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  1. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is offline Prefers Dark Meat

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 6:54am)

    im so in love, so deep in love. met and Fucked Hooker #19 tonight. ZOMG

    so just getting home at 6, bored/horny as shit.. been doin the porn thing all week, so like fuck it, let me get on backpage and see what is up.. now there is an art to that as most people know on here. Personally i look for GFE only and multiples. Most women that do those service are true artists of thier profession and arent out for the quick buck. its also a way to get away from the cops/pimps.. plus i look for ones with email and text and key words and such.. so email this fine fine black chick and she tells me a checkpoint to go to.. take shower, let out the dog of the girl thats gone and get on my way. i only took my CC and took out 200 cash and it didnt have much a limit, so basically if i got robbed i would only be down 2 bills.. all valuables left at ol girls house. Brought some beers, got to crib (upscale place in Diego)..

    Here is where it gets kray. now im fairly nervous as im knocking on the door cause ive only had a couple beers and there is always a chance shit could go awry. Even when not, it rarely ever turns out better than a B+ experience. Well today my friends, i am glad to tell you we are talking 4.0 baby..

    she answers door, literally a legit 9 spot on anyones grading curve (mine a 12.. a fucking 12).. says come this way please.. leads me to room. after entering room, i go to put the beers on the dresser, and she grabs my hand, turns me around and me go into a little DFK.. she grabs my nuts soft as fuck KFG style, tickes, undoes the belt all sexy (my fav) and then goes to town slurp, DT and all that jazz. a good 6 or 7 min of that, unreal and she stops, asks me to crack open the beers and we talk for a bit (btw she drinks out of mine not hers).. after a few min of chat, she says you wanted multiples right.. i said yeah.. she goes back down on Johnny red and spits, gags (mine aint that big, so def for effect but that shit was double kray).. so im like does bitch want me to CIM or no? so i throw out a minnow and say i think im gonna come soon.. she keeps making out with my wang, going like a champ so i say yep im gonna shoot right now.. my moan maker 8 hole right in the fucking throat. swallows up, we make out a bit.. finish beers

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    she says so you wanna fuck. i say not before i eat that pussy. she says how bout we do 69 cause i wanna suck your dick.. basically i pre-cummed right there. so we do that. i lick up her balloon tie a bit, then back to her pretty pussy, and then back to cinnamon ring. by now, im honestly so happy, i couldnt even begin to think about cumming. so I say in my Zach and Miri voice (let us Fuck) and she rides RCG.. perfect ass, only flaw was smallish tits, but my nigs never usually are good there so whatevs.. did that for a few, then i go doggy.. she throws condo off, gag fucks my moan maker with her cock holster for a few, gets me long and very hard.. then says i want you to fuck me till you nut.. i throw on another baby preventer, and just literally fucked my best ever.. Think jack morris no hitter. thats how i was. came, hunched over, held her from the back deangelofirs style for a couple, drank another beer, made out and went on my way.

    Im still in awe, cant believe what just happened. Like wow. dude, my wife is a good fuck, and i always fuck down, but this bitch was kray. Black Giiirls.. Gone Wild.

    felix navi dad.

    edit.. although some of you think this is a joke, im probably not showering till monday. i like the smell on my balls to still be there hopefully.. guess its like dudes stealing panties or whatever after a kill. ill even do a scratch and throw jaybone a sniff when hes least expecting for him to verify. All i do is win
    Edited By: Sweetness777 Jan 28th, 2012 at 06:56 AM
  2. BRm34eva BRm34eva is offline

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 6:56am) in reply to Sweetness777

  3. P0KERDUUDE P0KERDUUDE is offline

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 6:59am) in reply to BRm34eva

     

    my moan maker 8 hole right in the fucking throat. swallows up, we make out a bit.. finish beers

     
  4. Sandman_Good Sandman_Good is online now

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:02am) in reply to P0KERDUUDE

    If this is winning..then I must be doing something wrong.
  5. Kiribato Kiribato is offline

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:02am) in reply to Sandman_Good

    eating a hooker's pussy is not on my bucket list
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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:06am) in reply to Kiribato



    WP sweetness
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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:08am) in reply to bluefront

    pics?
  8. Edub Edub is offline

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:09am) in reply to Gambo

    What general area is this upscale abode in?
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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:10am) in reply to Kiribato

     
    Originally Posted by Kiribato View Post

    eating a hooker's pussy is not on my bucket list

    this tho
     1
  10. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:10am) in reply to Shrubbery

  11. SlapNPickle SlapNPickle is offline

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:16am) in reply to Stynsty71

    Would read again.

    In fact, I think I will right now.
  12. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:17am) in reply to SlapNPickle

    This guy called me on his way back and it was like talking to a child on christmas morning.

