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i'm pondering a feast, and i'm pretty sure its gonna involve homeade alfredo sauce
i'm sure I could google and find out... but how does OT get it done?
i'm gonna cut the masturbation/semen jokes off at the pass.... so gl with any other humorous anecdotes -
oregano, milk, cream, parmegan cheese, shreaded mozzerela. I really have no idea but thats how i think it would be done
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Lots of butter (unsalted, add salt after to taste)
Heavy Cream
Lots of Parmasean Cheese (I like to use the blend that has parm reggiano, romano,etc)
a little pepper (white) -
I just use butter, cream, parmesan, parsley, and a little garlic.
Really easy to make. Just melt the butter, add the cream, then thrown in the garlic, parsley and parmesan after that.
Fattening as hell, but good. Enjoy! -
<H3 align=center><SPAN>Not really alfreado sauce, but close enough. Will post one for Chicken Fettucine after this one. </SPAN><SPAN> </SPAN><SPAN>
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Crawfish Fettuccine</H3>
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1-1/2 cups margarine
3 medium onions, finely chopped
2 medium bell peppers, finely chopped
¼ cup all-purpose flour
4 tbsps. dehydrated parsley
3 pounds crawfish tails
1 pint half and half cream
1 pound Velveeta cheese, cut into small pieces
2 tsps. jalapeno relish
2 cloves garlic, minced
Salt, red and black pepper, to taste
1 pound fettuccine noodles, cooked
Parmesan cheese (for sprinkling)
<SPAN> </SPAN>Melt butter in large saucepan: add onions and bell pepper.<SPAN> </SPAN>Cook, covered, until tender, about 15 to 20 minutes.<SPAN> </SPAN>Stir often to prevent sticking.<SPAN> </SPAN>Add parsley and crawfish tails.<SPAN> </SPAN>Cook, covered for 15 minutes, stirring often.
<SPAN> </SPAN><SPAN> </SPAN>Add cream, cheese, relish, garlic, salt and pepper.<SPAN> </SPAN>Cover and cook on low heat 30 minutes, stirring occasionally.
<SPAN> </SPAN>Cook fettuccine according to package directions.<SPAN> </SPAN>Mix crawfish mixture and noodles thoroughly.
<SPAN> </SPAN><SPAN> </SPAN>Pour mixture into 2 (3 quart) greased casseroles.<SPAN> </SPAN>Sprinkle top with parmesan cheese.<SPAN> </SPAN>
<SPAN> </SPAN>Bake in a preheated 350 degree oven for 15 – 20 minutes, until heated through. -
Can't put my hands on it right now, but here is an EXCELLENT recipe for Chicken Florentine, better than Alfredo - serve it with fresh steamed veggies, and parsley potatoes - yummmmmmm!
<H3>Chicken Florentine</H3>
5 bags fresh baby spinach (or 3 packages frozen, chopped spinach)
½ stick butter
1 medium onion, chopped
3 cloves garlic, chopped
16 ounces Monterrey pepper jack cheese
4 ounces American cheese
¼ cup flour
16 ounces heavy whipping cream
Salt and red pepper to taste
1 large can plain artichokes, drained and chopped, (optional)
<SPAN> </SPAN>Cook spinach according to directions.<SPAN> </SPAN>Drain and squeeze out all excess liquid.<SPAN> </SPAN>Melt butter in large pot.<SPAN> </SPAN>Sauté onions and garlic.<SPAN> </SPAN>Add seasoning.<SPAN> </SPAN>Mix well.<SPAN> </SPAN>Add flour, stirring over low heat.<SPAN> </SPAN>Stir in cream.<SPAN> </SPAN>Blend well.<SPAN> </SPAN>Add all of the cheese.<SPAN> </SPAN>Stir and mix well.<SPAN> </SPAN>Stir in spinach and artichokes.<SPAN> </SPAN>This mixture freezes well and also makes and outstanding dip!
<SPAN> </SPAN>Four grilled chicken breasts that have been cooked on the BBQ pit or
(I usually season the chicken and cook it in a skillet with 1 tbsp. olive and 1 clove chopped garlic).
<SPAN> </SPAN>Top your chicken with the spinach mixture.<SPAN> </SPAN>Serve with corn and French bread. -
1 cup heavy cream
3 tbsp butter (not margarine)
1 minced clove of garlic
15 tsp Elmer's School Glue
1 bicycle tire
1 quart 20W-50 synthetic motor oil
3.5 orangutan nipples
After bringing the cream, butter, glue and Castrol Syntec to a boil, add the garlic, tire and nipples. Simmer on low heat for 45 minutes.
AFTER THAT, ADD ONE GALLON OF SEMEN. -
PM El Burro for his Baby Gravy recipe also imo.
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el burro is a man amongst boys








