[undertheradar]

 

Originally Posted by chs3rd

the missus saw this picture and first words out of her mouth, was poor feller he needs pull ups!

haha, smart missus!!!!

[Moonlight Graham]

 

Originally Posted by chs3rd

the missus saw this picture and first words out of her mouth, was poor feller he needs pull ups!

Jack would pee all over your wife's fake tits.

[chs3rd]

 

Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham

Jack would pee all over your wife's fake tits.

They are real to me!

[ImaBustYou]

VAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

do the thing Jay. JB Grindier it is destiny!!!

Originally Posted by Mkind16

Here's your story:

Earlier we reported on Jack "Jaybone" King. For those who have never heard of Jack, here's the story of the man they call Jaybone.

Jay came to Vegas 2 weeks ago with his last $2000 in his pocket and no plan on how to get home if he lost it. He made a thread on P5s to commemorate the experience, although he was way too busy to bother with spell check. Most expected Jay to blow his money quickly on sports betting, consuming copious amount of alcohol, and in maintenance fees paid to the Rio in reparations of the beds he was almost certain to ruin in his sleep. However, his friends were soon shocked to learn a stunning secret about him: he's actually not awful at poker. Jay chopped a daily here at the Rio for $21k, all while being completely wasted at the final table, and now has some room to breathe in his bank account.

Since the big score, Jay has taken a more conservative approach to his bankroll. He sold action to his friends at P5s who were already living vicariously through him. In what is on its way to becoming the most active thread in the history of the site, thousands have watched Jay improbably weed his way through a field of 2800 pros, amateurs, roid heads, and 1 delectably smelling blonde with a hairy butthole. With less than 300 players left, the man they call Jaybone could be on his way to turning rags to riches by grindiering his way to the over $600,000 first prize.

While currently short-stacked with (INSERT CHIP COUNT), he's very confident in his "pish/fold" skills and has the support of an entire community behind him. He'd like to give a shoutout to all those in P5s following his progress. He'd also like to send 1 very special shoutout to his special lady back home, J.B., although he adds that she's probably not at her computer following since Wendy's doesn't have free wi-fi.

^ USE THIS

surreal pokernews write up-

[JPitt09 Royals Fan, lol]

:/

Jay ‏@Jaybone2315
When keeping it real goes wrong. 21.5k

[undertheradar]

‏@Jaybone2315

When keeping it real goes wrong. 21.5k Edited By: undertheradar Jun 17th, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Reason: scooped :(

[888Brandon]

We have become aware of one interesting story of a player who remains in the $1500 NL Hold Em event. Jack, Jaybone From The Internet, King currently sits with an average chip stack but his legend is larger than life. He came to Las Vegas two weeks ago with a mere $3000 and a dream. A dream that has been dreamt by so many. To come to Las Vegas with everything on the line and go home a winner. His early success at sports betting quickly became overshadowed when he was able ship more than $20,000 in one the Rio's daily deepstack tournaments. He has now found himself in good position to turn his dream into reality as he has made the money and is inching ever closer to that $600,000 that will accompany the bracelet that is presented to the winner of this tournament. While the taste of his first win will forever be known as sweetness. Jaybone looks to leave his junior days behind him as he attempts to wrangle his first whopper. Grindier son. Grindier.

[undertheradar]

 

Originally Posted by 888Brandon

We have become aware of one interesting story of a player who remains in the $1500 NL Hold Em event. Jack, Jaybone From The Internet, King currently sits with an average chip stack but his legend is larger than life. He came to Las Vegas two weeks ago with a mere $3000 and a dream. A dream that has been dreamt by so many. To come to Las Vegas with everything on the line and go home a winner. His early success at sports betting quickly became overshadowed when he was able ship more than $20,000 in one the Rio's daily deepstack tournaments. He has now found himself in good position to turn his dream into reality as he has made the money and is inching ever closer to that $600,000 that will accompany the bracelet that is presented to the winner of this tournament. While the taste of his first win will forever be known as sweetness. Jaybone looks to leave his junior days behind him as he attempts to wrangle his first whopper. Grindier son. Grindier.

not bad, not bad at all!!

[skisteve 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ]

Double to 43 plz

[Mkind16]

My story combined with Sweetness' pic would make for the all-time greatest trolling of a poker media site. Make it happen, Maridu.

[Superleggera]

Jay ‏@Jaybone2315
New table. #427. 20.4k

[SpankyHamm]

Looks like at least up 1 or 2 pay grades: Poker News reporting 220 left. Currently $3036.

Jumps are:
207th - $3339
171st - $3719
135th - $4174
99th - $4744

[onepocketj]

220 left - do work!

[XquiziVex]

 

Originally Posted by Mkind16

My story combined with Sweetness' pic would make for the all-time greatest trolling of a poker media site. Make it happen, Maridu.

Naaah, your story sucked. Use Mojo's or Brandon's.

[Bonestein]

Not too early to cast the movie "Peeing on Beds to Peeing on Bracelets - The Jaybone From the Internet Story"

The Star - Jaybone (Channing Tatum)



The Funny Sidekick - Sweetness (Jonah Hill, skinny version)



The Love Interest - Jr Bacon (Philip Seymore Hoffman)



The Quirky Female Friend with a Big Latina Ass - Maridu (Jennifer Lopez)



Sweetness' Love Interest - Hooker #19 (Jennifer Hudson)



Ship the Best Picture Oscar.

[RichardHurtz]

I so hope he wins this

[Z-Fresh]

Haha. Awesome Bone

[LizardBoy]

Take it down Jaybone!! I apologize for ever bad mouthing your flat billed caps.

[Popperhead]

Last dozen pages or so are amazing Maridu sounds like an absolute beauty. I love a chick with a trucker vocabulary. May the pokergods send a massive heater your direction

[Unforseen]

disagree on jonah hill for sweetness tho

[TrafficKing]

I heard if he wins this he's gonna give 5k to anyone who goes to chaz house and whips his ass

[qjuice14]

find some rungood and out do bubba's run by 1

also, congrats to tim adams on winning the the $2500 4-max for 392.5k

[undertheradar]

 

Originally Posted by TrafficKing

I heard if he wins this he's gonna give 5k to anyone who goes to chaz house and whips his ass

if he wins he should go do it himself...he could afford the lawyer then!!!

[Maridu]

Just had the model deliver jaybone's food at his table (like a fkn boss!) he is now in the media box with me making friends w all the media people eating clean food and says he has 20.4k. Life is good for jb!

[SaulGood SPAGETT]

I vote benicio del toro to play sweetness in the movie

[Moonlight Graham]

 

Originally Posted by Unforseen

disagree on jonah hill for sweetness tho

agree, was thinking...
.

[Sweetness777 Prefers Dark Meat]

I just want a cameo where I can show my dick.

Would be sick if doc sands girl gets moved to your table

[ess286]

this just keeps getting better. Hi Maria


yes I changed my sn back (somewhat). My point was made.

[Bonestein]

 

Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham

agree, was thinking...
.

Good call right here. Just the right amount of creepy.

[gutbirdxx]

 

Originally Posted by Maridu

Just had the model deliver jaybone's food at his table (like a fkn boss!) he is now in the media box with me making friends w all the media people eating clean food and says he has 20.4k. Life is good for jb!

pics ffs!
ps. i love you