    I knew he was going to post this, since he was so excited, and i knew everyone would hate on him. As you should. He isnt fucking normal lol. But thats his thing, so I cant hate.
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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:20am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    "but my nigs never usually are good there so whatevs", is about as classic as it gets.
  14. phish42O phish42O is offline

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:21am) in reply to norab

  15. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:27am) in reply to Sweetness777

     
    Originally Posted by Sweetness777 View Post

    she says so you wanna fuck. i say not before i eat that pussy.

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:36am) in reply to kellykip

    i got hard reading that...i also love colored chicks...and hookers
  17. Mrs. Robinson Mrs. Robinson is offline frobacca

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:42am) in reply to Jsup

    oh my.
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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:45am) in reply to Kiribato

     
    Originally Posted by Kiribato View Post

    eating a hooker's pussy is not on my bucket list

    this as well as making out after cumming in her mouth.
     
  19. twopairsofones twopairsofones is offline

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:45am) in reply to quietwinner

  20. SaulGood SaulGood is online now SPAGETT

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:46am) in reply to twopairsofones

    even your standard hookerlover cant like the thought of willingly eating smelly hookerpussy
     
  21. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:46am) in reply to Mrs. Robinson

    Eating out a hooker has to be bad for your health.

    Also, 200 for multiples, bbbj, cim and daty is a steal. If she's a 9 she's short charging herself greatly.
    Edited By: Niceguy Jan 28th, 2012 at 07:49 AM
  22. FistFights FistFights is offline

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:48am) in reply to Niceguy

    wait so this dude cheats on his wife im confused.. or is this an open relationship type thing. and whats with the making out after blowing your load in her mouth. thats some busch league nasty shit. i dont want to do anything after nutting let alone tasting my own man jam. and fuck eating a hooker pussy.. you took it to the next level and you ate the butthole. im frankly appalled
    Edited By: FistFights Jan 28th, 2012 at 07:49 AM
  23. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:51am) in reply to FistFights

    This thread is missing pics. This was from the link sweetness sent me. On my phone so i had to add the cake to cover her number so you tools wont go nuts.



    If she wasnt a hooker, id be jealous.
  24. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is offline Prefers Dark Meat

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:53am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    LOL you guys are nuts. seriously its not that bad. im not gonna say ive done it everytime ive boned the other victims, but ive done it a few times and this right here was top top.. i mean it was just literally a perfect pussy/ass. she was like a mixed lady to be exact, more caramel dominican type i guess.

    as far as the snowballing thing, i mean ive had fatties who gave me bjs and i always felt bad and snowballed after.. but that shit was gross and i was just a retard. this shit was like pass-downed horchata.. i dont know if skinny hot bitches digest that shit alot faster but i mean i didnt really taste my semen, just like a pixie stick type flavor if anything. it was great

    lastly, i think im about to make a big step, but need to sleep on it. i might make her my exclusive hooker for my remaining three years here. i mean it was only 2 bills, and she was hot. i hate not testing out the other fish in the sea, but i mean when you got one, you have to hold on right.. when you know, you know.
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  25. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:55am) in reply to Sweetness777

    That ShyAnne chick is pretty yummy. Is that the one?

    Oh, I guess not.
    Edited By: Autolobotomist Jan 28th, 2012 at 07:55 AM
  26. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is offline Prefers Dark Meat

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:59am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Eating out a hooker has to be bad for your health.

    Also, 200 for multiples, bbbj, cim and daty is a steal. If she's a 9 she's short charging herself greatly.

    exactly man.. thats what i was trying to tell jaybone, but it was like talking to a 5 year old cause he doesnt understand the deal i got/product.. especially in this city, i mean 300 i was expecting. that was the thing, i was totally content to jackoff, but i was just browsing to see if i found a deal.. honestly man, she is a keeper. its like i feel like i want to do it again in a couple days, just to really seal the deal and become a reg so i can be grandfathered into the prices. tbh, i didnt eat the pussy as good as i could have. the whole time i was like, zomg and just unfocused. i was like a cat looking at yarn.. i couldnt figure out where i wanted to go, because i still knew i was on some sort of time limit and i wanted to ride all the rides before the park closed ya know.
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  27. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 8:01am) in reply to Sweetness777

    Jaybone severely underestimates how small the escort world is.

    She's been found and she is absolutely gorgeous. Gotta love mulatto chicks.
  28. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is offline Prefers Dark Meat

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 8:04am) in reply to Niceguy

    I know, sigh. What a dick
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  29. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 8:06am) in reply to kellykip

    Not digging the painted eyebrows.

  30. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 8:08am) in reply to Autolobotomist

    I mean, if you know the hooker world, he basically gave it away anyway.

    And shes a hooker that already put her pic and number on the web ffs. I just did that so every person wouldnt have her number easily.

    P.s. no clue how auto got the full pic.
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