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Hot Lesbians just make my head assplode

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  1. Oh Rale Oh Rale is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 4:22pm)







  2. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 4:24pm) in reply to Oh Rale

    Dont get me wrong, lesbians of cool. But I would much rather watch some chick get railed that to beat off to some lesbo action.

    Plus, if I ever meet two hot lesbians... what fun is that? Dont they prefer vagina? Id be stuck in the corner beating off.

    Thats no fun. Well... unless youre El Burro.
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 4:26pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    i agree with jay

    And I know it would seem obv but a NSFW in the thread title would be nice.
  4. sponge1430 sponge1430 is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 4:31pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Dont get me wrong, lesbians of cool. But I would much rather watch some chick get railed that to beat off to some lesbo action.

    we get it...you like the cawk
  5. Mad_Nervous Mad_Nervous is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 4:36pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Men who watch man on woman porn instead of girl on girl porn actually produce more sperm. It has to do with the want to compete with other males. Manswers ftw.
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 4:51pm) in reply to Mad_Nervous

    [ ] OPs pics are lesbians
  7. Luho Luho is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 5:02pm) in reply to Oh Rale

     
    Originally Posted by Oh Rale View Post

    Them be some hoes
     
  8. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 5:03pm) in reply to Luho

     
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    Them be some hoes

    looks like Sweetness' dream friday night.
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 5:29pm) in reply to Sandman_Good

     
    Originally Posted by Sandman_Good View Post

    [ ] OPs pics are lesbians

    What I was thinking. Models. Attention whores. Bi's at most.

    But yeah, actually hot lipstick lesbians make my head explode too.
  10. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 5:36pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Dont get me wrong, lesbians of cool. But I would much rather watch some chick get railed that to beat off to some lesbo action.

    Depends - if the lesbian porno has a chick really gettin down, like some real ass eating or spitting in her mouth while the other chick is calling her a dirty slut, then I take that. If it is that really reluctant lesbo action (and we can all tell damn well when that's happening on film), then I'd rather see the chick get railed.
  11. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 5:36pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    looks like Sweetness' dream friday night.

    Seems like a pretty damn good friday for anyone?
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 5:38pm) in reply to Hateflops

     
  13. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 5:46pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    Dammit Spanky - I'm at work, but dying to press play, while staring at the Greek chick at the other end of the office.

    Oh, and your pop-up video for porno movies idea is fucking brilliant
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 5:47pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Dont get me wrong, lesbians of cool. But I would much rather watch some chick get railed that to beat off to some lesbo action.

    Plus, if I ever meet two hot lesbians... what fun is that? Dont they prefer vagina? Id be stuck in the corner beating off.

    Thats no fun. Well... unless youre El Burro.

    lol wtfff
  15. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 5:57pm) in reply to kellykip

    surreptitious (or blatant) pics of greek chick?
  16. Oh Rale Oh Rale is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 6:01pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Damn if that video doesn't atleast give you a semi, you are the ghey.
    Thread Starter
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 6:22pm) in reply to Sandman_Good

     
    Originally Posted by Sandman_Good View Post

    [ ] OPs pics are lesbians

    Exactly, 99% of real life lesbos are straight up butch
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 6:32pm) in reply to blackstar74

    Def need some penetration in my porno's, and that strapon shit is just too fake, I enjoy a good MFF threesome though.

    /creepyinternetpornsharing
  19. SMD-PLZ SMD-PLZ is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 7:06pm) in reply to sean614

    In before lesbehonest...
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 7:32pm) in reply to SMD-PLZ

    merge with hoops886's thread
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 7:33pm) in reply to cdmalgee

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 8:31pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    No such thing as hot lesbians. Every single one of them is BI. Atleast that's what I heard.
  23. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:37pm) in reply to studogg76

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:45pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Dont get me wrong, lesbians of cool. But I would much rather watch some chick get railed that to beat off to some lesbo action.

    Plus, if I ever meet two hot lesbians... what fun is that? Dont they prefer vagina? Id be stuck in the corner beating off.

    Thats no fun. Well... unless youre El Burro.

    If I'm in a room alone with two lesbos who are getting down, I think my odds are pretty good to get in there.

    "There" being a nice spot to fap like a madman.
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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 1:05am) in reply to El Burro

    Be careful. I was in a room with two lesbians once, and I fapped like crazy. I got fired.
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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 1:27am) in reply to norcaljeff

    so my boy and i do some drinking and what not we score 2 suzies, we end up back at his crib i hit the stash and start twisting a godfather of a blunt,
    bot these hoes turn on me :(

    "we dont want you" "we want your boy"
    ummmmm fine can i run dirty left after?

    "maybe"
    they vanish into his room, me being me after like 38 seconds im like fuck this shit im rolling up i want in.
    they deny, over and over and over again


    now im doing one of these joints, and let me tell you its fucking on in there,
    twat licking, asshole fingering , twinkie eating, pickle juice drinking.
    my boy was the bigger cock block outta the group the hoes were like fuck that nigga let em watch
    he kept closing the door on me and my half dog, we all know doors in a house have the lock of a roofied out girl in a skirt,
    it aint stopping shit,.
    but to no avail. he based them up , and i got zilch,
    failbot as usual.
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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 1:28am) in reply to railbot

    Lesbian porn is like watching skateboarding without the skateboard. It sucks.
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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:46am) in reply to darkpoker12

    none of the girls in the OP are lesbians, either drunk or being paid straight girls.
  29. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Oct 11th, 2011 (10/11/2011 10:56pm) in reply to TMLMS13

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