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  1. because mushrooms affect your memory?
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  2. Waco beat me to it. Well played sir

    Edit w/ mallrats reference
    Edited By: Movetime99 Jun 21st, 2012 at 10:31 PM
  3. no they don't, but its not like hes gonna be able do give a good tr the day after he wakes up. every time ive done shrooms i dont bother explaining it to other people cuz it only makes sense to people around you, so pics would help
     
  4. I wish it would rain here. Plenty of cow fields.
  5. Pretty sure this song was going on last night in Jaybone's head while on mushrooms and with these "fine" ladies....
    ski dum dum

  6. Or when other people came around to steal his ladies, then he became Bruce Leroy"

  7. shrooms and handjobs!! LOLOL amazing.

    Just got in town... I snuck in 4 pills of the best/purest MDMA ever in case you want to escalate to 21st century drugs :)

    Too tired to play proper poker since I barely slept last night soooo drugs and alcool it is for tonight!!!

    Waiting on JB to text me... 1time come through!!

    Off to the RIO pool in the meantime to work on my PUA game :)
    Edited By: FouTight Jun 22nd, 2012 at 01:28 AM
  8.  
    Originally Posted by littleze View Post

    I picture this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zFM00-rOMo


    Damn that shows just raped so hard.
  9. Please text foutight!
  10.  
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    because mushrooms affect your memory?


    no but the copious amount of alcohol he most likely had consumed in the hours before the mush most certainly would

    Edit: and this would tack on to it

    ‏@Jaybone2315
    @Maridu Can i pay you for some of that health food? Havent eaten in over 24hrs and i need a healthy meal lol
    Edited By: Popperhead Jun 22nd, 2012 at 02:20 AM
  11. at 1:40pm "I think it's finally ended. I want sleep so bad lol" JB Grindier
  12.  
    Originally Posted by FouTight View Post

    shrooms and handjobs!! LOLOL amazing.

    Just got in town... I snuck in 4 pills of the best/purest MDMA ever in case you want to escalate to 21st century drugs :)

    Too tired to play proper poker since I barely slept last night soooo drugs and alcool it is for tonight!!!

    Waiting on JB to text me... 1time come through!!

    Off to the RIO pool in the meantime to work on my PUA game :)

  13. I would love to meet up for a Friday night shit show. I get in at noon tomorrow. PM me.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by swizbeatz View Post

    this might be the best use of a .gif in the history of OT
     
  15. I fucking love this thread. Fou please hook up with Jay.
  16.  
    Originally Posted by littleze View Post

    I picture this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zFM00-rOMo

    one of the best moments ever in TV at the end there. Poor chris lol
  17.  
    Originally Posted by stackinsideways View Post

    this might be the best use of a .gif in the history of OT

    QFTMFT...dont know how it hasnt gotten more love
  18. I remember the first time I did shrooms with Maridus mom.
  19. This is jaybone, using this guys ipad so i can give a little write up of last night. Now that I've kinda pulled it together, Figurd I'd I've some details.

    Went out bowling with a bunch of guys. Not sure who everyone was, but there was like 16 of us. Did that for a while, got drunk, then moved the party over to Bills to do some beer pong. Elusively couldnt hang and left at this point. It was me and like 3 of the other guys. Hung out with some Canadian girls. The one I was talking to(I thought I was golden, and everyone else seem to think the same thing) but one of the guys pulled a robbery lol. Not too mad at him tho since I staked him in a $100 beer pong game and he won. Dont think he fucked her, so whatever.

    Then those guys bitched out, it was about 7am at this point. It was just me and another guy. Decided to head over to hooters and go to the pool to nap. As soon as we walk into the pool area, he falls asleep. I see some slutty looking girl on the other side of the pool, walk up to her, and without saying a word, pick her up and jump in the pool with her. Seemed to do the trick cause the next thing I no we were getting drunker, and started doing shooms. Almost positive they were hookers or at least strippers. Didn't get sex, just some hand grabbing in the pool area. We were pretty fucked up (at least I was), and we thought those bitches were gonna try to scam us or some sit (think we had like 6k on us between the two of us).

    So we gave them $20 for some food then when they walked away, we peeled out of there. It was about noon or 1:00 or so. I'm a terrible story teller obv (where's sweetness when we need him) but it was a pretty ridiculous morning. Those bitches were so ridiculous that I can't really explain it.

    Actually, the one just texted me. I'm setting the line at -400 that she tells me she working at some strip club and she wants me to come.

    /terrible trip report lol
  20.  
    Originally Posted by elusively View Post

    This is jaybone, using this guys ipad so i can give a little write up of last night. Now that I've kinda pulled it together, Figurd I'd I've some details.

    Went out bowling with a bunch of guys. Not sure who everyone was, but there was like 16 of us. Did that for a while, got drunk, then moved the party over to Bills to do some beer pong. Elusively couldnt hang and left at this point. It was me and like 3 of the other guys. Hung out with some Canadian girls. The one I was talking to(I thought I was golden, and everyone else seem to think the same thing) but one of the guys pulled a robbery lol. Not too mad at him tho since I staked him in a $100 beer pong game and he won. Dont think he fucked her, so whatever.

    Then those guys bitched out, it was about 7am at this point. It was just me and another guy. Decided to head over to hooters and go to the pool to nap. As soon as we walk into the pool area, he falls asleep. I see some slutty looking girl on the other side of the pool, walk up to her, and without saying a word, pick her up and jump in the pool with her. Seemed to do the trick cause the next thing I no we were getting drunker, and started doing shooms. Almost positive they were hookers or at least strippers. Didn't get sex, just some hand grabbing in the pool area. We were pretty fucked up (at least I was), and we thought those bitches were gonna try to scam us or some sit (think we had like 6k on us between the two of us).

    So we gave them $20 for some food then when they walked
    away, we peeled out of there. It was about noon or 1:00 or so. I'm a terrible story teller obv (where's sweetness when we need him) but it was a pretty ridiculous morning. Those bitches were so ridiculous that I can't really explain it.

    Actually, the one just texted me. I'm setting the line at -400 that she tells me she working at some strip club and she wants me to come.

    /terrible trip report lol

  21. Are you implying we got hustled? Did u miss the part where they gave is free drugs?
    Thread Starter
  22. My horse just chopped Rio nightly for $19k, #spjrg. He is an actual real degen too, like he came to Vegas yesterday w/ $3k n was literally busto in the first 12 hours. So I staked him ITT n he just snaps it off, lolz.
    Edited By: elusively Jun 22nd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
  23. What's it matter if she is a stripper.
    I remember the first time I..
  24. Absolutely nothing...
    Thread Starter
  25. I love how Jay is so rich now that he pays hot girls to leave him alone.
  26.  
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    I love how Jay is so rich now that he pays hot girls to leave him alone.


    Exactly.
     
  27. Shit just got real ,
    Railbot is on his way Vegas holding 2 stacks of high society.
    What are you twerking wif dawg?

    The awkward moment when you just realized,
    Holy fuck chaosbot is about to take all of this into the upper stratosphere of unreal.
  28. Doesn't say Playboyier in the title folks...
  29. TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT, JOHNNY BOY