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  1. So I was on my way home tonight from talkin some poker and shootin the shit at champs. I get the to the light to turn onto my street and it turns green I turn left guy blows through the red light and smashes into my driver side. In the time it took my car to stop spinning and me to even realize what was going on he was driving away as fast as his piece of shit green 4 door something would allow him to go. Unfortunately that's all I could see in what seemed like the 2 seconds that it happened. So I'm calling out to the OT detectives for some ideas on catching this mother fucker, obviously the police aren't going to do much. Also had a witness stop but they didn't catch the lisence plate or make and model either.(I run that bad at life)

    Ideas I have so far:

    Call shops in the area
    Take out a newpaper add offering a reward
    Call places on the street to ask if they have any video footage

    Would prefer a couple hours in a room with no doors with the guy but putting him in a nice cell for a while will suffice

    A little OT magic advice juan time?

    .............................................

    I went out around the surrounding neighborhoods this morning and found the car and got the lisence plate number. I call the police investigation department and they basically tell me fuck you we aren't doing shit because you can't identify the driverand the prosecutor won't take on the case. They have pieces of the vehicle it can easily be proven that it's the car that hit me. I said so had I died you couldn't do anything because I couldn't identify the driver...He said "Well you aren't dead are you" Fuckin asshat..So I call my lawyer and he calls the prosecutors office and they obviously agree that we have enough to file charges. Going to take pictures of vehicle for the prosecutors office will update later on. Would love to just knock on the cock suckers door and handle it myself but that doesn't get my car paid for unfortunately.

    Any ideas on how I can make this guys life a living hell legally?
    Edited By: dUnnR Dec 6th, 2010 at 08:48 PM
    Reason: Fuck the police
     
  2. Pics of female witness?
  3. Was it by a gas station or anywhere else that might have surveillance?
  4.  
    Originally Posted by LarsonLarsen View Post

    Pics of female witness?

    She was probably 12 and with her father..no pics

     
    Originally Posted by budo09 View Post

    Was it by a gas station or anywhere else that might have surveillance?

    There's a church on the corner but other than that no...There are gas stations about a half a mile down the road in the direction he was going but I have no idea how long he stayed on that road.
     
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  5.  
    Originally Posted by dUnnR View Post

    She was probably 12 and with her father..no pics


    There's a church on the corner but other than that no...There are gas stations about a half a mile down the road in the direction he was going but I have no idea how long he stayed on that road.

    Worth a try?
  6. Put a nice comment on his PTR


  7. this is how I'd play it
    Edited By: AMARTIN1181 Dec 5th, 2010 at 07:22 AM
  8. needs cliffnotes imo i was too drunk to read anything
  9. Yeah I like the offering a reward in the newspaper. If you put a high enough bounty on his head, you're gonna get him.
  10. why wont the police do much?
  11. What about those intersection red-light cams that they have to give people tickets for running through red lights?

    I dunno what it's like where you live, but where I am, there's one of those cams on a lot of the intersections around here.

    You should go look if there is one of those cams on the lights over that intersection, and if there is, then call the city and tell them what happened and ask if they can help you see his shit.

    Keep in mind, these redlight cameras are pretty small/lots of n00bs don't even notice them, so, even if you don't see one there, just call the city anyway just to make sure.
  12. i'd fuck me
    Edited By: ericINtheX Dec 5th, 2010 at 09:18 AM
    Reason: no more lotion
  13. Ummm, call me crazy but I'd call the cops if you haven't already done so. I'm sure they can do sweeps of auto shops in the area. It shouldn't be hard to find out who did it if you know the color of the car. I'd say if the car hit you with the front of their car it'd be easy to spot a green car going into a shop with major front end damage.

    Then again last time I was involved in something like this I actually had the entire license plate and the cops still didn't do shit.
  14. I like how no one has even asked how OP is doing...Any whiplash yet?
     
  15.  
    Originally Posted by sanzard View Post

    I like how no one has even asked how OP is doing...Any whiplash yet?

    This post made me realize sue rhymes with jew, don't ask me how I came to that conclusion tho.
    Edited By: CamelFan.420 Dec 5th, 2010 at 09:53 AM
    Reason: 2 not up
  16. how much damage was done to car?
  17.  
    Originally Posted by Hughes4 View Post

    Put a nice comment on his PTR

    I lol'd
  18. Call all the body shops in the area as well. Follow it up by faxing a note to them about it - they will be pretty hesitant to work on a car they know was in a hit-n-run once they have been notified in writing. I assume the cops will do this as well (calling), but will not hurt to take some initiative just in case - cops can be pretty damn lazy.

    Sucks that this happened to you - here's a Carlton moment to help you through your pain:

  19.  
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    Ummm, call me crazy but I'd call the cops if you haven't already done so. I'm sure they can do sweeps of auto shops in the area. It shouldn't be hard to find out who did it if you know the color of the car. I'd say if the car hit you with the front of their car it'd be easy to spot a green car going into a shop with major front end damage.

    Then again last time I was involved in something like this I actually had the entire license plate and the cops still didn't do shit.

    You had the license plate number and you couldn't find the guy from a hit and run. I have found people for lesser offenses, screw the cops fix the issue yourself.
  20. I feel for you man. People who hit and run are the scum of the earth.

