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  1. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Nov 24th, 2009 (11/24/2009 11:33pm)

    Turkey you homo's!!!

    28lbs fresh!!!
    Plus I got the 2-5lb solid breasts again this year!!!

    I am going to start preparing it tommorow night.

    So far only Waco and his rommie are the only OT'ers comming.

    EDIT: Now with over 50lbs of turkey there is still room for any Vegas peeps that wanna show up. You are more than welcome to come for a home cooked dinner.
  2. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Nov 24th, 2009 (11/24/2009 11:34pm) in reply to Chazmental

    8.5" and thick as a toilet paper roll
     
  3. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    Nov 24th, 2009 (11/24/2009 11:34pm) in reply to Chazmental

    Kinda a personal question, isn't it?
  4. Etrain99 Etrain99 is offline

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    Nov 24th, 2009 (11/24/2009 11:34pm) in reply to Chazmental

    damn .. i was so going to answer the other thing
  5. LadyLuck84 LadyLuck84 is offline

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    Nov 24th, 2009 (11/24/2009 11:35pm) in reply to Chazmental

    I wish I could be there Chaz. Will be thinking of you guys while I'm at work...
  6. ccm ccm is offline

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    Nov 24th, 2009 (11/24/2009 11:35pm) in reply to Chazmental

    she's 140 and grumpy today.
  7. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Nov 24th, 2009 (11/24/2009 11:44pm) in reply to ccm

    23 pounder here.
  8. chatterbox09 chatterbox09 is offline

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    Nov 24th, 2009 (11/24/2009 11:57pm) in reply to Chazmental



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  9. kowboy8686 kowboy8686 is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 12:03am) in reply to Chazmental

    thanksgiving is ok but tell the wife to take off NYE chaz! we are goin out and gettin krunk brother!!!!
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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 12:04am) in reply to kowboy8686

    getting crunk + Chaz = go hand in hand
  11. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 12:05am) in reply to kowboy8686

     
    Originally Posted by kowboy8686 View Post

    thanksgiving is ok but tell the wife to take off NYE chaz! we are goin out and gettin krunk brother!!!!

    lol well being that its our wedding anniversary we will def go out. Pm me for my # if you dont already have it.
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  12. VagabondV VagabondV is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 12:13am) in reply to Chazmental

    19.5lbs...but we only have 6 people, so that's a pretty decent size. She's sittin in the fridge right now.

    My third year hosting Thanksgiving. It's turned out well each year so far...
  13. ehumes06 ehumes06 is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 12:45am) in reply to ccm

     
    Originally Posted by ccmdsn View Post

    she's 140 and grumpy today.

    if you stuff her she might not be so grumpy
  14. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 12:54am) in reply to ehumes06

     
    Originally Posted by ehumes06 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by ccmdsn View Post

    she's 140 and grumpy today.

    if you stuff her she might not be so grumpy

    I love to eat stuffing on thanksgiving! Uh ohhhhhh!
  15. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 1:31am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

     
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    8.5" and thick as a toilet paper roll

    pics or come over?
  16. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 1:39am) in reply to Chazmental

     
  17. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 1:44am) in reply to marinersheep

     
    Originally Posted by marinersheep View Post

    You may wanna see a doc about the color of your bird. Surely there is meds that can help ya. Gawd Speed young man.
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  18. jcpeace jcpeace is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 1:46am) in reply to Chazmental

    I don't have a turkey, but I do have a 1.75L bottle of Ketel One so i can drink myself into a coma.
  19. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 2:13am) in reply to Chazmental

    reason #425,762 I wish I was waco...
  20. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 2:37am) in reply to Chazmental

    A whopping 12lbs. lol.

    My gf is going to attempt to cook her first turkey, wish me luck. Captains and cider and football will be in heavy consumption. Im sure ill get a buzz half way through and have to take over the cooking duties but we shall see.
  21. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 2:38am) in reply to wowswift

    literally asking to be pmd cock pics, lol
  22. Defndrofangels Defndrofangels is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 3:45am) in reply to tommpat2000

    our bird is 23 lbs but there's only 4 of us. Way too big but it's the only bird costco sells.
  23. skreechamane skreechamane is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 3:51am) in reply to Defndrofangels

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 6:17am) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

    our bird is 23 lbs but there's only 4 of us. Way too big but it's the only bird costco sells.

    ughhhh costco meat....*shudders*
     
  25. Dedonkefy Dedonkefy is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 7:17am) in reply to Chazmental

     
    Originally Posted by Chazmental View Post

    Turkey you homo's!!!

    28lbs fresh!!!
    Plus I got the 2-5lb solid breasts again this year!!!

    I am going to start preparing it tommorow night.

    So far only Waco and his rommie are the only OT'ers comming.

    sigh such brag posts
  26. Brooklyn999 Brooklyn999 is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 7:27am) in reply to Chazmental

    Just the wife and I this year, and I don't even like thanksgiving turkey all that much, I like deli turkey sandwiches but I'd rather have ham on holidays. So we're going with a HAM!!! I love ham.



    Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family Chaz!
  27. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 2:23pm) in reply to Brooklyn999

    update: Was just givin a 20lb turkey from the neighbor (the butcher). So over 50lbs of turkey. Still have room for stay peps who want to come over.
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  28. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 2:29pm) in reply to Chazmental

    I will post pics tomorrow of the wifes Turkey Feast. She has like 30 people coming over. It will be a mix of American and Filipina foods.
     
  29. R_U_Nuts R_U_Nuts is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 2:34pm) in reply to Chazmental

    22 lbs and we also have a heavenly ham....sfgoot
  30. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Nov 25th, 2009 (11/25/2009 2:35pm) in reply to wowswift

     
    Originally Posted by wowswift View Post

    pics or come over?

    you want to make a mold of my penix now?
     
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