think about all sorts of things, just like anyone else. However, as a result of being basically a prisoner in my own home, since I can't ever leave the house as a result of certain medical problems, I am stuck either by myself or with my extremely ultra super duper conservative mom/aunt all day every day, forever.

As a result, I am basically only ever able to chat about things that are socially acceptable with them. I never get to induldge myself in any of the fun, juicy topics that I happen to think about throughout the day. This is, as you would imagine, INCREDIBLY fucking boring.

Fortunately, there's a website called www.pocketfives.com where I can go chat about any and all of the socially un-acceptable topic I happen to be thinking about in real life at that particular moment in time, and enjoy the guilty pleasure of doing such a thing, without having to deal with my mom not being able to look me in the eyes anymore if I were to talk to her about some of the sorts of things I get to post/chat about on here.

Now, for someone who is hellbent on hating me/thinking I'm a hipster/someone who's main goal is just to desperately try to be super unique or whatever, (the way you view me), every time I make a thread or post of that sort, you just file it into your head as being more proof to reinforce your perception of me in that way.

However, in reality, I am just enjoying finally get to talk about all these fun taboo topics with other humans, since in real life I am deprived of the opportunities to chat about those sorts of things with other people that are okay with chatting about those types of things, since I can't just chat about it with coworkers in the bathroom/water cooler at work, since I don't go to work, or classmates at school, since I don't go to school, or friends (with the exception of the times that they come over to my house to visit me), since I can't go outside my house to gatherings/parties/the movies/anything anymore.

If you were in my situation, you might be shocked to discover that things would begin to unfold a lot like this for you as well. It's just basic human psychology. When a whole like half of all your thoughts has to keep getting held in all the time, since you are stuck in this fucked up environmental setting that I am unfortunately stuck in against my own will, you too would quench that portion of your thoughts by finding a place to have human interaction about those thoughts without getting in trouble for it (OT).

Oh well

DsdsfsqwOmg I'm @ a bar (with a cute 18 y/o from my class, fuck you if you want pics) and there is a fucking hipster at a table here.

He has on, black boots, skinny black jeans, a white 80s band tshirt, and a black 80s hate with the flat bill flipped upwards.

Oh and he has on weezer glasses and a big red beard.


Oomg fuck you!

Did I mention there is a fairly hot asian woman at my new job, and I may have gotten caught in a costanza cleavage moment yesterday?

not really explainable in a clip

but the NBC executives daughter had some massive cleavage showing, she was like a teenager, and george got caught looking

they later had to use elaine to prove to this guy that you dont have a choice when clevage enters your line of sight, you have to look at it

she was ripping on me for coming in from smoking (her desk is temporarily right next to front door) and stopped me and was like awww, you smoke and stopped me on way in door. I was like yea unfortunately, and she said something about how she used to. so i had to turn around and head back towards her desk, if only to hear her better because i am half deaf and she has strong ass accent.

So she is sitting down and im standing right next to her but above. I mean im short, but with her sitting down and being fairly small when i tried to make eye contact her tits were like litereally right below her eyes. Did my best but seriously what can you do, i suck at eye contact anyways because im so right eye dominant it fucks me up to try to look at someones eyes with both of mine looking at both of theirs

so yea, busted but she didnt seem to mind

Lol, it's times like these that I wish you were more of a voyeur-perv. Oh the things I would do to my laptop monitor if you PM'd me pics of her... :( lol

 

Originally Posted by XXEDPXX

i would say tommpat goes out of his way to stick out and be different just as much as bfactor. he just uses the hate everything technique. he even did it in this very thread cause thats what he does. its a persona he tries to perpetaute. pretty ironic on his part i must say that he would accuse someone of trying to sell an image when he does the same exact thing but just uses a different angle.

You kind of do that exact thing that you just accused tommpat of though, in a lot of threads. Lol.

I guess, in the end, all of us are attention whoresluts when shit comes down to shit, in our own special hipsterish little ways hahaha. Oh wells. So maybe at the end of the day we all kinda suck (with the exception of perhaps giga and randomfrost, but other than that, hardly anyone is immune from occasional moments of suckage). But that's okay, it's not the end of the world, cuz what's the worst that can happen. Someone facepalms themself and write "what a loser..." and then it's over with and in the next thread, all is good and happy again, and you get to enjoy funny/enjoyable things happening in whatever random thread. That's what's fun about OT. If it were real life, you just made an enemy, and that person is gonna go diss you behind your back now and all sorts of shit. In OT, the same thing happens, except it doesn't really end up mattering much lol, so it's like, meh.

hating hipsters just makes them spawn faster

 

Originally Posted by bfactor

You kind of do that exact thing that you just accused tommpat of though, in a lot of threads. Lol.

I guess, in the end, all of us are attention whoresluts when shit comes down to shit, in our own special hipsterish little ways hahaha. Oh wells. So maybe at the end of the day we all kinda suck (with the exception of perhaps giga and randomfrost, but other than that, hardly anyone is immune from occasional moments of suckage). But that's okay, it's not the end of the world, cuz what's the worst that can happen. Someone facepalms themself and write "what a loser..." and then it's over with and in the next thread, all is good and happy again, and you get to enjoy funny/enjoyable things happening in whatever random thread. That's what's fun about OT. If it were real life, you just made an enemy, and that person is gonna go diss you behind your back now and all sorts of shit. In OT, the same thing happens, except it doesn't really end up mattering much lol, so it's like, meh.

its different though. he broke the fourth wall originally and i was forced to make him realize he is a character in this play also. im not denying i dont have a role

 

Originally Posted by Lenail

I LOL at this hipsters thread, ty Bfacor !!

Do you really thing we should do something against them ?? Yesterday around mid-night at my GF place they were a neighbor fighting his GL very bad, should someone have done something even though he didn't seems to have an hipsterish styled ??

yes. something against thems you should do. its your girls friends this ams not your friends fathers no? or ya?