    You may be able to narrow down the search based on the color. Was it bright green? Forest green? Not a lot of car companies have produced vehicles in green in the past 10-15 years. The OT minds work best with every relevant fact. Here's what we know:

    - 4 door vehicle
    - green
    - female driver (obviously this is assumed based on the nature of the accident. Women are horrible drivers)
  21. How recently did the light change? I got hit when turning left on a green arrow, as the light had just changed, and was deemed 50% by entering the intersection when it was unsafe to do so, as I apparently did not give time to allow the person to drive through the red light.
  22.  
    Originally Posted by Spiltbongwater View Post

    How recently did the light change? I got hit when turning left on a green arrow, as the light had just changed, and was deemed 50% by entering the intersection when it was unsafe to do so, as I apparently did not give time to allow the person to drive through the red light.


    That's insane, although I've always thought there should be laws in place that force drivers who aren't at fault to at least try to avoid accidents. If a vehicle is driving down the wrong lane of a two-lane highway, and you spot see him coming at you from over 500 feet away, and you stubbornly drive straight at him because "he's in violation of the law" some of the responsibility falls on you.

    I'm not saying that's what happened in your case Spilt, but that made me think of it.
  23.  
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    What about those intersection red-light cams that they have to give people tickets for running through red lights?

    I dunno what it's like where you live, but where I am, there's one of those cams on a lot of the intersections around here.

    You should go look if there is one of those cams on the lights over that intersection, and if there is, then call the city and tell them what happened and ask if they can help you see his shit.

    Keep in mind, these redlight cameras are pretty small/lots of n00bs don't even notice them, so, even if you don't see one there, just call the city anyway just to make sure.

    I couldn't see one last night but it was dark so I guess it's possible...The light was just put in less than 2 weeks ago too

     
    Originally Posted by Spiltbongwater View Post

    How recently did the light change? I got hit when turning left on a green arrow, as the light had just changed, and was deemed 50% by entering the intersection when it was unsafe to do so, as I apparently did not give time to allow the person to drive through the red light.

    I was stopped at the red light and went on green so pretty recent but I had a witness so I think I'm good there.

     
    Originally Posted by RichardHurtz View Post

    You had the license plate number and you couldn't find the guy from a hit and run. I have found people for lesser offenses, screw the cops fix the issue yourself.

     
    Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post

    why wont the police do much?

    They took the pieces of the front end and he pretty much told me there wasn't much they could do and the chances of them finding him was pretty slim

     
    Originally Posted by sanzard View Post

    I like how no one has even asked how OP is doing...Any whiplash yet?

    I'm good, suprisingly not sore no whiplash yet...Just a bruised neck from the side airbag
     
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  24.  
    Originally Posted by dUnnR View Post

    They took the pieces of the front end and he pretty much told me there wasn't much they could do and the chances of them finding him was pretty slim

    Did they say anything about doing a sweep of autobody shops? I know if you're in Columbus, there's probably a TON, so it'd be damn near impossible to do yourself.

    And I'm not sure how the reward in the paper would work...most of the time you pay by the size of the ad (or by # of words), so what kind of pertinent info could you put in it to even have a chance of finding someone with info?

    Would you just post that a reward will be given to anybody who helps find a green 4-door with a smashed up front passenger side? What if he already got it fixed?
  25. Worst part about this whole situation is that I just bought this car 2 weeks ago from a friend (2005 Acura TL) and I haven't even gotten the title yet. On my old car I only had liability b/c I didn't feel it was worth enough to have comprehensive and I guess I never expected a situation like this to happen. Semi good news is that my buddy that I got this car from still has insurance on it so that may cover it, I'm hoping. I'm thinking minimum 5k in damage that I really don't want to shell out of pocket.

     
    Originally Posted by JRoth15 View Post

    Did they say anything about doing a sweep of autobody shops? I know if you're in Columbus, there's probably a TON, so it'd be damn near impossible to do yourself.

    And I'm not sure how the reward in the paper would work...most of the time you pay by the size of the ad (or by # of words), so what kind of pertinent info could you put in it to even have a chance of finding someone with info?

    Would you just post that a reward will be given to anybody who helps find a green 4-door with a smashed up front passenger side? What if he already got it fixed?

    No I was thinking just posting the description and where it happened and shooting for someone he told to possibly turn him in...He obviously has to tell someone and there may have been more than one person in the car I don't know.
     
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  26.  
    Originally Posted by dUnnR View Post

    No I was thinking just posting the description and where it happened and shooting for someone he told to possibly turn him in...He obviously has to tell someone and there may have been more than one person in the car I don't know.

    Gotcha...guess that'd have a chance. What time did this happen at?

    Are we assuming that whoever hit you was probably drunk since it was on a Saturday night?
  27.  
    Originally Posted by JRoth15 View Post

    Gotcha...guess that'd have a chance. What time did this happen at?

    Are we assuming that whoever hit you was probably drunk since it was on a Saturday night?

    It was about 10:30pm but the guy being drunk is very possible
     
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  28. Uninsured motorist coverage. You got it?
  29.  
    Originally Posted by Willywoo View Post

    Uninsured motorist coverage. You got it?

    Nope :(
     
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  30. It's the best coverage to get because it protects you from others while regular insurance mostly protects others from you.

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